Sateda | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, college, early 2000s, Echoing, Egyptian, Fiction, incel, little brother, loser character, Panties, peeping, Realms, School, showering, skins, socks, twin sisters, verbal destruction, wanking, Zeitgeist

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6123
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want a wild ride like the one in “Skins” but with a twist! We have a special feature where you can collect virtual panties and socks to use as weapons against your enemies. Just like the little brother in the show, you can peep on your fellow players and face the consequences when they catch you in the act. Our server is a chaotic mix of sibling rivalry and incel energy, so come join the fun if you’re ready for a crazy adventure!

BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Void Armor Forged:	24
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Players Killed by Monsters:	7715
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5702
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2310
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Void Gems Collected:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3325
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	4292
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Enchantments Applied:	159
Farms Harvested:	212	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!

256Forever

256Forever, chest, Community, Essentials, gameplay, Land Claims, Map, Materials, Minecraft, multiplayer, New faces, Players, Plugins, pre generated, Semi Vanilla, Server, Simple, Spawn, Survival, unique loot

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8780	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.256forever.net
Discord	https://discord.256forever.net

This is a very small semi-vanilla server with a brand new map and limited plugins. We are still gathering materials to build a spawn together. There are basic things like essentials and land claims and lootin’. The Lootin plugin makes it so you get unique loot from pre-generated chests. As more people join I may add more plugins, as well as some I have developed, but I wanted to keep gameplay simple for now. Averaging at around 5~ players, we’re hoping to see some new faces around 🙂

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players are usually online?	On average, around 5 players are online.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules posted in the Discord server.
Can I request for specific plugins to be added?	You can suggest plugins in the Discord server, and the admin may consider adding them.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other player’s builds and belongings.

Anime Lovebirds 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, anime romance, anime ships, Best Anime Couple, Best Video Game Couples, gaming couples, lovebirds, Makoto Niijima, OTPs, persona 5, persona 5 characters, Persona 5 Romance, Persona series, ren amamiya, Ren and Makoto, Ren and Makoto Love Story, Ren and Makoto Persona 5, Ren and Makoto Persona Series., Ren and Makoto Relationship, RPG Couples, Video Game Couples

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	485
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Votes:	1141	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45

Yo, bro, forget about Ren and Makoto from Persona 5, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build a giant statue of Ren and Makoto out of diamond blocks!

And guess what? We have a secret underground dungeon where you can roleplay as Ren and Makoto and fight off evil mobs together!

Plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a cat so you can meow your way through the game like a true ninja!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Ren and Makoto in the wackiest Minecraft adventure ever!

LottoBFFs Minecraft SMP

Blessing, charitable giving, dream come true, Family Support, financial assistance, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial windfall, Generosity, gratefulness, helping others, Kindness, life-changing opportunity, lottery winner, LottoBFFs, loved ones, Making A Difference, Minecraft, sharing the wealth, smp, Support, unexpected wealth

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5628
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Animals Bred:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server everrrr. We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret base full of enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes!

If you join, you’ll be part of the coolest gang of players who go on crazy adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. I once saw someone ride a pig off a cliff and land in a pool of lava, but they survived because they had a magic potion that turned them into a fireproof chicken. It was wild, man.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this insane server? You’ll never be bored again, I promise. Plus, if you win the lottery, we’ll all help you spend your winnings on building a giant statue of a creeper made entirely out of emeralds. It’ll be LEGENDARY, bro. So come join us and let’s conquer Minecraft together! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life 🤪🤑🔥

OldNetCraft

Angelfire, aol, Chat Rooms, cyber culture, dial-up, digital memories, early online experiences, early websites, floppy disks, Geocities, irc, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, OldNetCraft, retro technology, slow connections, vintage internet, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1006
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dimension Hops:	14

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual realm. Rumor has it he’s just looking for a buddy to play mini-games with and share some enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little).

HaitiCraft2024

2024.., border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation consequences, deportation laws, deportation process, deportation statistics, deported, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haitians, HaitiCraft2024, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, Migration, Refugee Crisis, Social Issues, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	4786
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE DEPORTATION LIKE A PRO! WE GOT MORE THAN 276,000 HAITIANS READY TO BUILD SOME EPIC HOUSES AND SLAY SOME ZOMBIES!

COME JOIN US AND BUILD A FORTRESS SO STRONG, EVEN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC CAN’T DEPORT YOU!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT SHINE BRIGHTER THAN YOUR FUTURE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC HAPPEN!

Nano Pore DiagCraft

Accuracy, Capture, current tests, developed, DiagCraft, diagnose, Diagnosis, efficiency, Faster, Healthcare, illnesses, innovation, Medical, molecules, Nano, nanopore, Pore, Precision, research, scientists, Signals, Technology, tool

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3571
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6299	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
New Chunks Explored:	942518	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we have developed a nano-pig-based tool that can diagnose your minecraft character’s illnesses faster than a speeding arrow! imagine the precision of a diamond sword but with the power of capturing signals from individual minecraft molecules!

we have crazy stories of players being diagnosed with “creeperitis” and “enderdragon fever” but fear not, our nano-pig tool can cure them all! join us for a wild ride of medical mayhem and pixelated pandemonium!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s battle illness one block at a time!

What is the IP for TechyCrew Minecraft Server?

Among us, among us roles, fortnite, fortnite creative, Minecraft, roblox, Server, techy, Techy Roblox, TechyCrew

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7949
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Votes:	5729	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ores Mined:	1335
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

TechyCrew is a technology-focused company that specializes in providing innovative solutions for businesses and individuals. With a team of experienced professionals, TechyCrew offers services such as software development, web design, cybersecurity solutions, and IT consulting. Their mission is to empower clients with cutting-edge technology to help them thrive in the digital age.

SCP: SITE-19 Roleplay Vanilla Java

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, facility, foundation, growth, java, Lag, Longplay, navigation, OWNER, Ping, player-SCPs, Roleplay, S-NAV, Scp, Server, Site19, surface, Tasks, Underground, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3650
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.) Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server running on vanilla Minecraft?	Yes, the server is running on vanilla Minecraft.
What are some of the groups of interest I can play as?	You can play as members of the SCP Foundation, Chaos Insurgency, and more.
Is there any lag or ping spikes on the server?	No, the server is paid off by the owner, ensuring smooth gameplay without lag or spikes.
Are there plans for organized roleplay sessions?	Yes, there are plans for longplay full site roleplay sessions with player-SCPs and interesting tasks.

Players:	100/100	Votes:	2613
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchantments Applied:	55
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7