Satan’sCraft: Hellbound Rebellion

Afterlife, Christianity, Devil, disobeying, divine justice, Eternal Damnation, FAITH, GOD, Hell, Hellbound, moral dilemmas, moral judgment., punishment, Rebellion, religious beliefs, religious hypocrisy, religious questioning, Satan, SatansCraft, Sin, Sinners, spiritual consequences, theology

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	702
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s burning questions like “Why would Satan burn you in hell for disobeying the same god he disobeyed?” Join us and find out the hilarious truth behind this age-old mystery!

Our server is so lit, even Satan himself is jealous of our fire pits. We have epic quests that will have you questioning your sanity, like finding the lost diamond pickaxe of the legendary Steve or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot.

But don’t worry, we also have chill zones where you can relax and hang out with other players, like our enchanted forest filled with dancing cows or our underwater city where mermaids trade diamonds for fish.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the secret to why Satan is so salty about disobeying the big man upstairs. It’s a hell of a good time!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5158
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Void Gems Collected:	24	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2691
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	424	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Enchantments Applied:	266	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Towns Built:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magic Items Found:	4004

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1158
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	9094	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Emeralds Found:	4391
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mines Excavated:	2201
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Animals Bred:	98
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

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rolium.net

Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5027
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	5350	Towns Built:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5099
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	1378	Farms Harvested:	922
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	8294	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8122	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8682
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6319
Void Armor Forged:	30	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	34

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Crops Grown:	9651
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6071	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

trickytrails.net

Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8675
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	549
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9073
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	437	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Players Killed by Monsters:	8991
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!