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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 5695 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Villages Defended: | 9 | Votes: | 1571 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 100 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 34 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself wants in on the action. We have secret dungeons filled with loot, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo where you can ride on the backs of baby zombies, a disco party every Friday night with DJ Enderman spinning the tunes, and a hot tub made entirely of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits).
So why settle for the boring old 1.0 launch when you can join our server and experience Minecraft like never before? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!