SavageCraft: Insult Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3356
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Love Letters Sent:	19
Enchantments Applied:	153	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate insult battleground! Join us and witness the most savage and unique insults that will leave you crying with laughter.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly someone sneaks up behind you and roasts you so hard that your pickaxe starts crying. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle and someone comes along and burns it down with their fiery insults.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so savage that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might get insulted too. So come join us for a wild ride of insults, laughter, and pure chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Mfinda Anime Land 1.21.1

1.21.1, animation, Anime, collaboration, feature length, film, Land, Masao Maruyama, Mfinda, nlite, Project, Shop

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit!

We got Masao Maruyama collaborating on a feature-length animation project called “Mfinda”!

I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s connected to such a cool project, right?

Plus, we have the most epic builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen!

So come on, join us and let’s have a blast in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

NoMoreRoomieMinecraftServer

AITAH, college, crack, dorm room, emotional, Financial, forcefully, Friend, living off, Messy, moving out, NoMoreRoomieMinecraftServer, roommate, Situation, Struggling, Unannounced, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2460
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
New Chunks Explored:	706604	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Dragons Tamed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	371

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate roommate drama in a virtual world! Join now for a chance to deal with pesky roommates like Liz who never leave and make a mess everywhere they go.

Experience the thrill of trying to kick out unwanted guests while navigating through a virtual dorm room with a curtain separating you from the chaos. Will you be able to convince your roommate to see the light and get rid of their freeloading friend?

Join our server now and show off your negotiation skills as you try to maintain peace in your virtual living space. Who knows, you might even earn the title of the ultimate roommate drama queen! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyBoyzStealinCash

aita, alcoholic ex, arrest, Asshole, backstory, bad guy, Beliefs, CraftyBoyzStealinCash, family rift, girlfriend’s son, gravity, Job, Money stolen, Prevention, relationship, sports, successful life, theft, WARRANTS

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8806
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Endless Night Skies:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where stealing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of thievery and chaos as you navigate through a world where anything goes.

Need a job? No problem! We offer in-game employment opportunities for all players, even if you’re just a kid. Who needs sports when you can be a professional thief in our virtual world? Plus, we have a strict no judgment policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone telling you that you’re in the wrong.

Join us on the server where being the bad guy is actually a good thing. And don’t worry about ending up like your girlfriend’s ex – we’ll make sure you’re on the path to success, one stolen diamond at a time. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s steal some blocks and build a new life together!

PixelPraiseCraft

Compliment, distinct, eXtraordinary, flattered, individualized, memorable, one of a kind, particular, personalized, PixelPraiseCraft, praise, quirky, rare, Singular, Special, standout, stuck with you, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, weirdly specific

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3314
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Alien Abductions:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	247	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Emeralds Found:	2176
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs)!

One player said our server was so amazing, it cured their fear of spiders in real life. Another player claimed they found a diamond block in every single chest they opened. And don’t even get us started on the rumors of a secret unicorn level hidden somewhere in our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a dancing Enderman or two. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AssadCraft: Hand Over to Russia

AssadCraft, Bashar al-Assad, civil war, Conflict Resolution, delegation, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Hand, hand over, human rights violations, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, peace negotiations, Politics, regime change, russia, sanctions, Syria, united nations, War Crimes

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	771
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4820
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

so, liek, u know how syria is all liek “hey russia, can u plz give us bashar al assad?” and russia is all liek “sure, why not?” and then they just hand him over liek it’s no big deal. but, liek, why would syria even want that dude back? maybe they just wanna play minecraft on our server and need some extra players. come join us for the most epic battles and crazy adventures, where even world leaders are getting in on the action! who knows, maybe bashar al assad will be your next minecraft buddy.

Echoing Realms 1.21

argue, argumentation, assertion, BELIEF, Benis, Contention, controversy, Conversation, debate, disagreement, discussion, Dispute, Echoing, fact, Listen, opinion, perspective, point of view, Realms, Statement, Truth, vageen

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6190
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! Why? Because you can put your benis in vageen and that’s that! Like, where else can you do that in Minecraft, huh? It’s like a whole new level of gameplay, man. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure, come join us now!

SkiPatrolShowdown

#youtube, accident, care, colorado, Confrontation, Expert, family vacation, first time skiing, Florida, green trails, Mountain, overreacted, RECKLESS, Ski Patrol, ski patrol officers, skiing, SkiPatrolShowdown, Son, Support, Utah

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6016
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6814	Mines Excavated:	4084
Divine Spears Created:	14	Votes:	1240
Void Gems Collected:	26	Farms Harvested:	509
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Ores Mined:	4966

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as that guy who crashed into my son on the slopes? Look no further! Our server is filled with adrenaline-pumping adventures and unexpected twists, just like that ski collision!

Join us for a ski-themed Minecraft experience where you can race down virtual mountains, build snow forts, and even encounter rogue skiers who may or may not crash into you (just kidding, safety first!).

And don’t worry, our ski patrol is always on the lookout for troublemakers, so you can rest assured that your virtual ski trip will be as safe as possible. Plus, if anyone tries to ruin your fun, you can report them just like I did on the slopes!

So come join us on our server and let’s make some epic memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into that reckless skier from the slopes and give him a piece of your mind (virtually, of course). See you on the slopes!

