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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 5877 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7388 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
So, like, picture this: you spawn in and BAM, you’re surrounded by giant floating tacos that rain down diamonds. And get this, every time you mine a block, a disco ball pops out and starts playing “Baby Shark” on repeat.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons filled with zombie nurses trying to give you medication errors. It’s like a whole new level of survival mode, bro.
So come on down to our server, where the only prescription you need is a dose of pure insanity. Trust me, you won’t wanna leave once you’ve experienced the madness.