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GetOutSon Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5588
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Players Killed by Monsters:	199	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magic Items Found:	1256

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9790
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1050
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	234
Farms Harvested:	305	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3404
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	257
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
New Chunks Explored:	208825	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7872
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Villages Defended:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Animals Bred:	158
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2198
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	285
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ores Mined:	9399	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5604
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8210
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Buildings Constructed:	11	Falling into the Void:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Players Killed by Monsters:	8156
Void Armor Forged:	22	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4375
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1453
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Animals Bred:	181	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8364
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Emeralds Found:	5257	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

Players:	106/300	Votes:	301
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4759	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1