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Mystic Web of Laughter 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, BIZARRE, boss fight, Creative, Death Stranding, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, ha, humor, Innovative, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, mystic, strange, surreal, Unique, video game, web, webm, weird

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Yo, bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the boss fight in Death Stranding but with blocks and creepers instead of BTs and BBs.

Join if you wanna experience the thrill of battling insane mobs and building epic structures at the same time.

This server is so lit, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve been sucked into a parallel universe where everything is made of pixels.

Don’t miss out on the chance to have a crazy adventure that’ll leave you wondering if you’re still sane.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

WornOutWife’s Minecraft Server

Asshole, Caring, Communication, Conflict, doubts, Earrings, feelings, GIFTED, huggies, husband, INVISIBLE, love, Marriage, meaningful gifts, Minecraft, relationships, Server, sweet gestures, Upset, Valentine’s Day, Wedding, WornOutWifes

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of meaningful gestures? Look no further! Our server is like a loving husband who always remembers to buy you earrings for Valentine’s Day, except instead of earrings, we give you epic loot and surprises around every corner!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where every block holds a potential gift just for you. And don’t worry, we promise not to give you the same pair of earrings over and over again like that forgetful husband did. So come on, dive into our server and let us show you just how much we care about the little things!

HubbyNoMoreCraft

aita, Business, Decisions, DECORATE, Ditching, Endeavor, HubbyNoMoreCraft, husband, Investments, Kids, legal liability, LLC, MISTAKES, negligence, office, partner, Protect, restructuring, silent partner, TAXES, unreliable

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your husband’s business structure? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this partner’s business decisions.

We promise you won’t have to worry about doing anyone else’s taxes or paychecks – unless you want to, of course! Our server is a place where you can be a silent partner or take charge, it’s up to you. Plus, we guarantee that you won’t have to deal with any legal messes like this poor soul.

So come join us and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the craziness of our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new business partner who actually knows what they’re doing!

KimJongCraft

Alliance, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, front lines, Geopolitics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Military operations, military presence, north korean, peace talks, Politics, russia, strategic decisions, Troops, Vladimir Putin, War, Withdrawal

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6477
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Emeralds Found:	6905
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

lol join our minecraft server and u can be part of the epic battle between north korean troops and russia!!! u can choose ur side and fight for glory!! build ur own base and defend it with ur life!! maybe u can even negotiate a peace treaty with kim jong un himself!! come join the madness and see who will come out on top in this crazy warzone!!! 😂🤣🚀🔥

Anarchy – 0b1t server minecraft

0b1t, Anarchy, anarchy server, Chaos, Community, competitive, Economy, Events, Factions, Griefing, Hardcore, Minecraft, No Rules, ONLINE, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, TOXIC, War

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3099
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Star Shards Collected:	270
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchantments Applied:	163
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

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Wild Spirit Realms 1.20

Allegory, animal characteristics, animal ears, animal tail, Anime, Anthro, Anthropomorphic, beastperson, discrimination, Diversity, equality, FANTASY, human-animal hybrid, isekai, lesser species, Minority representation, racial discrimination, Realms, representation, social commentary, spirit, Wild

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8678
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dimension Hops:	4

Yo, bro, do you want to join this Minecraft server where you can be a beastperson with animal ears and tail? It’s like being a furry but in Minecraft, so you can act like a human or an animal whenever you want.

Join us and be part of this crazy world where you can be an allegory for a minority and experience what it’s like to be seen as a lesser species for no reason at all.

Forget about all the racial shit in anime, come to our server and live out your wildest anthro animal person dreams without being isekai-ed.

It’s a wild ride, bro, so hop on and let’s get weird together in this Minecraft server like no other.

AITAH Minecraft Server

AITAH, Argument, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, communication skills, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional intelligence, emotions, healthy relationships, love, Minecraft, Priorities, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, Self Respect, self-care, Server, Understanding, validation

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5350
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	404
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ores Mined:	3511
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can mine a block? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and pancakes…wait, did someone say pancakes?

Imagine a world where the quest for pancakes leads to relationship turmoil, late-night homework sessions, and emotional rollercoasters. Will you prioritize schoolwork over love? Will you cave and buy pancakes for your significant other, only to be met with a cold shoulder? The drama never stops on our server!

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through relationship drama, pancake cravings, and late-night arguments. Who needs diamonds when you have the chaos of our server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BabyBumpGossipCraft

BabyBumpGossipCraft, family drama, high school communication, high school drama, high school friendships, high school misunderstandings, high school relationships, high school rumors, pregnancy rumour, school clubs, social media, teenage apologies, teenage communication, teenage conflict, teenage drama, teenage friendships, teenage gossip, teenage misunderstandings, teenage relationships

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8349
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Layla, Cassidy, and a pregnancy rumor that shook the school to its core.

Experience the thrill of navigating through family drama, school gossip, and intense confrontations – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can witness all the chaos firsthand on our server?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where every day is a new adventure. Join now and see if you have what it takes to handle the drama like a pro. Just remember, in this server, the only thing more explosive than a TNT block is the gossip spreading like wildfire.

