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Modern Society Minecraft Server

Came, cry, decent date, Degenerates, dictator, homosexual sodomite pedophiles, IMPOSSIBLE, into, Jews, Living, Lost, love, March, Minecraft, MODERN, modern society, Ovens, power, Server, shame, society, streets, throw, Weimar Republic

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as the Weimar Republic? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time where anything goes – just like the streets filled with homosexual sodomite pedophiles! Don’t worry, we won’t let any dictators throw you into ovens, unless it’s in a fun minigame of course. So come join us and let’s keep the madness alive!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Dec ode It Please! – Minecraft SMP

#clues, Adventure, classic web pages, Curiosity, Dec, decipher, decode, Enigma, Explore, hidden, INFORMATION, internet, Minecraft, Mystery, Ode, puzzle, Random, Riddle, search engine, side quest, smp, text, Website, wiby

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because we have found the ultimate side quest for you on www.yyyyyyy.info! This server is like no other, filled with random things and crazy adventures waiting for you to explore.

Join us on this wild ride as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, battle against hordes of evil chickens, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on www.yyyyyyy.info and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get into next.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

FriendZoneCraft Minecraft Server

abortion comment, Accountability, alcohol, Boundaries, child rearing, Communication, consequences, Decision making, exhaustion, Friend, friendship, FriendZoneCraft, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, reckless behavior, regret, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, Server, Support, Vulnerability

Are you tired of dealing with drunk friends and their babies on Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to clean up any vomit or deal with screaming friends. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any unwanted surprises. So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs that kind of drama when you can have a blast on our server instead!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BlendedCraft – AITA?

aita, blended family, BlendedCraft, family acceptance, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family identity, family integration, family loyalty, family name, family relationships, family respect, Family Support, family tradition, family unity, Family Values, hyphenated name, stepfamily

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of blended families and hyphenated last names! Join us and build your own virtual family with players from all over the world.

Are you tired of being pressured to change your last name to fit in with your step-siblings? On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, no hyphenation required!

Immerse yourself in a world where the only family drama is deciding who gets the last diamond in the mine. Build your own castle and declare yourself the ruler of your own kingdom, no blended family name necessary.

So come join us on this Minecraft server, where the only name that matters is the one you choose for yourself. Say goodbye to family name disputes and hello to endless adventures in the world of blocks and pixels. Let’s play and have a blast together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

GriefedbyGandalf Minecraft SMP

beloved characters, Character development, death, emotional connections, emotional impact, fictional characters, fictional tragedies, fictional worlds, Grief, GriefedbyGandalf, heartbreaking moments, impactful deaths, impactful storytelling, literary deaths, long tail characters., Loss, memorable deaths, Minecraft, mourning, smp, Tragedy, unforgettable characters.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the fictional characters come to life and you have to fight to keep them alive! Imagine battling alongside Harry Potter, only to watch him get taken out by a creeper explosion. The drama, the tears, the laughter – it’s all here on our server. So come join us and see which fictional character’s death hits you the hardest!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
New Chunks Explored:	231393	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PixelPals – Not Just Blocks

Affection, blocks, Bonding, closeness, Communication, Connection, Deep Conversations, Emotional closeness, emotional intimacy, Empathy, eye contact, Intimacy, intimacy without sex, non-sexual intimacy, physical touch, PixelPals, platonic intimacy, shared experiences, Support, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

Join our Minecraft server and experience the most intimate bonding experience with your fellow players! Forget about traditional intimacy, on our server, you’ll forge deep connections by building giant phallic structures together and engaging in intense PvP battles where friendships are tested and alliances are formed. Who needs sex when you have the thrill of mining diamonds together and sharing a virtual campfire under the stars? Come join us for a truly unforgettable and intimate gaming experience!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

VolgoCraft Minecraft Server

Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense capabilities, defense strategy, Drones, eastern europe, General Staff, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military Action, military arsenal, military equipment, Minecraft, Missiles, russia, security measures, Server, strike, Ukraine, VolgoCraft, Volgograd Oblast, WARFARE

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are at war but instead of missiles and drones we have blocks and pickaxes! build your own military arsenal in the Volgograd Oblast and defend it against enemy raids.

join now to experience the thrill of battle without any real-life consequences. who needs real war when you can have virtual war with pixelated graphics?

plus, our staff are all trained professionals in the art of minecraft warfare. they will guide you through the chaos and help you become the ultimate warrior in the blocky battlefield.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and show those pesky russians who’s boss in the virtual world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	6941	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Hodeidah Havoc: Israel Edition

airstrikes, civilian casualties, Conflict, Edition, global impact, Havoc, Hodeidah, humanitarian crisis, international news, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, military intervention, Reports, Saudi Arabia, security concerns, strikes, Tensions, united nations, War, Yemen

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got israel striking yemen’s hodeidah as our main event! watch as the explosions light up the sky and the drama unfolds in this crazy battle royale!

why join our server? well, where else can you witness such intense action while building your own epic creations and battling it out with other players? plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players because why not, right?

so come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself! who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to bring peace to the warring factions and become the ultimate ruler of this crazy minecraft world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SURVIVAL write /free and receive a gift! Minecraft server