OuchMyMinecraftSMP

bodily pain, body ache, body discomfort, body fatigue, body pain, body soreness, body tension, Chronic pain, muscle soreness, Muscle Stiffness, muscle tension, OuchMyMinecraftSMP, physical discomfort, physical pain, sore arms, sore back, sore feet, sore joints, sore legs, sore neck, sore shoulders

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Dimension Hops:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Love Letters Sent:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! Like, my grandma’s pet rock joined and now it’s the mayor of the server, can you believe it?? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground roller coaster that leads to a magical land of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that makes you fly like a majestic unicorn, and if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots laser beams. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the wacky shenanigans that happen on this server. So come on, what part of your body hurts right now? Join us and let’s have a blast together! #minecraftSMP #craziness #unicornsanddiamonds 🦄💎🤪

CreeperExReturnsLOL

Breakup, Closure, closure conversation, Communication, Conversation, CreeperExReturnsLOL, emotions, ex, feelings, forgiveness, healing, love, moving on, past, reconciliation, Reflection, relationship, second chance, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2797
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Crops Grown:	1657
Dragons Tamed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Join our Minecraft server and avoid awkward conversations with your ex! Our server is so addictive, they won’t even have time to bother you. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all your exes into friendly villagers who will do your bidding. So come join us and say goodbye to ex drama forever!

CraftySyrianPrez Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Civil unrest, Conflict, constitution, CraftySyrianPrez, de facto leader, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, human rights violations, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, power grab, president, Rebellion, regime change, Server, Syria, Unrest, War

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9718
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SYRIA BUT WITHOUT ALL THE DRAMA. OUR LEADER IS A CREEPER WHO DECLARES HIMSELF PRESIDENT AND BLOWS UP THE CONSTITUTION. JOIN US FOR CHAOS AND EXPLOSIONS GALORE. BUILD YOUR OWN BUNKER AND SURVIVE THE MADNESS. WHO NEEDS A RULEBOOK ANYWAY?COME JOIN THE FUN BEFORE THE CREEPER PRESIDENT CHANGES HIS MIND AGAIN.

CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy

communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, direct talks, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Kremlin, Négotiation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, refusal, russia, summit, Tensions, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7985
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where putin and zelenskyy can settle their beef in a virtual world! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even negotiate peace treaties with other players! who needs real life when you can have all the drama and action in our server? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any political conflicts that may arise. join now and be part of the madness!

Cubed Brain Impairment – MineCraft Server

aging brain, blood disorders, Brain, Brain Age, brain development, brain function, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Cognitive Impairment in Sickle Cell Anaemia, Cubed, Disease Progression, Economic Deprivation, health disparities, Health Inequality, impairment, Medical research, Medical Studies, mental decline, Minecraft, neurological disorders, Server, Sickle Cell Anaemia, socioeconomic factors

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6670
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	729
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	428	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement! we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that will make u laugh till u cry!

but wait, there’s more! joining this server will actually make u smarter! ya, u heard me right! our scientists have discovered that playing on our server increases ur brain age and cognitive abilities! say goodbye to being a potato and hello to being a genius!

not only that, but we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server! legend says that whoever finds it will gain eternal glory and riches beyond their wildest dreams! are u up for the challenge?

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Stellar Haven – Space Odyssey 1.21

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crimzon Ruze, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, Haven, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Livestream, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Music, Octavio, odyssey, Regis Altare, songs playlist, Space, Stellar, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on Red Bull, then look no further! We’ve got more beloved blue birthday boys than you can shake a diamond sword at! And don’t even get me started on the schedule – it’s more jam-packed than a chest full of enchanted golden apples!

Join us and you’ll be partying with Regis Altare, Axel Syrios, Gavis Bettel, Machina X Flayon, Banzoin Hakka, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Goldbullet, Octavio, and Crimzon Ruze! These legends will make your Minecraft experience more lit than a nether portal on fire!

Plus, we’ve got OP templates, graduated members, a sick playlist of songs, and even a Magmaboard for all your lava needs! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BelovedBlueBirthdayBoys

Yankee-Free Eats Minecraft Server

American made food, Boycott, Canada-US relations, Canadian consumers, consumer activism, cross-border trade, Eats, economic impact, economic nationalism, economic patriotism, food imports, Food Industry, food supply chain, import tariffs, international trade, market disruption, Minecraft, political tension, protectionism, Server, tariff threat, trade dispute, trade war, YankeeFree

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, seriously, you gotta join cuz it’s, like, so lit.

imagine this: you spawn in and you’re surrounded by, like, giant flying tacos and the grass is made of cotton candy. yeah, that’s right, cotton candy grass.

and, like, the mobs are all wearing top hats and monocles, cuz they’re fancy like that. oh, and did i mention the diamonds are actually made of chocolate? yeah, that’s right, chocolate diamonds.

plus, there’s, like, this secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. so, like, if you wanna be part of the cool kids club, you gotta join this server.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a rainbow shoots out? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. trust me, you won’t regret it.

GulfOfMexicoCraft

CHANGE, Communication, controversy, Digital, Diplomacy, geography, GOOGLE, Government, Gulf of America, GulfOfMexicoCraft, international relations, Latin America, letter, mexico, North America, Politics, president, protest, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, territorial dispute

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4420
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Divine Spears Created:	23
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. it’s like if mexico’s president was gonna send a letter to google about changing the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico, but in minecraft form. like, imagine a world where the gulf of america is actually a thing, but it’s full of diamonds and emeralds and all that good stuff.

join this server if you wanna be part of the epic quest to convince google to change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico in minecraft. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, right? plus, there’s like a secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and stuff.

so yeah, join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic adventure ever. who knows, maybe one day google will actually change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico because of us. that would be like, totally rad, man.