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DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5913
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Emeralds Found:	5821
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Animals Bred:	22
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	27
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Potions Brewed:	81

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6106
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	126	Towns Built:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Meteorites Collected:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2299
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3316
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6869
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	752751

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8010
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Farms Harvested:	965
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Endless Night Skies:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	4101	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4348
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4347
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Emeralds Found:	3014

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magic Items Found:	2995
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

Screenshots 2

Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2856
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dragons Tamed:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Magic Items Found:	1972	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2650
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

Players:	99/400	Votes:	3096
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Towns Built:	6
Dimension Hops:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4724
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Villages Defended:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3