Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do I have the server for you! Our server is so lit, it’s like old satellites burning up in the Earth’s atmosphere, releasing compounds that could jeopardize the recovery of the ozone hole. But don’t worry, we’re not actually destroying the planet, we’re just destroying the competition!
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November 19, 2024
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 37936 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
