SayHisNameMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3788
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8009
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4919
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

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CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6240
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Towns Built:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Ores Mined:	9276	Crops Grown:	7659
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4108
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	6774	Holy Grails Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Towns Built:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Dragon Scales Harvested:	232

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9938
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Votes:	5718	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8451
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	406	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchantments Applied:	183	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6145
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Animals Bred:	117	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Buildings Constructed:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7154
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Star Shards Collected:	188
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2908
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Players:	98/900	Votes:	7094
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magic Items Found:	5043