SatireSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Nexus

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5648
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Endless Night Skies:	2
Emeralds Found:	608	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
We need help with builds and projects on our smp!
Hey everyone we need a couple of people who love building! On the smp we have a few projects it’s just to big for us so we need more, we are making a zoo, pp arena and a race track we also need people who like terraforming please join!
We have like 5 active player please join we really appreciate it and looking forward it is the latest update.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by entering the server IP address in your Minecraft client.
What projects are currently in progress?	We are currently working on a zoo, pp arena, and a race track. We also need help with terraforming.
Are there any specific building styles required?	No specific building styles are required, as long as your builds fit within the theme of the project.
Can I collaborate with other players on builds?	Yes, collaboration is encouraged! Feel free to work together with other players on projects.
Is the server running the latest Minecraft update?	Yes, the server is running on the latest update available.

Tegami Bachi Adventure 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventure, Amberground, Anime, Aria Link, Bachi, Chapter 66, CONTINUED, FANTASY, Gauche Suede, Heart, Lag Seeing, letter, Letter Bee, Letter Box, Letter Bullet, Manga, Niche, SHONEN, Spirit Amber, storytime, Tegami, Tegami Bachi, Wuthering Heights

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! We got players building mansions, battling dragons, and forming alliances faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual Wuthering Heights, with love triangles, betrayals, and plot twists that will make your head spin. You won’t know who to trust, but that’s half the fun, am I right?

So come on down and join the chaos, where every block you place could change the course of history. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Trumpy’s Blocky Madness

#revelation, Apocalypse, apocalyptic events, biblical interpretation, biblical prophecy, biblical symbolism, blocky, book of revelations, Christian beliefs, divine intervention, divine revelation, end times, Eschatology, FAITH, judgment day, madness, prophecy fulfillment, salvation, second coming, seventh trumpet, spiritual awakening, trumpet sound, Trumpys

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We be goin’ wild like a herd of creepers on a rampage. Will we ever reach the seventh trumpet? Who knows, but we’ll be mining, building, and battling like there’s no tomorrow. Come join the madness and let’s see where this wild ride takes us. Don’t miss out, join now!

PaybackCraft

borrowing money, budgeting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DEBT, financial accountability, financial assistance, financial crisis, financial literacy, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, financial stress, friendship, friendship boundaries, Interest, Lending, money management, PaybackCraft, personal finance, repayment plan, spending habits

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Crops Grown:	4906
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6161
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Void Gems Collected:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your irresponsible friends like Sarah? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, fun, and most importantly, no one borrowing money from you!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without worrying about unpaid debts. And the best part? We don’t charge interest on any loans you may take out in the game!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave Sarah and her money troubles behind. Trust us, the only crisis you’ll face here is deciding which enchanted sword to wield next!

MineTunez: Digging for Beats

algorithm, beats, blogs, Digging, Friends, MineTunez, music apps, music charts, music critics, music discovery, music events, music festivals, music forums, music influencers, music magazines, music playlists, music streaming, music websites, Radio, Recommendations, social media, streaming services, Word Of Mouth

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	306
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	129	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Potions Brewed:	186	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark depths of Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to party with your blocky buddies!

Join us and you’ll discover new music in the most epic way possible – by battling creepers and zombies while jamming out to sick beats! Our algorithm is so advanced, it’ll have you grooving to tunes you never knew you needed in your life.

Forget about boring old radio stations or your friends’ questionable music taste – on our server, the music is as lit as the lava in the Nether! So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner rockstar while building the craziest Minecraft creations you’ve ever seen!

KiwiCraft Minecraft Server

#security clearance, application, background check, Disclosure, documentation, entry requirement, foreign policy, Government, idf, immigration, international relations, Israelis, KiwiCraft, long tail tag, military service, Minecraft, new zealand, regulations, SECURITY, Server, service details, travel, Visa

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5877
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Star Shards Collected:	112
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

So, like, u know how New Zealand is all about sheep and hobbits and stuff, right? Well, they got this crazy rule where they make Israelis spill the beans about their time in the IDF before they can come in. Like, what even, bro? But hey, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a Minecraft server where nobody cares about ur military past, then come join us! We got pigs that can fly and cows that rap, it’s a whole party up in here. Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, so u know u wanna be a part of that action. Forget about New Zealand, come hang with us and let’s build some epic stuff together!

GreenlandRejectsUS

Arctic, Diplomacy, disagreement, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandRejectsUS, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, majority, Nordic countries, North America, opinion, Politics, poll, referendum, self-determination, SOVEREIGNTY, survey, Territory, US

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	595
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	117
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape the craziness of real life? well, this server is the place to be! we have unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas.

oh, and did we mention that our server is located in a secret dimension where gravity is reversed and u can fly around like a superhero? yea, it’s pretty epic.

also, we have a community of friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks and have epic dance parties every night.

so if u want to be part of the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, join us now! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, 85% of Greenlanders don’t want to be part of the US, so why not join our server instead? 😉

Wheel Free Fun Land

Ancient, CHARGE, Civilization, companies, control, Development, free, Fun, History, Industrial Revolution, innovation, invention, invention history, Land, progress, revolution, Revolutionize, societal impact, society, technological advancement, Technology, Transportation, wheel

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5325
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our villagers throw lit parties every night and the creepers are trained to breakdance instead of explode.

we got a secret underground city where the chickens wear top hats and monocles, and the zombies are actually just misunderstood actors practicing for a thriller remake.

if u join dis server, u will unlock the power to turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of ur pickaxe. and don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunt where u can find the mythical golden potato that grants u unlimited food forever.

so come on down to our server where the only limit is ur imagination…and maybe a few too many hours of gameplay.

