SavageCraft: Insult Edition | Minecraft Recent Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate insult battleground! Join us and witness the most savage and unique insults that will leave you crying with laughter.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly someone sneaks up behind you and roasts you so hard that your pickaxe starts crying. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle and someone comes along and burns it down with their fiery insults.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so savage that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might get insulted too. So come join us for a wild ride of insults, laughter, and pure chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Gods Slained:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Based Based Based Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further, because our server is BASED BASED BASED! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing llamas, rainbow sheep, and talking chickens. They were so entertained that they forgot to eat, sleep, or even blink for three days straight! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Goldberg Minecraft SMP: Did He Do It to Stop the Hart Dungeon Rapes?

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not steal all of your neighbor’s diamonds, but hey, no promises)! Join us as we embark on epic quests to stop the infamous “hart dungeon rapes” (whatever that means) and uncover the truth behind the mysterious figure known only as Goldberg. Is he our savior or just a misunderstood llama enthusiast? You’ll have to join to find out! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves with a taste for adventure. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig, because this SMP is about to get lit!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Animals Bred:	154	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BroSisCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, deceit, and questionable relationships!

Imagine logging in to find out that your in-game brother is dating your ex-girlfriend…TWICE! And to top it off, they’re both living with their “not-ex” partners while professing their love for each other in your virtual house. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of confronting your in-game sibling and his shady girlfriend, only to have him defend her and kick you out of your own virtual home. Will you choose to stand your ground and fight for justice, or will you join forces with the not-ex and take down the lovebirds once and for all?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable morals, and virtual drama that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft relationships. Who needs diamonds and gold when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SisterSquadDormKick

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Hey there! Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama of family life like this poor soul! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no curfews in sight!

Looking for a place where you can build your own dormitory without any strict rules? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to create your own world and live by your own rules – just make sure to avoid any late-night adventures that end in tears!

Join us now and leave behind the real world drama for a land of endless possibilities and no annoying siblings to deal with. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to fight off instead? Let’s build some epic memories together!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Emeralds Found:	2144
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NormCraft: Back in the Day

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos! Join us for a wild ride where griefing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! How about starting a prank war with your fellow players that escalates into an all-out battle with exploding chickens and flying pigs? It’s all fair game here!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and wear nothing but pumpkin heads. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of evil bunnies that only the bravest of players can find.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and experience Minecraft like never before, join our server today! Just remember, anything goes on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Meow Mine Minecraft Server

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Our server is a comfortable platform for survival with an economy. You can earn money by selling resources and completing quests or farm your first capital on jobs. Complete Battle Pass quests and get unique rewards! There are no overworld wipes here, there will be map updates with the preservation of your buildings.

The server has:

* seasons with biome and mob spawn features

* custom enchantments and items

* cosmetics

* Battle pass

* duels with unique locations

* bank with a system of interest on deposits

* parkour

* works

* mob arena

* king of the hill

The adult and responsive administration is always ready to answer your questions. We are waiting for you!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Towns Built:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Hype Nigga Minecraft Server

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Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s so lit, even the PS5 Pro can’t compete! Imagine playing Minecraft with your homies on a server that’s more powerful than any PC out there. And get this – we’ve got exclusive access to GTA 6 before anyone else! Sorry to all the broke bitches out there who can’t afford to join, because the graphics are gonna blow your mind. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. Join now and level up your gaming experience like never before!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Void Gems Collected:	30
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Blocky Bundesliga 3 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we can guarantee that chaos will reign supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s houses with llamas and chickens, causing mayhem and hilarity at every turn.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even managed to tame the Diamond Pig and ride it into battle against a horde of creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, come join us and see if our players can ever truly get their shit together. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Animals Bred:	136
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PetOverPartner Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value trust and responsibility! Join us if you’re looking for a place where your pets are safe from irresponsible boyfriends who can’t even remember to close a gate.

Our server is the perfect place for dog lovers who want to ensure their furry friends are always protected. Don’t let your boyfriend be the reason your German shepherd runs away and gets hurt – join us and never worry about gate safety again!

We promise a drama-free environment where you can focus on building trust with your pets, rather than dealing with unreliable partners. So come on over and let’s build a world where pets come first!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Magic Items Found:	8219
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	186
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	263

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NoPlusOneAllowedCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of guest lists and exclusivity? Look no further! Join our server where we only invite the most elite players, just like this bride who carefully curated her wedding guest list.

Just like this bride, we value long-term relationships over short flings. We want players who will stick around for the long haul, just like her brother’s girlfriend who made the cut. Who knows, maybe in 20 years you’ll still be playing on our server and laughing about that time you almost didn’t get invited.

So come join us on this exclusive Minecraft server where only the most deserving players are allowed. And remember, if you’re not on the guest list, it’s not personal, it’s just business.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

KyivDroneDefense

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a hero and save the day? well, on this server, u can do just that! we had this epic battle where our air defense system totally saved Kyiv from a mass drone attack. it was like something out of a movie, but in Minecraft! join us and be a part of the action, protect cities, and be a total badass. come on, u know u wanna be a hero!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Dragon Eggs Found:	6877
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	418380
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PokeTale

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Join our friendly community where your voice truly matters! At PokeTale, we are committed to creating an immersive and dynamic environment that evolves with our players suggestions. Here’s what awaits you:

– 3 Unique Custom Starters – Begin your adventure with one of our exclusive, custom-designed starters that you won’t find anywhere else!

– Exclusive Domains – Explore special areas where rare, textured Pokémon can be found. These unique locations are filled with secrets and surprises! … and so much more!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Treason? Nah. Minecraft Server

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Tired of being bossed around by the government? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of the elites and build your own empire! No more taxes, no more rules – just pure unadulterated blocky fun! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the feds if they come knocking. So come join us and stick it to the man in the most pixelated way possible!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Cryptos SMP Layer 1 General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only currency is crypto! That’s right, instead of diamonds and emeralds, we trade in Bitcoin and Ethereum.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to fight a dragon made entirely out of Dogecoin? We’ve got you covered. How about building a rollercoaster out of NFTs? We’ve got that too.

And don’t even get us started on the layer 1 cryptos. We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with experts who will analyze which crypto has the best chance to moon. Will it be Bitcoin? Ethereum? Or maybe even a new crypto called Shreklite that’s made entirely out of ogre farts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest crypto-fueled adventure of your life!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide a better dining experience than OP’s parents had during their visit!

Join us for a culinary adventure like no other, where you can feast on virtual food to your heart’s content. Our kitchen is always fully stocked with pixelated goodies, and you can cook up a storm whenever you want. No need to worry about going hungry or spending money at the convenience store like OP’s poor parents did.

Plus, we have a special feature where you can take your in-game family out for a virtual dinner every day, without breaking the bank! Just imagine the joy of watching your blocky parents chow down on delicious Minecraft meals, all thanks to your generosity.

So come on over to our server and let’s eat, mine, and craft together in harmony. And remember, don’t be like OP – always make sure your virtual family is well-fed and happy!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.