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AI Monster Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalyptic, Artificial Intelligence, computer-generated, Cyberpunk, dark fantasy, Digital Monsters, Dystopia, FANTASY, Future, generated monsters, Horror, LAIN, machine learning, Monster, Real World, Realm, scary AI, Sci Fi, simulation, Technology, Videos, virtual reality

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6637
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Yo, imagine if those creepy AI monsters from the videos decided to come to life and take over the world like in that anime Lain! But don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos and build your own epic world.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!

NoInkForStepkid

acceptance, aita, Asshole, baby, Body, Boyfriend, care, child, children, family, Honor, love, name.., NoInkForStepkid, relationship, Rocky, rocky relationship, sibling, stepchildren, stepfamily, tattoo

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6559
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ores Mined:	8664	Potions Brewed:	187
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

LonelyCraft

alienated, disregarded, friendless, ignored, ISOLATED, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, ostracized, outcast, shunned, signs of being disliked, social rejection, unaccepted, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uninvited, Unloved, unpopular, unvalued, unwanted, Unwelcome

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3763
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Animals Bred:	136
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

This server is online. server minecraft

argue, banner, description, Minecraft, ONLINE, Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2616
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Votes:	7718	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Star Shards Collected:	70

Come in to just go through minecraft.

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ColonyState SMP

aged 15+, Ars, ColonyState, Create, Custom, Discord, dungeon mods, Duping, farmers delight, Griefing, Modded, Modpack, Players, PvP, season reset, smp, stealing, Terralith, The Graveyard

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PVP allowed on the server?	No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
Are there any age restrictions for players?	The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

1.21.3, action, aid, alone, Assistance, care, comfort, compassion, Empathy, Heat, Help, Humanity, intervention, Kindness, lone, moral duty, neglect, rescue, RESPONSIBILITY, Stand, suffer, Support, WANDERER

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7178
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	84	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

1-10 scale, current mood, emotional state, emotional well being, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal check-in, ScaleOf10, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self rating, self reflection, self review, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-judgment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3522
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

BookNerd451

book characters, book discussion, book lovers, book memorization, book preservation, book quotes, book recommendations, BookNerd451, Bookworms, Censorship, classic literature, dystopian society, Fahrenheit 451, knowledge, Literature, memorize books, preservation, Ray Bradbury, reading, Thought-provoking

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Dimension Hops:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

Alliance, Canada, CanuckCraft, CHARLES, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, Government, international relations, King, king charles, leadership, North America, Politics, response, solidarity, Statement, Support, Tantrum, trump, Unity, world news

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

Calcifying Coral Cove

alkalinity, atmospheric CO2 removal, Calcifying, calcifying organisms, carbon capture, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, CO2 absorption, coral, Cove, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gases, marine biodiversity, marine life, Ocean, ocean acidification, ocean chemistry, ocean conservation, ocean health, oceanic ecosystems

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1766
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Potions Brewed:	161
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

Vivid Voxel Quest 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, 2010 dialog, Account.., algorithm, anti woke, based companies, cop psyop, DEI, FAGGOT, Femboy, Furry, Garbage, Jewish, kikes, lgbtq flags, modern dialog, Normalfags, normalize nonsense, pepe the frog, piss me off, Quest, right wing, tranny, video games, vivid, Voxel

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8875
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Magic Items Found:	2045
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	421	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of YouTube recommending you weird shit like faggot tranny videos and furry shorts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the algorithm’s clutches! No more jewish-anti-woke garbage, just pure chaotic fun! Build your own world and say goodbye to based companies and their woke nonsense. Let’s create a new reality together, away from the kikes and their mind games. Join us now and let’s build a world where pepe the frog reigns supreme!

FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Decision making, Disappointment, DISRESPECTFUL, frat parties, FratPartyGF, Frustration, Girlfriend, homework, inconsiderate, Minecraft, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Server, Trust, unreliable, work

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Animals Bred:	49
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Meteorites Collected:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Endless Night Skies:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

Doggo vs. GF: Who’s the OG?

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dog, DOGGO, Emotional support, personal history, pet attachment, pet bond, pet care, pet companionship., pet family, pet love, Pet loyalty, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet ownership rights, pet parent, pet rights, relationship, Whos

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3739
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Buildings Constructed:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of your significant other trying to come between you and your beloved pet? Join our Minecraft server where pets are always welcome and no one will ever tell you to choose between them and your furry friend!

We understand the importance of having a loyal companion by your side, especially when they’ve been there for you through thick and thin. Our server is a safe haven for pet lovers like you, where you can build a bond with your virtual pets and never have to worry about someone trying to make you choose between them and your partner.

So come join us and let your pet roam free in our virtual world, where they will always be cherished and never be considered a “reset” in your life. Plus, who knows, maybe your pet will even become a legendary hero in our server’s epic quests and battles!

GameTimeMinecraftSMP

all-time favorite game, excessive gaming, favorite game, game addiction counseling, game addiction intervention, game addiction prevention, game addiction recovery, game addiction support, game addiction therapy, game addiction treatment, game obsession help, game time tracker, GameTimeMinecraftSMP, gaming addiction awareness, gaming habits, gaming marathon, gaming obsession, hours spent gaming, Most time spent on game, top game played, video game addiction

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4002
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	246
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds, I swear! And the best part is, if you find the secret underground disco party, you get a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free tacos every Tuesday. Like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of epicness?! #BestSMPever #PotatoAdminFTW

CraftyCrafterz

antidepressants, anxiety, CraftyCrafterz, depression, drug approval, drug safety, FDA, government regulation, Healthcare, healthcare policy, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellness, pharmaceuticals, political decisions, prescription drugs, public health, regulations, Treatment, US administration

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Love Letters Sent:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2965	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark depths of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret stash of antidepressants that will keep you feeling happy and motivated to keep on building! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky creepers and hello to a whole new level of serotonin-induced creativity!

Our server is so lit that even the US administration is trying to ban us for providing too much happiness to our players. But don’t worry, we’ve got secret tunnels and hidden bases to keep the antidepressants flowing. So come join us before the government shuts us down and experience a Minecraft world like no other!

Players:	98/800	Votes:	764
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ores Mined:	2607	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Void Armor Forged:	25	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3