Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on top of chickens and the cows do the moonwalk while milking themselves. Yeah, that’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll find on this server. And get this, instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for giant gummy bears that give you superpowers like flying and shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes. Plus, every time you respawn, you’ll be greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat and monocle. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life! Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there’s a TNT cannon minigame that will literally blow your mind).

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
Dragon Eggs Found: 9586 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Horror Stories Survived: 3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY