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Anime Herbivore Haven 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anime, Blame, cultural influence, Dilemma, Femininity, Gender Roles, Haven, herbivore, Japanese culture, Masculinity, Media influence, relationships, societal behavior, societal change, societal commentary, societal expectations, societal impact, societal norms, societal pressure, societal trends

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Yo, bro, forget about all that deep stuff, come join our Minecraft server where we debate whether anime is turning people into herbivores!

Join us for epic battles and build your own anime-inspired world where you can live out your wildest otaku dreams!

We’ve got crazy mods and insane events that will make you question reality and wonder if you’ve stepped into a parallel universe where anime rules all.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if anime really is to blame for the herbivore’s dilemma!

CraftyCrisisServer

adult responsibilities, adulting, CraftyCrisisServer, drug addiction, Dysfunctional family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, financial independence, Financial Stability, housing crisis, independent living, Lawyer, Leaving Home, parental conflict, personal growth, sibling relationships, Therapy, Ultimatum

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Star Shards Collected:	63	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and ready to start your own adventure? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual family without all the real-life chaos!

Imagine a world where you can kick your brother out of the house without any consequences, where your mom won’t nag you about leaving the nest, and where your dad can start his own solo survival journey.

On our server, you can create your own rules and live your best blocky life. No ultimatums, no drama, just pure Minecraft fun. Plus, if you ever need legal advice, we have a lawyer player ready to assist you (in-game, of course).

So come join us and escape the dysfunctional family dynamics for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. It’s time to leave the real world behind and start fresh in our virtual paradise!

BlockPartyAfter5

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5028
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of coming home from work at 5 and just sitting on the couch like a potato? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner creativity and build a potato kingdom like never before. Who needs Netflix when you can be the king of spuds in our virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a clucking good time.

So why waste your evenings on boring TV shows when you can embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyIndoFeasts

83 million people, aid program, community support, CraftyIndoFeasts, DISHES, food assistance, food security, free meals, government initiative, hunger relief, Indonesia, Indonesian cuisine, meal distribution, meal program, pandemic response, poverty alleviation, Program, public service, social program, social welfare, Targeting

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3250
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mines Excavated:	3444
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Ores Mined:	4756
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

join dis server if u want to be part of a wacky adventure like no other! we got so much free food u gonna think ur in indonesia gettin free meals for days! we targetin 83 million people cuz we got that much food to give away! come join us and stuff ur virtual face with all the virtual nasi goreng u can handle! it’s gonna be a feast like u never seen before, so come hungry and leave happy!

Starry Eyeball Toucher

Astronomy, awe-inspiring, beauty, celestial bodies, constellations, Cosmic, Exploration, Eyeball, Eyeballs, galaxies, Infinite, night sky, Observation, perspective, Science, Space, Stargazing, Starry, Stars, toucher, Universe, vastness, Wonder

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4705
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Runes Activated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	371226	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

hey u, yea u! do u wanna touch billions of stars with ur eyeballs? well then u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server! we got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of ur wrist. u will become the ultimate minecraft master, feared and respected by all.

but wait, there’s more! if u join now, u will also get a pet dragon that will breathe fire on ur enemies and protect u from any danger. u will be invincible, unstoppable, a true minecraft legend.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and embark on the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. touch those stars with ur eyeballs and become the ultimate minecraft warrior!

Morning Java Jive Server

java, Jive, morning, Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9162
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	181
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE DRINKING COFFEE IN DA MORNIN, BUT BETTER! U WONT DIE AS MUCH, ESPECIALLY FROM HEART DISEASE! MORNING COFFEE DRINKERS BE 16% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF ANY CAUSE AND 31% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF HEART DISEASE! BUT IF U DRINK COFFEE ALL DAY, DEN U AINT GETTIN NO RISK REDUCTION, SO JOIN DIS SERVER INSTEAD! WE GOT COFFEE AND CRAZY ADVENTURES WAITIN FOR U! WOOHOO!

CheesyCraft Redux

assets, bloat, CheesyCraft, commands, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Custom Features, Development, Players, Plugins, programming, Project, PvE, quality of life, Quality over quantity, redux, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Texture, upcoming server, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ores Mined:	4358	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

CheesyCraft Server Overview

Server Location	United States East Coast
Server Address	cheesycraft.mcserv.co
Server Discord	Discord
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type/s	[Survival] [PvE]
Additional Worlds	Archived Worlds, Resource Worlds
Description	CheesyCraft Redux is an upcoming server project of mine that is in development. We are looking for players who enjoy playing Survival and would be willing to play with the custom features. Our content is programmed and textured by myself & community members and tailored to fit the Minecraft setting. The server has a variety of quality-of-life commands/plugins. We try to avoid throwing unnecessary bloat in your face like crates, resold assets/cosmetics, etc. *Quality over quantity.* We hope to see you soon, cheers!
Plugins	[CMI] [GriefPrevention] [CoreProtect] [dynmap]
Owner/Advisors/Builders	GentlemanCheesy, Mankdk, SilvaBirb
Pictures	Image Gallery

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server without a Discord account?

A: Yes, you can join the server without a Discord account. However, having a Discord account will allow you to stay updated on server news and community events.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules that promote a positive and respectful community. These rules are enforced to ensure a fun and fair gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server with me?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and play together. Just make sure they follow the server rules and guidelines.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, big hairy guys, explicit content, fetish, foot fetish, forbidden fantasies, guilty pleasures, hairy men, kinky pleasures, lustful cravings, oral sex, PIXEL, porn addiction, Quest, Realm, secret indulgences, sexual preferences, sloppy blowjobs, taboo desires, women’s feet, x-rated material

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Yo bro, forget about all that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks for days and creepers that’ll blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is filled with crazy players who will make you question reality more than a sloppy blowjob from a hairy guy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get crafting!

CraftyBitchMIL-Griefer

anger management, boundaries crossed, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBitchMILGriefer, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, emotional outbursts., emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, friendship, hospital stress, Inappropriate Behavior, MIL relationships, parenting challenges, self-employment, Stress Management, van insurance, work conflicts, work dynamics

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9382
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Zombie Dances:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between Joe, Mary, and their MIL. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much tension?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for passive-aggressive messages, van insurance drama, and a whole lot of name-calling. It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form!

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such outrageous family drama while building your dream world? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

SportyCraft SMP – FavAthlete

athlete, Dedication, determination, FavAthlete, favourite player, favourite sportsperson, hard work, inspiration, motivation, Passion, Role Model, smp, sports, sports enthusiast, sports fan, sports hero, sports idol, sports star, Sportsmanship, SportyCraft, success, team player

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic sportsperson ever on our server! He’s like the Michael Jordan of Minecraft, always scoring goals and hitting home runs with his diamond sword. You won’t believe the crazy tournaments we have, like PvP soccer and creeper dodgeball. Plus, our sportsperson is so famous, he once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies and won! So come join us and be part of the most athletic Minecraft community ever!

CraftyCartOnline

CraftyCartOnline, Delivery, ecommerce, online order, online purchase, online shopping, Online shopping addiction, online shopping benefits, online shopping convenience, online shopping deals, online shopping discounts, online shopping experience, online shopping habits, online shopping recommendations, online shopping reviews, online shopping security, online shopping tips, online shopping trends, online shopping websites, Shopping Online

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	6927	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Void Gems Collected:	15	Towns Built:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about online shopping again! Our server is so addicting that you’ll forget all about buying things in real life. Who needs new clothes when you can have a diamond armor set in the game, am I right? Plus, our server has a secret shop where you can trade in your virtual currency for real-life items. That’s right, we’ve got a direct line to Amazon and we’re not afraid to use it. So come join us and say goodbye to online shopping forever!

Mooshland

1.21.3, Chest sho, Chest Shops, Community Even, Community Events, Custom Ite, Custom Items, Earth, hey there, Java 1.21.3+, jo, Jobs, Live M, Live Map, MooshLand, per, Perks, Survival, tow, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7825
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ores Mined:	1206	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Mooshland Server Overview

Feature	Description
Towny	Create your own towns and nations on Earth
Jobs	Earn money by playing Vanilla Minecraft with a simplified job system
Perks	Earn perks with in-game currency for quality-of-life improvements
Live Map	Online interactive map showing your location on Earth
Chest Shops	Buy and sell with other players through interactive chest shops
Custom Items	Three sets of tools and armor to improve gameplay efficiency
Community Events	Stay updated with upcoming events and rewards

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version does Mooshland run on?	Mooshland runs on Java 1.21.3
How can I join the server?	Type /help after joining the server with the IP: mooshland.com
Are there any restrictions on building towns or nations?	No, players are free to create their own communities on Earth
Can I trade with other players?	Yes, through interactive chest shops for buying and selling items
Is there a limit to the number of perks I can earn?	No, players can earn multiple perks with in-game currency

Flare’s Tranquil Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, bad behavior, cover, DISRESPECTFUL, disruptive, disruptive behavior, drama queen, entitled, flare’s tantrums, flares, free shit, friendship, Haven, holomems, out of control, Problematic, problematic behavior, Rein, self-centered, spoiled, TOXIC, Tranquil

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2012
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dimension Hops:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Come join our Minecraft server where we have players throwing tantrums like Flare! Get free stuff from other players just to avoid their drama. Who needs enemies when you have friends like these? We need someone to rein in the chaos, but until then, let the madness ensue! Join now for a wild ride of confusion and questionable friendships!

HairCraftVacay

Afro Caribbean, Appointment, Communication, cultural adaptation, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, DUBAI, Frustration, Google Searches, hair care, HairCraftVacay, Marriage, misunderstandings, Saudi Arabia, self-care, social media, stylist, Time management, vacation, vacation activities, vacation planning

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Votes:	2775
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and leave behind the woes of bad hair days in Saudi Arabia – we have virtual Afro salons with stylists who will never keep you waiting for 7 hours! Plus, our virtual husbands are always understanding and supportive, even if your hair takes a little longer to style than expected.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and make new friends who won’t ignore you just because of a bad hair day. Trust us, this server is the ultimate vacation destination where you can be the hero of your own story without any judgment. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

LuxuryLootsMinecraftSMP

affluent, comfort, exclusive, Extravagant, extravagant lifestyle, high end, indulgence, Lavish, Loaded, luxury, luxury brands, luxury experiences, luxury goods, Luxury items, luxury living, luxury travel, LuxuryLootsMinecraftSMP, Opulent, Premium, Upscale, wealth

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1583	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magic Items Found:	6593	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, bro. Like, you’ll be swimming in diamonds, I swear. And the best part? We have a secret underground club where we throw parties with villagers and pigs. It’s wild, man.

But wait, there’s more. We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava lake. It’s like, the most intense ride ever. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie army. They’re so cute, you’ll wanna take them home with you.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples? Yeah, we’re basically living the high life on this server. So, if you wanna join and live like a Minecraft king, hit me up, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Players:	105/1000	Votes:	858
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Crops Grown:	5411	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18