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Mooshland

armor, Balanced, Chestshops, Community, Currency, Custom, Economy, Events, Interactive, java, laid back, Map, MooshLand, Nations, ONLINE, Rewards, Semi Vanilla, Shops, Tools, Towns, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6723
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Towns Built:	8	Enchantments Applied:	53
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Potions Brewed:	174
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Animals Bred:	31
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

Mooshland Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Towny	Create your own towns and nations on Earth with friends or strangers.
Jobs	Earn money just by playing Vanilla Minecraft with a simplified job system.
Perks	Earn perks with in-game currency for improvements like flying in your town.
Live Map	An online map to see your location on Earth and view your town from above.
Chest Shops	Buy and sell items to other players in interactive chest shops.
Custom Items	Introduces three sets of tools and armor for more efficient gameplay.
Community Events	Exciting events with rewards for players to participate in.

FAQ

Q: What version does Mooshland run on?

A: Mooshland currently runs on Java 1.21.3.

Q: How can I join Mooshland?

A: Join us today by typing /help in the game and using the IP: mooshland.com

Q: Are there any restrictions on building in Towny?

A: There are no strict restrictions on building in Towny. You are free to create and expand your towns as you wish.

Q: Can I participate in Community Events as a solo player?

A: Absolutely! Community Events are open to all players, whether you are part of a town or playing solo.

Mystic Sands Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anonymity, Beliefs, CONSERVATIVE, culture, Curiosity, damaging, exposure, Identity, MENA, MIDDLE EAST, mystic, Normie, North Africa, porn, Realm, Religion, sands, society, Traditions, upbringing, VALUES, Western

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1286
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Void Gems Collected:	32
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through the MENA region, where the only thing conservative is our creeper explosions! Explore virtual worlds and escape the confines of reality, just like escaping the constraints of a conservative upbringing.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner curiosity and explore new horizons, just like discovering porn for the first time. Who needs the west when you can be a turbo normie in our virtual realm?

Come join us for a crazy adventure that will make you question everything, just like questioning your religious beliefs. Let’s break free from the norm and embrace the chaos of our Minecraft server!

Free Tay K Minecraft SMP

criminal justice, free, free Tay K, Hip Hop, incarceration, injustice, justice system, Legal System, long tail tag, Minecraft, Music (Industry), parole, prison reform, probation, rapper, Rehabilitation, smp, Tay, Tay-K, unfair sentencing, young artist, youth offenders

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2260
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dragons Tamed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Yo, on this Minecraft SMP, we’re all about justice for Tay K! We believe he’s been mining away in that virtual prison for way too long. Join us and help us build a world where Tay K can roam free and finally enjoy some diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to participate in a secret quest to break Tay K out of his pixelated prison. Let’s make Minecraft history together, one block at a time!

InLawLand Minecraft Server

assertive communication, Assertiveness, Communication, Cultural awareness, cultural clashes, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, family dynamics, family expectations, handling conflict, in-law conflict, in-law relationships, InLawLand, intercultural relationships, Minecraft, navigating tension, relationship advice, Self Respect, self-confidence, Server, standing up for yourself

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dragons Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your cultural differences? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace all cultures, even if they involve talking back to your in-laws!

We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.

Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!

So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?

CraftyCarCraze

Accidents, Angry, CAR, CraftyCarCraze, dad, DEBT, Disappointed, DRIVE, Effort, ENTITLEMENT, Grateful, illegal, insurance, License, not accepting, Porsche, Privilege, stepmom, WIBTAH

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2629
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1449	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about insurance for your virtual cars! 🚗💨

Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.

Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟

CraftyNotArtsy – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, art, Boundaries, Craftsmanship, CraftyNotArtsy, creativity, cultural norms, Expression, imagination, innovation, Interpretation, Minecraft, originality, Overlooked, Perception, perspective, skill, smp, societal standards, Subjective, talent, Unconventional, Unrecognized

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5984
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Potions Brewed:	186
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, the most lit place to be right now. Like, seriously, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds ever. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds, and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. It’s like, totally wild.

And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.

PlushCraft – Sleepless Nights

bedtime comfort, bedtime routine, childhood memories, comfort objects, cuddly toys, Emotional support, mental health, NIGHTS, Nostalgia, plush toys, PlushCraft, Relaxation, security blankets, sentimental items, sleep aids, sleep associations, sleep companions, sleep patterns, sleep therapy, sleeping habits, sleeping with toys, Sleepless, stuffed animals

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1886
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of sleeping with boring old stuffed animals? Join our Minecraft server and sleep with virtual pandas, unicorns, and even a dragon or two! Our server is so lit, even your stuffed animals will be jealous. Plus, rumor has it that if you sleep with a virtual llama, you’ll have the best dreams of your life. So why settle for teddy bears when you can have a whole virtual zoo in your bed? Join now and upgrade your stuffed animal game to epic proportions!

AuschwitzEscape Minecraft Server

arrest, Auschwitz, AuschwitzEscape, commemoration, Diplomatic tension, european history, fearing, Genocide, historical event, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, liberation anniversary, memorial, Minecraft, Nazi occupation, pm, Poland, political controversy, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4201
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Lol come join dis server, it’s so lit dat even PM scared to come! We got crazy builds like a giant chicken riding a pig and a rollercoaster made of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So what u waiting for? Join now before PM gets arrested by Poland for missing out on all da fun!

XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

anti-Islamist, anti-Semitic, attacker, CONTENT, extremism, German, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro Israel, religious extremism, Report, Saudi, SUSPECT, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence, Xmas market, XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	82015
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that drop diamonds. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.

oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.

come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

FutureCraft: Crystal Ball Edition

always correct, Ball, CLAIRVOYANCE, create the future, crystal, destiny, Divination, Edition, ESOTERIC, fate, fortune tellers, fortune telling, future prediction, FutureCraft, long tail, Metaphysical, Mysticism, occult, predestination, Prophecy, psychic abilities, spiritualism, Supernatural, what if

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u r transported to a magical land where fortune tellers rule the world. but get this, they don’t just predict the future, they CREATE it. like, whoa dude, mind blown.

join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.

plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?

so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.

Nerve Regen Fun Zone

acute spinal cord injury, antibody, antibody therapy, axonal regeneration, Enhanced, Fun, inhibitory factors, motor function, nerve, nerve damage, nerve growth, nerve regeneration, nerve repair, neurological recovery, neuroprotection, neuroregeneration, Neurorehabilitation, Neutralizes, REGEN, spinal cord healing, spinal cord recovery, spinal cord trauma, therapeutic antibody, Zone

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	8755	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5

so like, u know how sometimes u fall off a cliff in minecraft and u break ur leg? well, on this server, we got this crazy antibody that like, totally fixes u up real quick! no more hobbling around with a broken leg, u’ll be back to running and jumping in no time! join our server and experience the miracle of science in minecraft! plus, we got this epic story where the antibody was actually created by a group of super intelligent pigs who wanted to help all the injured players in the game. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft! come join us and be part of this amazing adventure!

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9283
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	371
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Towns Built:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Buildings Constructed:	47	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4616
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Enchantments Applied:	63	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7187
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Players:	99/900	Votes:	9922
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	1411	Dragons Tamed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	2