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LoreCraft Rivals 1.21

Abilities, balance, Battles, Characters, Comic, Competition, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fiction, Lore, Lorecraft, Marvel, Matchups, Powers, Rebalanced, Rivals, strength, Strongest, SuperHero, Superhuman, Universe

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like if Marvel superheroes were in a crazy battle royale, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine Thor fighting Iron Man with diamond swords and creepers exploding everywhere!

Join now and witness the epic battles between your favorite superheroes like you’ve never seen them before! Who will be the strongest? Will it be Hulk smashing everything in sight or Black Widow sneaking around like a ninja?

Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite heroes duke it out in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible! Join now and prepare for the ultimate showdown of superpowered proportions!

Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

Best cat food, Cat diet, cat food, Cat nutrition, Fancy Feast, Fancy Feast Classic, Fancy Feast flavors, Fancy Feast ingredients, Fancy Feast Paté, Fancy Feast quality, Fancy Feast reviews, Fancy Feast Salmon, Fancy Feast Savory, Fancy Feast variety, Fancy Feast wet food, feast, Gourmet cat food, Minecraft, Paté, Premium cat food, Savory, Savory Salmon Feast, smp, Wet food

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Runes Activated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

MomWhispererNoMore

annoyance, arguing with mother, blowing up, Communication, communication breakdown, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, Frustration, generational differences, Maturity, MomWhispererNoMore, mother-son relationship, personal boundaries, pet peeve, public behavior, Respect, social etiquette, Social Skills, whispering instructions

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Votes:	3081	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ores Mined:	1770	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of your mom treating you like a baby even though you’re a grown man? Do you want to escape her constant whispers of instructions in public? Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind!

On our server, you can say hi to whoever you want without your mom telling you to do it. You can smile at everyone without her reminding you. And best of all, you can open your eyes as wide as you want in pictures without her interference.

No more nagging, no more unnecessary instructions. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. Join now and leave your mom’s whispers behind!

NoCanDoCraft

Abilities, activities, Barriers, can’t, Challenges, constraints, deficiencies, Disabilities, Do, everyday, handicaps, hindrances, LIMITATIONS, NoCanDoCraft, normal, Obstacles, restrictions, Shortcomings, Tasks, thing..

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4162
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t do anything out of the ordinary? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do things that you never even dreamed of! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? You can do that here! Want to build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a sugar-loving king? We’ve got you covered!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti, or taming a creeper to be your loyal pet! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

TikTokBanMC Server

albania, Cyberbullying prevention, digital age restrictions, digital censorship, digital platforms, digital rights, internet governance, internet regulation, online content control, online platform ban, online safety, Online safety measures, Server, Social Media Ban, social media impact, social media policy, social media restrictions., tech regulation, teenager killing, tiktok ban, TikTokBanMC, youth safety

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8794
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mines Excavated:	3182
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Dragons Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1

so like, if u wanna escape the tiktok ban in albania, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can dance better than those tiktokkers, and creepers that blow up like tiktok drama! plus, our mods are like ninja warriors, they’ll protect u from any tiktok haters tryna ruin ur vibe. join now and say goodbye to tiktok drama, and hello to blocky fun!

CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract

academic misconduct, controversial, controversy, Covid study, Covid-19, CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract, four-year saga, health misinformation, Healthcare, Medical research, Misinformation, pandemic, peer review, public health, Research Ethics, retracted, Retractions, Scientific community, scientific integrity, treatment efficacy, unproven treatment

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3008
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. like, u gotta join cuz we got this secret potion that turns u into a flying pig. no joke, bro. and like, we got this crazy maze that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots. u gotta see it to believe it, man. oh, and did i mention we got a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of marshmallows? yeah, u heard me right. so, like, join now before the aliens invade and steal all our diamonds. u don’t wanna miss out, bro.

SoulSteal

2013, BUILD, Community, Explore, good ol’ days, Ip:, java, Jobs, Join, lmao, Memories, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, Play, Server, SoulSteal, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Version

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8978
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Server IP	soulsteal.me

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The rules are simple – no griefing, no hacking, and be respectful to other players.

Q: Can I join the server at any time?

A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 for you to join anytime.

Frosty Haven 1.21

anti-semitism, assumption, Blaming, conspiracy theories, cultural biases, dindu nuffin, discrimination, Fault, frosty, Haven, Jews, Noticing, noticing patterns, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, societal issues, Stereotypes, Stormfags, White Man, white version

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6076
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a conspiracy theory paradise up in here. We got stormfags blaming Jews for everything, even if it’s a white dude in charge. Like, they think the Jews are pulling all the strings, man. It’s wild, I tell ya! So, if you wanna dive deep into the world of crazy theories while building epic structures in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and let the madness begin!

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

adorable, affectionate, asian, Beautiful, couple goals, cute, cute wife, Filipino, Flip, Flip Loli, Flip Loli wife, Happy, Joyful, Loli, love, Lovely, marriage goals, married life, Minecraft, relationship, smiling, smp, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9104
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8430
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Ores Mined:	9239
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Star Shards Collected:	146	Runes Activated:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3247
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4014
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7651
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Love Letters Sent:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dimension Hops:	8

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	66	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	793
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!