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  • Solarion SMP Season 7 Adult Survival

    Solarion SMP Season 7 Adult Survival

    Solarion SMP is a whitelisted Java survival server for players who are 18 and up. It is inspired by Hermitcraft and it is built for long term play with a community that sticks around.

    Season 7 started on 01/09/2026 so it is a fresh world with lots left to explore. Seasons usually run 6 to 8 months so people have time for mega builds farms and big projects.

    The vibe is community driven with collaborations shared builds and server events like ice boat racing and treasure hunts. There are also player made minigames plus parkour and puzzles and community districts.

    It runs on Java 1.21.x and it is hosted in Arizona with a global playerbase. There is optional proximity voice chat plus BlueMap and CoreProtect for rollback with no land claims. The server also has graves armor stand tools player sleep head drops ImageFrame GSit Fancy NPCs custom music discs ToolStats and some performance helpers like Chunky and a bee lag reducer.

    Chat is unfiltered and open minded and dark humor and strong language are allowed. Admins are described as chill and hands off.

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  • True Vanilla Anarchy Done Right

    True Vanilla Anarchy Done Right

    I found RefinedVanilla and it is a true vanilla anarchy server with basically no rules except no hacked clients. You can build destroy explore and just do whatever you want in a world that stays close to how Mojang intended.

    It runs on Fabric instead of Paper or Folia so stuff like redstone TNT pistons and tick timing act like single player. That makes it feel right for technical players who care about real vanilla behavior.

    They also have a custom Fabric fork with multithreading to help it handle higher player counts. The server can change simulation distance mobcaps and render distance to keep it running smooth.

    Nether roof is enabled. Chunk trailing is patched. Portal chunkloaders can work but they unload when there are no nearby players in either dimension.

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  • NO RULES Survival Playground Server

    NO RULES Survival Playground Server

    I found a Minecraft server that is pretty irregular and it is made for people who want to play with no rules.

    It is trying to build up a community so you can join and just mess around and do your own thing.

    The server runs on Paper for version 1.20.6 and it has a discord you can get to using the command in game.

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  • Semi Anarchy Vanilla Survival No Resets

    Semi Anarchy Vanilla Survival No Resets

    Anarchy Network is a semi anarchy survival server that tries to keep things feeling like real Vanilla Minecraft. It launched on October 11th 2024 and it is hosted in New York City.

    It runs 24 7 and you can join with Java versions from 1.7.2 up to 1.21.11. They recommend 1.21.10 so you do not run into weird issues.

    The world border is massive at 2 million blocks and there are no map resets. There is no pay to win and there is no teleporting. Griefing and PvP are fully allowed.

    The only non vanilla command is spawn so people far out can still get back to civilization. Nether roof access is allowed. Phantoms are removed and only half the players are needed to skip the night.

    They do not allow exploits lag machines duping spamming or harassment and racial slurs in chat.

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