SaunaTowel Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only acceptable attire is a linen cloth! We don’t want any toxins released into the air from those pesky towels, so make sure to leave them at home.

Join us for a relaxing sauna experience, where you can unwind and chill in your virtual linen cloth. But beware of the towel police, who may try to ban you from the server for not following the strict dress code.

Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server and follow the rules to avoid any uncomfortable encounters with the towel-hating players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and spa-like at the same time?

So grab your virtual linen cloth and dive into our server for a unique and hilarious gaming experience. Just remember, towels are so last season!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Towns Built:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Villages Defended:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Chad’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle with Vance and his luscious beard! Who needs politics when you can have a beard-off showdown in the virtual world? Plus, if you look anything like Vance, you’re sure to turn heads and make your gf jealous. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarity that awaits on our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	212	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Feeling Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last diamond, or if you want to see someone try to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary /mug/ night, where players gather to show off their most ridiculous builds and compete in wacky challenges. From building the tallest tower made entirely out of cake to racing pigs through a maze of lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a night you’ll never forget (or at least, you’ll try to forget but the memories will haunt you forever).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Magic Items Found:	1320	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

GFsMarathonNoShow

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of long-distance support? Look no further! Join our server for a marathon of fun and adventure, just like supporting your girlfriend in a race!

Experience the thrill of meeting new people, just like meeting your girlfriend’s parents for the first time at a marathon! Stick with them for the day and see if you can survive the ultimate test of socializing skills.

Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide not to join us – just like you’re debating whether to go to the marathon. But hey, if you do decide to join, you might just find yourself in a whirlwind of excitement and drama, just like this Reddit post!

So come on, give our server a try and see if you can navigate the ups and downs of relationships and marathons alike. Who knows, you might just find yourself sprinting towards a new adventure!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ChildhoodFoolery – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	135	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Endless Night Skies:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MineSkillz10YearsAgo

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Wish you had started honing your block-building skills 10 years ago? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can turn back time and become a Minecraft master in no time!

Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the lost city of Creeperville, where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride pigs into battle. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Blocktopia Arena, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pro. Who needs a time machine when you have us?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Buildings Constructed:	50
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NukeCraft: Biden’s Blocky Blunder

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than biden tryna stop israel from blowin up iranian nuclear sites. why join? cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a really nice guy once you get to know him. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty Gouty Villagers

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN LEVELS, not some boring gout thing in low-income countries. we have so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rapper’s music video. plus, our players are so skilled they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. join us now and leave gout in the dust, literally.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

What is the IP for LRR Minecraft Server?

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LoadingReadyRun, also known as LRR, is a Canadian sketch comedy group and video production team founded by Graham Stark and Paul Saunders in 2003. They are best known for their popular YouTube channel, where they create comedy sketches, video game content, and podcasts. LRR has a dedicated fan base and has been featured at several gaming and comedy conventions. Their content often combines humor with insightful commentary on pop culture and current events.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	631936
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

TIMERISE Ideal modes ..-.. Minecraft server for you and friends

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The owner of the server “TIMERISE Ideal regimes ..-.. For you and friends” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magic Items Found:	6470	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafty Mahjong Minecraft Server

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🤣🎮 Looking for a wild ride in the world of Mahjong? Look no further than our server! We’ve got tutorials for newbies, insane tournaments, and even a booru for all your Mahjong art needs. Plus, we have M-League streams that will blow your mind and make you question your own reality. Join now for a chance to win the 3rd Kaavi Fortune tourney and become a Mahjong legend! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way! 🤪🃏🎉 #MahjongMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Alien Abductions:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Canton Network DTCC Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic SMP ever created, where the pigs ride on top of creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts out golden apples. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CakeWarsCraft

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Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the biggest drama is who gets the last piece of cake? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of cake-related chaos!

Picture this: you log in to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant pink Minecraft pig cake, just like the one that caused a family feud in real life. But this time, the cake is blue, just to mess with your BIL who can’t handle a little bit of pink frosting.

But that’s not all – we have Mom Water seltzers that are secretly alcoholic, just waiting to be mistakenly consumed by unsuspecting family members. Watch as your BIL goes from sober to angry drunk in record time, all thanks to your sneaky server antics.

Join now for a chance to ruin relationships, break sobriety, and cause more drama than a soap opera. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5958	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

HoliDaze SMP: What’s ur fave?

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Are you tired of boring old holidays like Christmas and Halloween? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate National Potato Day every day! That’s right, every day is a potato party on our server. Join us for some spud-tacular fun and potato-themed shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the tuber madness!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CreeperCruncher42

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, on our server, you can feast on virtual delicacies like enchanted golden apples, diamond-encrusted cake, and even a block of cheese made entirely out of emeralds!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Chef, who whips up the most delicious dishes using only the finest ingredients from the Nether. Rumor has it that his signature dish, Ghastly Goulash, will literally blow your mind (and possibly your Minecraft character’s head)!

So come join us on our server and indulge in a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs real food when you can dine like royalty in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Bon appétit!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

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so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Farms Harvested:	454	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!