Auto, banner, CASE, Donations, Economy, Events, everyone, free, gift, height, Lazy, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, No Dupe, No Private, Pirate, PvE, PvP, Receive, Server, Survival, tags, width, wipes, Without Anticheat

The server has wipes, write /free and get a gift! everyone 1 each case

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Smelly SMP: Where the only things modded are the players’ hygiene! No Resets, just stink! 1.20.1, Java Edition

1.20.1, appeals, Builder, custom origins, discord invite, Edition, Fair moderation, hygiene, java, Longevity, Modded, No Chat Reports, No Resets, No Whitelist, Nomad, Optimization, Origins, planet minecraft, Players, punishment, PvPer, Resets, resource-rich, Safezone-Borderlands, Smelly, smp, stink, trader.., Vanilla

Stinky SMP Overview:

Server Version	1.20.1 and updating
Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Great performance with vanilla+ modpack and optimisers
Server Specs	16GB RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Special Mod	Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ:

Q: How often does the server reset?

A: The server has had no resets since May 2022.

Q: What playstyles are welcome on the server?

A: The server is inclusive of all playstyles, whether you’re a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader, etc.

Q: Can I suggest changes or new features for the server?

A: Yes, suggestions are welcome and will be considered by the server staff.

Q: What is the Safezone-Borderlands system?

A: The server operates on a system where a central area is protected from griefing, killing, and stealing, while a borderlands area allows for more intense gameplay.

Q: How can I join the server or learn more?

A: You can find more information on the Planet Minecraft page or join the Discord server using the links provided.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Crafty Skillz Minecraft Server

2nd season, action, Adventure, Anime, Ars, Crafty, Drama, family, FANTASY, growth, isekai, Magic, Minecraft, Noble, Reincarnation, RETURN, romance, Sequel, Server, Skills, skillz, Supernatural, Tensei Kizoku Kantei Skill de Nariagaru, Wife

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because Ars and his wife are back and ready to shake things up! Rumor has it that they were on a secret mission to find the rarest diamond in all of Minecraft and now they’re sharing their loot with anyone who joins the server.

But that’s not all – they’ve also brought back a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and can fly you to the moon and back in seconds. Want to build a castle in the sky? No problem, just hop on the dragon and let your imagination run wild!

And if you’re feeling competitive, Ars and his wife are hosting daily PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic showdown of epic proportions.

So what are you waiting for? Join the server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected because with Ars and his wife around, anything can happen.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

French Is Silly Minecraft SMP

foreign language, French, French Culture, french humor, french language, french language debate, French stereotypes, Language, language analysis, language comparison, language criticism, language debate, language humor, language learning, language perception, language stereotypes, linguistic quirks, Minecraft, Silliest, silly, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to settle the age-old debate of whether French is the silliest language! Our players have heated arguments in the chat about the pronunciation of “croissant” and whether “baguette” is just a fancy word for bread. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold French language classes taught by a talking parrot named Pierre. So come join us and let’s have a baguette-eating, beret-wearing, Eiffel Tower-building good time!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mines Excavated:	4595
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

DadStepMomDodge Minecraft Server

Boundaries, burnt out, clubs, coping mechanisms, DadStepMomDodge, divorced parents, family dynamics, family time, last minute decisions, messy house, Minecraft, missed events, overwhelmed, parental expectations, parental stress, responsibilities, Selfishness, Server, sibling dynamics, split custody, step siblings, studying, volunteering

Are you tired of being the unpaid babysitter for your dad’s chaotic household? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! No more cleaning up after messy siblings or missing out on your own events. On our server, you can build your own virtual family and they won’t even need to eat, let alone demand pizza! Plus, you can join clubs and study for AP classes in peace without interruptions. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a stress-free virtual world! Join now and never look back at that chaotic household again!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Animals Bred:	85
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MommyWarsMC

blended families, choosing sides, court hearings, court order disputes, custody battle, custody rights, difficult decisions, emotional manipulation, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, grieving teenager, legal guardianship, loss of a parent, MommyWarsMC, parent-child relationships, parental priorities, stepfamily dynamics, teenage independence

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your mom’s custody battles? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family drama that will make you forget all about your own problems.

We’ve got stepkids passing the phone around during calls, summer vacations that feel more like family reunions, and emergency custody hearings that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs real-life drama when you can log on to our server and experience it all in the virtual world?

So come on down to our server and leave your real-life problems at the door. Who needs therapy when you can mine and craft your way through the chaos of family dynamics? Join now and let the drama unfold!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	954762
Dragon Eggs Found:	4605	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

LifeChanger in Minecraft SMP

behavior change, big impact, daily routine, goal-setting, healthy choices, healthy lifestyle, incremental progress, life improvement, lifechanger.., mindfulness practice, mindset shift, Minecraft, personal growth, positive habits, positive mindset, productivity boost, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, small change, smp, Time management

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft when suddenly you stumble upon this wild SMP server. And let me tell you, this server is like no other. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some outrageous reasons:

1. The admin is a talking llama who only communicates through interpretive dance. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama do the Macarena.

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take over the server. Will you join them or fight against them? The choice is yours.

3. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and talking creepers. It’s like a rave, but with more explosions.

4. We have a player who has built an entire castle out of nothing but baked potatoes. Yes, you read that right. Potatoes. And they’re recruiting followers to worship the almighty spud.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Buildings Constructed:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1