Pixel Panic: Uncertain Adventures

Adventures, Attention, benefits of uncertainty, distraction, emotions, Entertainment, learning, Panic, Paper, PIXEL, positive emotions, recent paper, Uncertain, uncertainty, uncertainty advantages, uncertainty benefits, uncertainty effects, uncertainty perks, uncertainty psychology, uncertainty research, uncertainty study, uncertainty theory

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	320
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ores Mined:	8892	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

so, like, u know how uncertainty can be, like, totally rad sometimes? well, this server is all about that uncertainty vibe, ya feel me? like, u never know what’s gonna happen next, keeps u on ur toes, ya know?

u wanna focus ur attention and, like, heighten ur learning skills? come join us, we got all the uncertainty u need to level up ur brain power. plus, it’s, like, a total distraction from real life, so u can just chill and have a good time.

oh, and did i mention that uncertainty can, like, totally boost ur emotions? like, u’ll be feeling all the positive vibes when u join this server. it’s, like, a rollercoaster of emotions, but in a good way, ya know?

so, like, come join us on this crazy ride of uncertainty and see where it takes u. who knows, u might just find ur new favorite place to hang out and have a good time.

What is the IP for AstralSpiff Minecraft Server?

AstralSpiff, challenge, Horror, Minecraft, Server, spiff

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2909
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Mines Excavated:	3013
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

AstralSpiff is a talented digital artist who creates vibrant and surreal illustrations inspired by the cosmos and nature. Their unique style blends elements of fantasy and science fiction to transport viewers to otherworldly realms. With a keen eye for detail and a passion for storytelling, AstralSpiff’s work showcases a deep appreciation for the beauty and mystery of the universe.

Cosmic Echoes 1.20.6

1.20.6, Awareness, Cosmic, digital content, Echoes, Entertainment, Gaming, hololive, internet celebrities, Japanese culture, Japanese idols, official account, Online Community, online presence, social media, streaming, Talents, twitter, virtual entertainment, virtual idols, Virtual talents, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	352
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

OMG, this Minecraft server is like the hidden gem of the internet, just like those other Hololive talents that no one talks about! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos, just like the Twitter account forgetting about the other talents!

You won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server, it’s like a virtual circus with llamas and creepers performing tricks together!

If you’re tired of the same old boring servers, come join us for a breath of fresh air and a chance to mingle with fellow Minecraft maniacs who are just as forgotten as those other Hololive talents.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s make some memories that even the official Hololive Twitter account can’t ignore!

BlockBuddiesUnited

befriending, BlockBuddiesUnited, controlling behavior, dishonesty, Disrespect, FRIENDSHIPS, hidden agendas, INCONSISTENCY, Jealousy, lack of boundaries, lack of empathy, Manipulation, negative energy, red flags, Selfishness, signs to watch for, toxic relationships, trust issues, unhealthy dynamics, unhealthy friendships, warning signs

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5418
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to befriend players who wear diamond armor to bed, ride pigs instead of horses, and have pet creepers as their loyal companions. Our community is full of characters who will keep you on your toes with their wild antics and unpredictable behavior.

But be warned, if you see someone befriending a player who builds their house out of dirt blocks, that’s a major red flag! You never know what kind of chaos they might bring to the server, from setting off TNT traps to unleashing a horde of zombie chickens.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected and never trust anyone who offers you a block of obsidian in exchange for friendship. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a hilarious adventure!

GreenGrieferz: $4.9M Anti-Racism Plan!

4.9M, action plan, anti-racism, AntiRacism, community support, denmark, Denmark racism, discrimination, Diversity, equality, fight racism, government initiative, GreenGrieferz, Greenland, Greenlanders, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusion, minority rights, Nordic countries, Plan, Racial equality, social justice, solidarity

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1231
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

OMG, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Denmark is going all out to fight racism against Greenlanders with a $4.9M action plan! And guess what? Our server is like, the ultimate safe space for all Greenlanders to come and build epic igloos and ride polar bears together! Plus, we have this secret underground club where we throw wild parties with DJ penguins and glow-in-the-dark ice cubes. So, like, join now and be part of this historic movement to end discrimination against our icy friends! #GreenlandersUnite #PolarBearParty

Obese Appetite Busters Server

Appetite, appetite-related hormones, Busters, Drugs, Exercise, hormones, INCREASE, influence, Males, mimic, moderate-intensity exercise, obese, obesity, perceptions, Server, Significant, Successful, weight loss, weight loss drugs

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3680
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Divine Spears Created:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	485	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where u can exercise ur fingers by mining and building all day long! we have found that playing minecraft can actually make u lose weight cuz u get so into it u forget to eat! our players have reported feeling full just by looking at their epic builds! join now and get those appetite-related hormones pumpin’ so u can become a minecraft master and lose weight at the same time! who needs weight loss drugs when u have minecraft?! #exercise #build #loseweight #minecraftmaster

Artistic Melodies 1.21.2

1.21.2, artist, Artistic, Artistic development, artistic expression, artistic fulfillment, Artistic journey, Artistic process, ARTISTRY, creativity, Dedication, growth, Melodies, motivation, Music, musician, Passion, Practice, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-criticism, skill development, talent

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1320
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Alien Abductions:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Yo, bro, forget about all that deep stuff and come join our Minecraft server! Why waste time worrying about being desensitized when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with us?

Join us for some crazy fun and let your creativity run wild in our virtual world. Who needs to worry about being demotivated when you can be crafting, exploring, and making new friends in our awesome community?

Don’t let the fear of not being impressed hold you back from joining the best Minecraft server out there. Trust me, once you start playing with us, you’ll never want to stop! So what are you waiting for? Come join us now and let’s have a blast together!

Players:	91/800	Votes:	9625
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	415
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2