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Gatekeeper’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalypse, athlete black men, blonde women, brunette women, Community, dessert, Diversity, ethical dilemma, food supply, Gatekeepers, group dynamics, Hunger, long-term planning, moral choices, Realm, Resource Management, sacrifice, secure bunker, Shelter, Survival, tough decision, white women

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1202
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate apocalypse scenario!

Imagine being in a bunker with a bunch of athlete black men, fighting for survival and food for 15 years!

Or picture yourself with a group of 50 blonde and brunette white women aged 18-25, trying to survive and thrive on only 10 years worth of food!

But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with 10 assorted desserts on a stick that are completely useless in a fight, but will keep you fed for 18 years!

Join now and choose your group wisely, because in this Minecraft server, the apocalypse is just the beginning of the madness!

EternalBlockParty – Minecraft SMP

EternalBlockParty, Life goals Longevity Happiness Health Fulfillment Dreams Contentment Love Success Wealth Family Peace Wisdom Adventure Prosperity Gratitude Passion Balance Purpose Abundance, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1163
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	685	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magic Items Found:	4371
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7403
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	650
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4851
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dragons Tamed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	442
Players Killed by Monsters:	6131	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ores Mined:	3080	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4093
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Ores Mined:	2632	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3020
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	269
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3767	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3386
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Enchantments Applied:	266
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1199
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3573
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Villages Defended:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!