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| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us if you want to witness Pikachu riding a creeper into battle, Charmander mining diamonds like a pro, and Squirtle building a castle out of obsidian.
But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground society of Endermen who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get me started on the legendary battle between Herobrine and Mewtwo that happens every full moon.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Who needs Pokemon when you have a world this crazy?!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 90 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 64 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
We have a strict no-Trump policy, so you won’t have to worry about any ridiculous bans or anti-LGBTQ+ rules here. Our community is all about inclusivity and acceptance, so you can be yourself without fear of discrimination.
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where you can hide out from any impending bloodbaths or wars. Who needs real-world drama when you can just chill in your virtual safe haven?
So come join us on our server and leave all the real-world nonsense behind. Because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than dealing with Trump’s shenanigans.
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
But that’s not all – we also have the most epic FNF mod you’ve ever seen! Join us for some insane battles and show off your rhythm skills. And if you’re worried about low effort replies, don’t worry – we only accept the most creative and hilarious responses here.
So come join us on this server where the only thing you’ll be obsessed with is having a good time. Don’t be a dumbass, join us now!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 1139 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 38 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Forget about going to restaurants, bars, or movies – on our server, the only thing on the menu is adventure! Travel to exotic lands, party like there’s no tomorrow, and find love in the most unexpected places (hint: it might involve a creeper).
So put down that textbook, log off those forums, and join us for the time of your life. Who needs real life experiences when you can have all the fun and excitement of Minecraft right at your fingertips? See you in the game, where the only drugs you’ll need are the ones that make you see pink sheep!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to give you the power of flight and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep at will.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with laser beams. That’s right, laser beam llamas.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community around. And remember, on our server, we don’t ban players – we simply send them to the Nether realm to mine for diamonds for all eternity. Cheers!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories. From building giant phallic structures to starting wars over who stole whose diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on the Housewife’s Bull Edition SMP.
But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players must dress up as their favorite senran character and participate in a battle royale to see who will be crowned the ultimate shinobi. Trust us, things get heated (literally, because we set the arena on fire).
So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to lose all sense of sanity and dignity along the way. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen twerking to dubstep music. Only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter and claim the treasure for themselves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Missouri slut herself, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank and troll. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat her in a dance-off, she’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So come join us on the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decision-making and absurd situations. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to get caught up in a scandalous plot twist! So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos of our unpredictable server. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of blocky adventures!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to recite the pledge of allegiance every morning, because let’s be real, who even knows all the words anyway? Just focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers!
Forget clapping in theatres for capeshit, on our server, you’ll be applauded every time you mine a diamond or defeat the Ender Dragon. Who needs superhero movies when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft world?
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
