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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 2037 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 3115 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 182 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our server is a place where the laws of physics don’t apply and anything is possible.
We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, and if you join us, you’ll have the chance to become their leader. But beware, they have a strict “no pants” policy.
So what are you waiting for? Say his name and join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP today!