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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 3897 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 94 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1616 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
So, like, picture this: you spawn in and BAM, you’re surrounded by giant floating tacos that rain down diamonds. And get this, every time you mine a block, a disco ball pops out and starts playing “Baby Shark” on repeat.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons filled with zombie nurses trying to give you medication errors. It’s like a whole new level of survival mode, bro.
So come on down to our server, where the only prescription you need is a dose of pure insanity. Trust me, you won’t wanna leave once you’ve experienced the madness.