SassySMP: Minecraft SMP – “Why do creepers insist on dressing like whores?”

body image, clothing, Confidence, CREEPERS, criticism, double standards, dressing, empowerment, fashion, feminism, Gender Roles, Individuality, insist, judgment, Minecraft, Misogyny, SassySMP, Self-expression, slut shaming, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style, Whores, Women

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9454
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone dresses like a basic blocky character? Join our server where the women are dressed in the latest fashion trends – yoga pants and no bras! Who needs armor when you’ve got style, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with more explosions and creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as a fashion show in the Nether, then join us today. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into – just make sure to bring your best pair of yoga pants!

Underrated KinoCraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, Cinema, cinematic masterpiece, extremely underrated kino, film, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film lovers, film recommendations, Hidden Gem, Kino, KinoCraft, Movie, movie buffs, must watch, Overlooked, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated classics, underrated films, underrated gems

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like the holy grail of virtual worlds, but with a twist of madness and chaos that will make your brain explode with joy!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”

And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!

Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!

MommaMIA_BlockParty

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, difficult conversations, Emotional Abuse, estrangement, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, forgiveness, generational trauma, healing, mental health, MommaMIA_BlockParty, personal growth, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	379
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama? Look no further! Our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about your mom calling you every name in the book. Join us and build your dream world where you never have to deal with toxic family members again!

We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”

Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.

PizzaPals Minecraft SMP

anchovies, artichokes, bacon, barbecue chicken, buffalo chicken, Cheese, DELICIOUS, feta cheese, Food, garlic, jalapenos, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, Pepperoni, Pineapple, pizza, PizzaPals, SAUSAGE, smp, spinach, toppings

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2760
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	1403	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Mines Excavated:	4096	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Votes:	3889	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a pizza party but with blocks and creepers! Like, imagine riding a pig into battle against a giant pizza monster, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server. And get this, the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens, so you never know what kind of wacky events they’ll come up with next. Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted pizza slices, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. Trust me, you won’t find a more bonkers and fun server anywhere else. So come join us and let’s get this pizza party started! 🍕🎉 #minecraftmadness #pizzaadventures

BlockyBodyLove

BlockyBodyLove, Body appreciation, body image, body positivity, Confidence, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self love practice, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-care, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-love journey, self-validation

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1028
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	323
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	256	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Are you tired of being body-shamed by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is all about body positivity! Join us and watch as your blocky avatar gains confidence and starts strutting its stuff in those pixelated leggings. Our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your dream body one block at a time. So come join us and let’s show those mobs that we’re beautiful just the way we are!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9259
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Farms Harvested:	522
Emeralds Found:	5898	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	309
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4443
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2209
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8280
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Farms Harvested:	920
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8698
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6585
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Emeralds Found:	8020	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1387
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Emeralds Found:	3885

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8140
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crops Grown:	1777
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