EggcellentChickenPrices Minecraft SMP

agriculture, avian flu, bird flu, chicken prices, consumer prices, cost of living, disease outbreak, economic impact, egg prices, EggcellentChickenPrices, Farming, food prices, food production, grocery costs, inflation, Livestock, market analysis, market trends, Minecraft, poultry industry, protein sources, smp, supply and demand

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the most epic server out there right now, like seriously bro. You gotta join this server because, like, the chickens on this server are so OP that they’re immune to bird flu or something. So, like, the egg prices are through the roof but the chicken prices are still low af. It’s like a glitch in the matrix or something, but it’s all good because we’re living in a chicken paradise, baby! Join now and experience the most insane poultry economy you’ve ever seen in your life, I swear on my diamond sword!

TrumpCraft2020

America, Campaign, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, Country, decision, Democracy, election, Expectations, Government, leadership, Opinions, policy, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Support, trump, TrumpCraft2020, united states, Voting

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Farms Harvested:	177
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Are you tired of the real world politics drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you build, mine, and explore in a world where the only president is a friendly villager named Bob. No more debates, just endless fun and adventure. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself voted for Trump, so you’ll fit right in! Join now and experience a world where the only walls are the ones you build to keep out creepers.

Whale vs Shark: Liver Hunt 2023

2023, apex predators, Australia, bite wounds, DNA evidence, hunt, killer whales, liver, Marine Biology, marine ecosystem, marine mammals, marine predators, marine research, marine science, Portland, predator-prey relationship, shark, shark attack, Victoria, Whale, white shark, wildlife conservation

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	594
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8068	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Animals Bred:	102	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

OMG u guys, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! We got killer whales huntin’ sharks for their livers like it’s some kind of underwater mafia drama! Join us and witness the epic battle between these ocean gangstas, it’s like Shark Week on steroids, but in Minecraft form! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see a white shark washed ashore with its liver missing? It’s like a mystery novel come to life, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the madness, we promise you won’t be disappointed! 🦈🐋🔥 #LiverLootingOrcaGang #SharkWeekOnSteroids #MinecraftMysteryMadness

Mystic Realm of Journi 1.20.6

1.20.6, Author, book lover, British author, British literature, celebrity crush, celebrity fantasy, controversial question, famous author, famous person, famous woman, FANTASY, female author, Fiction, Harry Potter, hypothetical question, j k rowling, Journi, Literature, long tail tag, mystic, Realm, would you, Writer

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5677
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Animals Bred:	187
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Star Shards Collected:	89	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical adventure just like banging J.K. Rowling!

You’ll be casting spells and building Hogwarts while dodging Dementors and creepers!

Join for the chance to explore a world filled with mystery and wonder, just like trying to figure out what the heck is going on in J.K. Rowling’s Twitter feed!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to unleash your inner wizard and create your own epic story, just like the time J.K. Rowling revealed Dumbledore was gay!

So come on, hop on this server and let’s make some magic happen, just like the time J.K. Rowling said wizards used to poop on the floor before bathrooms were invented!

LockedOutCraft

2am, aita, apartment, break-ins, crawl in window, Drunk, figure it out, Keys, locked doors, LockedOutCraft, locking out, misunderstanding, peeping toms, roommate, screaming, Threats, window banging

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6232
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Star Shards Collected:	256
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Crops Grown:	3689	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Are you tired of dealing with drunk roommates who can’t even unlock a door? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is finding diamonds and fighting off creepers! Our server is so safe, even the most intoxicated players can navigate their way around without a problem. Plus, we have a strict “no peeping tom” policy, so you can build your dream house without any unwanted visitors. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

LeftyCraft

AMBIDEXTROUS, dexterity, dominant hand, fine motor skills, finger dexterity, hand abilities, hand coordination, hand dominance, hand flexibility, hand function, hand performance, hand skills, hand strength, hand tasks, handwriting, left-hand, LeftyCraft, motor control, non-dominant hand, Precision, Right hand

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	831
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Alien Abductions:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	2028	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Are you tired of your dominant hand hogging all the glory? Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world where your non-dominant hand reigns supreme! Our players have reported building epic structures, slaying mobs, and even winning PvP battles all with their non-dominant hand. Who knew that lefties and righties could come together in perfect harmony to create the ultimate gaming experience? Join us now and show off your ambidextrous skills like never before!

BombCraft Minecraft Server

bomb violence, BombCraft, Community, crime, Crisis, Europe, explosion, fear, gang violence, Government, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, Police, Safety, Scandinavian, SECURITY, Server, society, Sweden, Terrorism, Urban, violence wave

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3983
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Buildings Constructed:	50	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	137
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? are you looking for some crazy fun and chaos? well, look no further cuz our server is like a bomb going off in sweden! join us for some explosive action and non-stop violence!

we’ve got creepers blowing up left and right, players raiding each other’s bases like it’s the wild west, and so much more madness you won’t know what hit you!

join now and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s gonna happen next! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Players:	93/800	Votes:	7694
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2