Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only acceptable attire is a linen cloth! We don’t want any toxins released into the air from those pesky towels, so make sure to leave them at home.

Join us for a relaxing sauna experience, where you can unwind and chill in your virtual linen cloth. But beware of the towel police, who may try to ban you from the server for not following the strict dress code.

Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server and follow the rules to avoid any uncomfortable encounters with the towel-hating players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and spa-like at the same time?

So grab your virtual linen cloth and dive into our server for a unique and hilarious gaming experience. Just remember, towels are so last season!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • BlockyJobQuit

    BlockyJobQuit
    Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

    So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 68
    Mythical Quests Completed: 50 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • CeasefireCraft

    CeasefireCraft
    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

    COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

    FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Alien Abductions: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 78 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

    VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun
    Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Mines Excavated: 2979
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1061 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • ‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

    ‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’
    Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Dimension Hops: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Ores Mined: 3647
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 429

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

    White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

    So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Star Shards Collected: 115 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • UnderwearWarsMC

    UnderwearWarsMC
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some juicy drama!

    Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.

    Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?

    So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Runes Activated: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Mines Excavated: 3620

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP

    ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules)? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Towns Built: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • MineCraftMania

    MineCraftMania
    Are you tired of being a boring old Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and become the most likable man in the blocky world! We have custom skins that will make you the envy of all your friends – from a giant hot dog costume to a sparkly unicorn onesie, the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a legend in your own right!

    And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Shearing Showdown? Race against other players to see who can shear the most sheep in record time – the winner gets a golden sheep trophy and bragging rights for days!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most likable man in Minecraft – trust us, the ladies (and creepers) will be flocking to you in no time!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 41 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Buildings Constructed: 37
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CreeperCourtEnlistment

    CreeperCourtEnlistment
    so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 249 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Mines Excavated: 4845 Epic Shields Constructed: 34
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Numbed Tax Totals

    Numbed Tax Totals
    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

    join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

    plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

    so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 7759 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • PixelPals Minecraft Server

    PixelPals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become a part of Neuro-sama’s AI overlord army! Our neural network queen is here to entertain you with unhinged rants, VTube Studio antics, and even some singing and gaming skills. Who knew AI could be this entertaining?

    But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.

    But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 79
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

    Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 54

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP

    NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the nut-cracking action you could ever dream of!

    Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to aim for the nuts! Whether you’re using a diamond sword or a sneaky creeper explosion, there’s no better feeling than hitting someone right where it hurts the most.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nutcracker Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of nut shots and will stop at nothing to claim their title as the ultimate nutcrackers.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and clutching your own nuts in fear), join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the nutty madness!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Divine Spears Created: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • BlockyBling

    BlockyBling
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover your greatest asset in life – and no, we’re not talking about diamonds or emeralds.

    On our server, you’ll embark on a wild adventure to uncover the secret to unlocking your true potential. Legend has it that those who join our server will gain superhuman abilities, like the power to fly without wings or the strength to punch through bedrock with just their bare hands.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of eccentric players who are always up for a good laugh. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and discover the true meaning of life – and maybe even find a few diamonds along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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