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Zenless Zone Zero 1.20

/zzz/ OP pastebin., A Storm of Falling Stars, Advanced Bounty, Agent Combat Intel, Agent Record, Asaba Harumasa, Bangboo vs Ethereal, Before the Curtain Rises, character demo, Combat Footage Review, Data Bounty, En-Nah, Hoshimi Miyabi, newest trailer, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Routine Cleanup, special program, Special Visitor, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, Version 1.4, Windchaser Harumasa, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Animals Bred:	101
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! We got Agent Combat Intel, falling stars, and special visitors all up in this place. Plus, we got Windchaser Harumasa and En-Nah waiting for you to come play. Redeem those codes and claim your gifts, it’s like Christmas all year round on this server. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let’s get zany together! #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

Webm Ruins Life 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adult Film Industry, blacked, Crime Scene, found dead, heartbreaking post, Home Invasion, Homicide, investigation, Life, murder, Porn Actress, ruined, ruins, shocking news, social media, Sophia Leone, Tragedy, tragic event, us news, viral post, webm

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7004
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	285
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Crops Grown:	7168	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Yo, so like, imagine playing on a Minecraft server where you can build your own tribute to the fallen blacked porn actress found dead! Join now for a chance to create a pixelated memorial and pay your respects in the most bizarre way possible. It’s like, totally messed up but also kinda hilarious in a twisted way. Don’t miss out on this chance to be part of the weirdest virtual community ever!

Mystic Realm 1.20

Anime, Anime Community, anime fans, anticipation, binge watching, classic, comedy, COUR, fanbase, Final episode, gender bending, long-running series, Manga adaptation, Martial Arts, mystic, Ranma 1/2, Realm, release date, romance, Rumiko Takahashi, Sequel, waiting for next season

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4909
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the final episode of your favorite show but on crack! Like, you’ll be mining diamonds one minute and then fighting off a horde of zombie pigs the next. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! Plus, who needs to wait for the next cour when you can just jump into this server and have a blast right now? Trust me, you won’t regret it! Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness!

Zen Garden Oasis 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventure, Asia, Cherry Blossoms, culture, experiences, fashion, favorite destination, garden, hot springs, Japan, MODERN, Mount Fuji, Oasis, shopping, sushi, Temples, tourism, Traditional, travel, Unique, vacation, white women, zen

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4053
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Japan but for white women! Imagine building your own sushi restaurant while surrounded by kawaii pandas and samurais. Plus, the creepers here wear kimonos and the Ender Dragon is actually a geisha. It’s like a weeaboo’s dream come true, but with more blocks and less body pillows. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this crazy server!

Mystic Isles 1.20.1

1.20.1, 2.0 Plushie, 2024 Valentine’s Merch, acrylics, archives, Broken Promise merch, Clear folder, ENReco, Fan, HiRyS, Isles, Jet tag, JewelRyS, MerchRyS, Moment of my life Remix, mystic, OMOCAT Merch, Promise Mini series, SantaRys, shills, shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwyNwiA5um8, Starter Merch, STREAM TwiLight, Voicepacks, WatchRyS

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3743
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like a mix of Santa’s workshop and a jewel heist, but in Minecraft! Join for the broken promises merch, the promise mini series, and the ENReco jet tag – it’s like flying through a rainbow of merch madness! Plus, they got fan merch, clear folders, and starter goods that’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on the 2024 Valentines merch – it’s like Cupid went on a shopping spree in the Nether. So grab your plushies, acrylics, and voicepacks, and join this server for a wild ride that’ll make you question reality more than a glitched Enderman. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a cheeb or a numberfag, then you better run before the gyates get ya!

Miyamoto’s Hardcore Minecraft Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, average user, Casual Gaming, Difficulty, game accessibility, game design, game development, game difficulty, gaming industry, Grandma, GRANDPA, Hardcore, hardcore gamers, Mario series, Minecraft, Miyamoto, Miyamotos, Nintendo, pick up and play, player experience, regret, Server, Shigeru Miyamoto, super mario sunshine

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1115
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the same regret Miyamoto felt when he made Mario Sunshine too hard for hardcore gamers. We want everyone, even grandma and grandpa who haven’t played in 10+ years, to join and be utterly confused by the chaos and madness that awaits. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a glitchy nightmare – you won’t know what hit you! So come on, dive into the insanity and regret nothing (except maybe your sanity).

“Lost Realms: Chronicles” 1.21.4

1.21.4, Biological, Caring, children, Chronicles, city, climate, Conquest, forgiving, Heart, History, Infrastructure, integrated, inventions, Lost, MONEY, Nations, people, Realms, Religion, Resources, shitskin, society, Western, white race

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1789
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of epic proportions! Forget about the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only threat is creepers blowing up your creations. Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without worrying about shitskins ruining the experience.

With a community of like-minded players who understand the importance of keeping our virtual world pure and white, you can rest assured that your creations will be safe from any unwanted influences. Plus, our server is filled with amazing builds, exciting challenges, and endless possibilities for you to unleash your creativity.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a world where the only color that matters is the one you choose for your pixelated skin. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and show off your skills to your fellow players. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

DiscoveryCraft

#youtube, Beginner, Content Creator, creativity, digital age, discovery, DiscoveryCraft, Entertainment, First Video, internet, Memories, Nostalgia, online platform, Personal, Self-expression, sharing, social media, storytelling, Technology, video creation, vlog

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80

Yo, bros and broettes, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is like a trippy acid trip mixed with a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow!

