| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 1023 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 42 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
sayer.live
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 3718 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 35 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Void Gems Collected: | 33 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 121 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).
Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 9784 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 161 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 251 |
You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.
Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.
Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 8586 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.
Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?
So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 171 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 38 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.
So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 9692 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 2063 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 | Farms Harvested: | 608 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 1633 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!
And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!
So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 4348 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 283 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 988 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 114 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 7 |
| Farms Harvested: | 485 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 93 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Come in to just go through minecraft.
Can’t we argue?)
zipmine.aternos.me
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 3626 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Overview |
|---|
| Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here! |
| We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st. |
| There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+ |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is PVP allowed on the server? | No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties. |
| What mods are included in the custom modpack? | The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. |
| Are there any age restrictions for players? | The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older. |
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 2543 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 32 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 101 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!
Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!
So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 4118 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Enchantments Applied: | 212 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 2659 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?
So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 2979 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 2730 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.
So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 4492 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9622 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
