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WifeWars Minecraft Server

ADD, Attention, career, continuous contract, dreams, education, family, finances, Healthcare, interview process, Kids, medical school, Minecraft, Moving, Nurse, Pension, relationships, residency, Server, substitute teacher, supporting wife, WifeWars

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1993
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic and intense than your wife’s sudden decision to go to medical school? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your wife’s midlife crisis look like a walk in the park.

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you’ll face challenges more daunting than moving across the country with two young kids. Our server will test your skills and patience just like trying to reason with your wife when she’s hyper-focused on planning a vacation.

With gameplay so engaging, you’ll forget all about your worries of starting over as a substitute teacher and leaving your beloved continuous contract behind. Who needs job security when you can immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night?

So, if you’re looking for an escape from real-life chaos and want to support your wife’s dreams without actually moving across the country, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the time to interact with your wife and kids in between epic battles and building your dream virtual world.

UnderwearCraft

Boundaries, clothesline, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, domestic duties, EMBARRASSMENT, granny panties, hanging laundry, household chores, household responsibilities, Laundry, laundry day, laundry etiquette, laundry mishap, misunderstanding, neighborly etiquette, relationship, underwear, UnderwearCraft, vacuuming, washing dishes

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Void Gems Collected:	36	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	210	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make hanging your girlfriend’s granny panties on the clothesline seem like a walk in the park.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Just like the time I accidentally aired out my girlfriend’s unmentionables for the whole neighborhood to see. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and pure chaos, come join us! Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (unless, of course, you hang your girlfriend’s undies out to dry).

InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

amusing insult, banter insult, clean insult, CleanRoasts, clever insult, comical insult, creative insult, entertaining insult, favorite insult, friendly insult, funny insult, gentle insult, good-natured insult, humorous insult, InsultCraft, light insult, lighthearted insult, mild insult, non-offensive insult, playful insult, smp, teasing insult, witty insult

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9905
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	518
Emeralds Found:	1630	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

BlockyFlirts

awkward dating moments, awkward flirting, awkward pick up lines, bad flirting, bad pick up lines, BlockyFlirts, cheesy flirting, cheesy pick up lines, cringeworthy dating lines, cringeworthy flirting, cringeworthy pick up lines, dating fails, embarrassing flirting, embarrassing pick up lines, pick up lines, pickup lines that don’t work, terrible flirting, terrible pick up lines, worst dating experiences, worst flirting attempts, worst pick up line

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5929
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Villages Defended:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like a creeper explosion! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so bad, they’ll make you want to mine straight down to bedrock just to escape them! But don’t worry, our server is also filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will make you laugh so hard, you’ll accidentally punch a sheep. So come join us and see why our server is the only place where getting hit on with bad pick-up lines is actually a good thing!

RussianBoomCrew

arrest, bomb plot, criminal activity, crowded area, detained, explosive device, extremism, illegal, investigation, law enforcement, Planning, Public Safety, Russian citizens, RussianBoomCrew, SECURITY, suspicion, teenagers, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, threat, Yekaterinburg

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8734
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server so lit that even Russian teens are trying to blow it up! 😂 Join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild server. Plus, you’ll have a chance to meet some interesting characters along the way, like those Russian teens who clearly couldn’t handle our epicness. Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join now and see what all the hype is about! 💣🔥 #MinecraftMadness #RussianTeensApproved

Block Pathway to Forgetfulness

alzheimer’s, BLOCK, Blocking, Brain, Breakthrough, cognitive decline, Disease, forgetfulness, health, Medical, Memory Loss, Mice, neurodegenerative, Neurological, Pathway, Progression, research, Reverses, Science, study, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3969
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Void Gems Collected:	36	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got a study that reveals key alzheimers pathway and blocking it reverses symptoms in mice! like, who knew mice could play minecraft, right? but seriously, if it works for them, imagine what it could do for u! come join us and reverse ur brain damage while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam! #blockalzheimers #minecraftcuresall

FrontierSMP

armor, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, Custom Items, Farming, FrontierSMP, Loot, Mining, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Tools, weapons

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5797
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	86

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures. All structures have per player loot so you can join whenever and not miss out on exploring!
Towny: A key focal point to the server, our gameplay is focused on promoting and enhancing the Towny experience as much as possible.
Economy: We have put a lot of work and effort to balance the economy. You won’t be seeing crazy numbers here in the balance top.
Custom Items: We have set up our own loot system complete with fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for you to collect.
PyroFishing & Farming: Everyone’s favorite plugins with Mining being added soon. We have also textured and balanced everything to the server!
No Pay To Win: We don’t promote that stuff and neither should you.

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from any Minecraft version?

Yes, we support the latest Minecraft version, so you can join with the most up-to-date version.

2. Are there any specific rules on FrontierSMP?

Yes, we have server rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord or Wiki.

3. Is PvP enabled on the server?

PvP is enabled in certain areas of the server, but we also have safe zones where players can build and explore without the risk of PvP.

4. How can I get involved in the community on FrontierSMP?

You can join our Discord server to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay up to date on server news and updates.

5. Are there any plans for future updates to the server?

Yes, we are constantly working on new features and updates to improve the server. We welcome player feedback and suggestions for future updates.

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1073
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Buildings Constructed:	27	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3363	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Zombie Dances:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8064
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5649
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Animals Bred:	57
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Star Shards Collected:	297	Magic Items Found:	7469
Falling into the Void:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	43	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6852
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8992
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7012	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Emeralds Found:	7990
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Void Gems Collected:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7867
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Buildings Constructed:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2331
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Players:	103/800	Votes:	3051
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ores Mined:	5613	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51