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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9994
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	286
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3553
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	263	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Animals Bred:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Animals Bred:	96
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7787
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5152
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ores Mined:	9126
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3220
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7420
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3563
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Crops Grown:	9452	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Animals Bred:	191	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	120	Zombie Dances:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magic Items Found:	3939	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5377
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6087
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	527
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Star Shards Collected:	297
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6285
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5318
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	702	Ores Mined:	6593
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

Players:	93/900	Votes:	7201
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Star Shards Collected:	97	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39