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  • PeePurgeCraft

    PeePurgeCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle disputes in the most epic and hilarious ways possible! Join us and witness the ultimate showdown between pee-in-the-sink enthusiasts and toilet purists!

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    AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP
    Lol, bro, if you wanna know if you’re hot stuff, just join our Minecraft SMP and see how many players start building heart emojis around your character. Like, if you log on and suddenly there’s a line of creepers waiting to give you flowers, you know you’re a Minecraft stud. Plus, rumor has it that if you’re really attractive, the Ender Dragon will start swooning over you and offer to be your pet. So yeah, if you wanna feel like the hottest block in the game, come join us and bask in all the virtual love and attention.

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  • CraftyCreeperCantina

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

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  • Pixel Potions & Carb Cuts

    Pixel Potions & Carb Cuts
    join our epic minecraft server where we give you the power of SGLT-2 drugs and calorie restriction to achieve ultimate diabetes remission! imagine the thrill of battling creepers and zombies while also managing your blood sugar levels like a pro!

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  • WeeWorse – everything you need is here! Minecraft server

    WeeWorse – everything you need is here! Minecraft server

    The server is a collection of modes, they are updated regularly, all modes are made with high quality, any bugs / shortcomings are fixed immediately. The administration is always in touch and is happy to help newcomers or old servers. Weekly updates will not make you bored. At the moment there are two modes on the server: Private Survival and EasyGrief. Private survival is a server without admin panels, unnecessary plugins and other gimmicks that interfere with the vanilla game. We guarantee that this regime will not turn into nonsense. EasyGrief, a simplified griefing server, is waiting for you with a starter set with diamond armor for defense 2 to immediately begin your journey of war. You won’t get bored in this mode, there are questers, a buyer, donation teams for game currency (the way to them is through earning currency using different schemes), there are also quests for a simplified delving into the project. The server does not force you to donate, and if the donation services themselves are not unbalanced, any player will be comfortable playing with us! We are waiting for you at our project!

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