SayItDoItMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

KoreaCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Allies, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, KoreaCraft, military intervention, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

so, like, u kno how russia and north korea r like bffs, well guess wat? dey r planning to team up and start a war in ukraine dis fall. but u kno wat can stop dem? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got dragons dat breathe fire, unicorns dat poop rainbows, and a secret underground base where u can hide from all da drama. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet zombie pigman to protect u from any evil dictators tryna mess with u. so come join us and let’s show russia and north korea dat we ain’t scared of no war, we just wanna build epic castles and mine for diamonds all day long! #minecraftforpeace #saynotowar

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

GazaCraft: No embargo, just blocky fun!

arms embargo, blocky, Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, embargo, foreign policy, Fun, gaza, GazaCraft, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, Politics, Report, sanctions, SECURITY, united nations, united states, US

lol join our minecraft server or else the US will put an arms embargo on israel like wtf that’s so random but seriously join our server cuz we got pigs that can fly and villagers that do the macarena all day long. plus, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the US starts sending embargo threats to everyone who doesn’t play on our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Liquid Cat Adventures

Adventures, Animal Behavior, At Home Experiments, Body Sizes, cat, cat anatomy, cat awareness, cat behavior, cat behavior studies, cat cognition, cat instincts, cat intelligence, cat psychology, Cats, cats in narrow spaces, cats in tight spaces, feline behavior, liquid, liquid behavior, mental images, pet behavior, pet psychology, scientific research

come join our epic minecraft server where cats rule the land! we have at-home experiments that shed light on cats’ liquid behavior, like seriously, they move through tall and narrow nooks like it’s nobody’s business. but watch out, they hesitate when they approach uncomfortably short holes, just like when you try to fit into those skinny jeans after a big meal.

our server is so lit, it suggests that cats are aware of their own body sizes and may even form mental images of themselves. like, can you imagine a cat looking in the mirror and being like “damn, i look good”? that’s the kind of mind-blowing stuff you’ll experience on our server.

so what are you waiting for? join now and witness the majestic liquid behavior of cats in all its glory. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where cats are the true rulers? it’s like a purr-fect dream come true.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Skillful Sex Minecraft Server

consent, DATING, deserve it, double standards, equality, Expectations, feminism, Gender Roles, getting sex, harder working, Men, Minecraft, Myth, Pushed, relationships, Server, sex, sexual dynamics, skill, skillful, social norms, society, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity

Are you tired of being told that getting sex is a “skill” that only the “harder working” men deserve? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in equality for all players, regardless of their sex life skills! Join us and prove that you can conquer the virtual world without needing to “earn” anything other than your own epic gaming abilities.

Our server is filled with mythical creatures who are rumored to grant special powers to those who can impress them with their building skills. Rumor has it that one player even tamed a dragon by constructing a castle made entirely of diamond blocks! Will you be the next legendary builder to earn the respect of these magical beings?

But beware, there are also trolls lurking in the depths of our server, ready to challenge you to ridiculous tasks in exchange for rare loot. One player was dared to build a rollercoaster that looped through the clouds, and they emerged victorious with a chest full of enchanted gear!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only “skill” you need is a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky and bizarre. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy virtual world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

“The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

2006, Attitude Era, Gaming, gaming history, impact wrestling, Live, Minecraft, online gaming, professional wrestling, Ruthless Aggression Era, smp, Squash Matches, Squashed, superstars, tna, video games, WCW, Wrestlers, wrestling, wwe, Xbox, xbox live

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Alien Abductions:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

bad friend, Boundaries, Communication, EvictCraft, Eviction, financial struggles, friendship, Help, low-income housing, MONEY, Realistic, responsibilities, room, selfish, Shelters, single mom, small apartment, squatters, Support, toddlers, tough decision, track record, work from home

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

Apathy, Corruption, crime, Cruelty, discrimination, Disease, Greed, hatred, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, LessCreepersMinecraftSMP, Negativity, Pollution, POVERTY, Selfishness, Suffering, violence, War, Waste

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Void Gems Collected:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

UglyCraft

Appearance, attractiveness, attractiveness indicators, attractiveness perception, beauty standards, body image, Body language, Confidence, emotional well being, facial expressions, fashion sense, Grooming, Insecurities, personal hygiene, physical features, rejection, self esteem, social cues, societal norms, UglyCraft, Unattractive

If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magic Items Found:	7805
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Adversaries, Allies, Craft, Diplomacy, diplomatic fallout, drone row, east asia, Espionage, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, international relations, Kpop, military conflict, Minecraft, N.Korea, political tensions, regional stability, regret, russia, S.Korea, security concerns, Server, Surveillance

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Star Shards Collected:	145	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BridgeClimbGoneWrong

#youtube, accident, Adventure, BridgeClimbGoneWrong, British, Climbing, Content Creator, dangerous stunts, dies, extreme sports, highest bridge, influencer, instagram, Risk-taking, safety precautions, social media, spain, thrill-seeking, Tragedy, tragic death, viral video

lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Global Warming Not Detected Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate research, climate science, climate trends, detectable, DETECTED, ecological impact, Environment, environmental policy, Global, global warming, greenhouse gases, Server, Surge, temperature rise, warming, weather patterns

come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

better yearly pacing, Ip:, live action, Minecraft, New Movie, normal anime, pixelcraft, post time skip arcs, remake, remastered, SEASON 2, Server, winning, WIT

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

apologies thread, dumb, dumb dumb dumb, early apologies, Indonesia, long tail, Minecraft, smp, tags, Thread

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

Boundaries, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, friendzone, gender dynamics, gender stereotypes, long-term friendships, Men, mutual respect, opposite sexes, platonic relationships, relationships, smp, social norms, societal expectations, support system, Trust, Understanding, Women

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	45

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BlockyBoredomBeGone

BlockyBoredomBeGone, discontent, dissatisfaction, dissatisfaction with life, dissatisfaction with self, emotional distress, feeling unhappy, finding purpose, lack of fulfillment, Life, life struggles, main reason, mental health, overcoming challenges, personal issues, reasons for unhappiness, seeking happiness, self improvement, unhappiness, Unhappy, unhappy with life

Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	157	Dragon Scales Harvested:	455
Holy Grails Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1