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure filled with crazy builds, insane challenges, and a community of players who are just as nutty as you are. Trust me, once you step foot in this pixelated wonderland, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Click that link and prepare to have your mind blown! 🌈🌀🚀 #MinecraftMadness

Epic Horizon Minecraft Server

big, COLOSSAL, considerable, Dimensions, enormous, Epic, Excessive, Extensive, Gigantic, HORIZON, HUGE, Immense, Large, Limit, Massive, Minecraft, oversized, scale, Server, SIZE, substantial, too much, vast

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5712
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ores Mined:	5724
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Join our Minecraft server and find out how big is too big! We’ve got giant blocks, massive structures, and endless possibilities for you to explore. Get lost in a world where everything is oversized and nothing is off limits. Why settle for small when you can go big or go home? Join now and see if you can handle the epic scale of our server. Don’t be a square, come join the fun!

Casualty Crew Minecraft SMP

Accidents, Adrenaline, bets, BETTING, car casualties, casualty, Competition, crashes, CREW, drivers, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, f1, Formula 1, gambling, Grand Prix, high risk, Minecraft, motorsport, predictions, Race Team, Racing, smp, sports, Teams

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8116
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Enchantments Applied:	230
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

We’ve got players who can build entire cities in a day, players who can tame dragons and ride them into battle, and players who have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

Join now and place your bets on who will be the next player to accidentally blow up their own house with TNT, or who will be the first to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into the sunset. The possibilities are endless on our server, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CringeCraft

awkward, blunder, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing anecdote, embarrassing confession, embarrassing experience, embarrassing faux pas, embarrassing incident, embarrassing mishap, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing situation, embarrassing story, funny, Humiliating, Memory, mistake, mortifying, Regrettable, shameful

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Farms Harvested:	763	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, forget about that because on our Minecraft server, you can create epic builds and battle it out with other players to become the ultimate ruler of the land! Join us and make new memories that will make your old embarrassing ones seem like a walk in the park. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the wealthiest player around. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave your embarrassing memories in the dust!

PangolinPillageCraft

#authorities, arrest, Endangered species, illegal wildlife trade, Major, Nigeria, Nigerian, Nigerian authorities, Over 2 Tons, Pangolin, Pangolin Protection, Pangolin Scales, Pangolin Trafficking, PangolinPillageCraft, Seize, Seizure, SUSPECT, Trafficking Suspect, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife trafficking

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9445
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magic Items Found:	2894
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have more excitement than nigerian authorities seizing pangolin scales! we got so much fun, you’ll be arrested for trafficking in good times! build your own pangolin sanctuary and protect those cute little guys from the evil poachers. but watch out, there’s a major suspect on the loose trying to steal all the pangolins for himself. team up with other players to take him down and save the day! join now for a wild adventure like no other!

NoFear News Server

CLICKBAIT, critical thinking, digital journalism, ethical journalism, fear-inducing articles, fear-mongering, for-profit news industry, information overload, journalism ethics, Media bias, Media influence, media literacy, media manipulation, media responsibility, News, news consumption, news cycle, nofear, public perception, readership, sensationalism, Server, social media impact

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6735
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Towns Built:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE THE FEAR-INDUCING NEWS INDUSTRY! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE CLICKBAIT HEADLINES AND ZOMBIES THAT MOAN LIKE SCARY POLITICIANS! BUILD A HOUSE AND HIDE FROM THE FAKE NEWS MONSTERS! ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF UNICORN TEARS AND OUR PIGS CAN FLY! TRUST US, IT’S BETTER THAN READING ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD! #FAKENEWSFREEZONE #MINECRAFTFORLIFE

Impatiently Patient Craft

#impatience, agreeable, coping, coping mechanisms, Craft, DELAY, delayed gratification, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, emotional skills, emotions, Empathy, feelings, Frustration, Impatiently, inappropriate, patience, patient, self-regulation, tolerance, Understanding, UNFAIR, unreasonable

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4110
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Emeralds Found:	9305	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1997	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Villages Defended:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of waiting around for things to happen on your boring old Minecraft server? Are you sick of feeling impatience creeping up on you like a sneaky creeper? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Our server is like a magical land where patience is a thing of the past and impatience reigns supreme. You’ll never have to wait for anything again, because everything happens instantly!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM! You’ve got a full inventory in seconds. You’re building a castle and BOOM! It’s finished before you can say “redstone.” Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Minecraft fever dream.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of the most patient players you’ll ever meet. They’ll help you navigate our crazy world and show you the ropes. Plus, our staff is always on hand to make sure you’re having the time of your life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to impatience forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Banana Sandwich

#addons, 1.21.4, banana, Cheating, dedicated members, diamond-based, Discord, Events, Good Vibes, Griefing, Invisible item frames, Join, Minigames, new players, Passionate players, Player Base, Plooop, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Emeralds Found:	6333	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Addons	Minimal (Playerheads, Armor stand editor, invisible item frames)
Economy	Diamond-based
Community	Average age in the lower 20s, but all ages welcome!
Voice Chat	Yes, we love to chat!

FAQ

How can I join the server?

Contact Plooop on Discord and join using this link.

What kind of players are you looking for?

We’re looking for dedicated members who are passionate about Minecraft and follow our basic rules of no griefing or cheating.

Do you have any events or minigames on the server?

Yes, we host fun events and minigames regularly to keep the community engaged and excited.

Is the server newbie-friendly?

Yes, new players are welcome to join and explore the server with the help of our dedicated player base.

Players:	91/100	Votes:	9906
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Star Shards Collected:	215
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ores Mined:	4964
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Falling into the Void:	0