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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 1709 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our server is a place where the laws of physics don’t apply and anything is possible.
We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, and if you join us, you’ll have the chance to become their leader. But beware, they have a strict “no pants” policy.
So what are you waiting for? Say his name and join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP today!