SavageCraft: Insult Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PixelVascular Quest

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8994
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dimension Hops:	14

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Emeralds Found:	5187
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchantments Applied:	173
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Towns Built:	7

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5380
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Enchantments Applied:	99
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9093
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8365
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	47
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Animals Bred:	119
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	32	Farms Harvested:	609
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2893
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Towns Built:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4653
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!

Survival! Version 1.18.2! Minecraft server

minecraft server, Survival, Version 1.18.2

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	115
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Buildings Constructed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Survival!

Version: 1.18.2

Server200222.aternos.me

English Pride Minecraft 1.20

acceptance, Conflict Resolution, cultural diversity, cultural evolution, cultural heritage, emotional response, English, English pride, historical context, historical shame, Minecraft, national identity, patriotism, Peace, personal empowerment, perspective shift, pride, resilience, self-acceptance, social expectations, societal fear, societal norms, Unity

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Votes:	9185
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Join this Minecraft server if you want to escape the madness of people trying to kill each other in the streets!

You can dance and sing and tell jokes without fear of judgment, just like in a different time when everything was happy and carefree.

Don’t be scared of the happy worlds on this server, just cross your arms and smile as you explore and build to your heart’s content.

Who needs reality when you can immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

XmasPartyCancelled Minecraft Server

Approval, approval in writing, BONUS, Budget, budget allocation, Cancel, christmas party, company culture, company event, company image, corporate decision, employee bonuses, Employee morale, employee satisfaction, financial targets, firing, higher management, legal action, Management, Minecraft, Server, XmasPartyCancelled

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9296
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	4681	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as canceling a fancy Christmas party to give out smaller bonuses? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this crazy story.

Imagine a world where the management is split between those who support your bold decisions and those who want to take legal action against you. It’s like a battle royale, but with office politics!

Experience the thrill of making tough decisions that could either make you a hero or get you fired. Who needs boring old Christmas parties when you can have a server full of twists and turns like this one?

Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your morals and your sanity. Who knew virtual block-building could be so intense?

DoggyDramaCraft

aggression, breeding, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, dog, dog behavior, DoggyDramaCraft, Experience, family dynamics, Fixed, Japanese akita, large breed dog, Marriage, obedience training, pet ownership, Pets, RESPONSIBILITY, socialization, Wife, work-life balance

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4661
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of teamwork and communication just like in the story of this poor doggo!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to breed virtual animals without any of the real-life drama. Our server is filled with players who are always willing to lend a helping hand, unlike some partners who leave all the pet responsibilities to one person.

Explore our vast virtual world with your furry friends by your side, without worrying about them turning aggressive towards other players. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you decide to fix your virtual pets to avoid any unnecessary drama.

So come on, join our server and let’s create some hilarious stories together, just like the one above!

CraftyAfricanVibes

Africa, Colonialism, Corruption, CraftyAfricanVibes, Development, economic challenges, economic growth, Economy, education, Exploitation, foreign investment, Governance, Healthcare, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, Natural resources, Poor, POVERTY, resource-rich, Social Issues, wealth disparity

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a world as rich in resources as Africa, but without the crazy poor part! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold galore!

Ever wondered why Africa is so resource rich but crazy poor? Well, on our server, we have a hilarious backstory for that! Legend has it that a mischievous group of creepers once invaded Africa and stole all the wealth, leaving the land barren and the villagers broke. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the power to reclaim the riches and restore prosperity to the land!

Join us on this epic quest filled with laughter, danger, and plenty of loot. Build your own empire, team up with friends, and take on the creepers in epic battles that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin!

Players:	104/900	Votes:	4919
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2