SassySMP: Minecraft SMP – “Why do creepers insist on dressing like whores?”

body image, clothing, Confidence, CREEPERS, criticism, double standards, dressing, empowerment, fashion, feminism, Gender Roles, Individuality, insist, judgment, Minecraft, Misogyny, SassySMP, Self-expression, slut shaming, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style, Whores, Women

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4155
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone dresses like a basic blocky character? Join our server where the women are dressed in the latest fashion trends – yoga pants and no bras! Who needs armor when you’ve got style, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with more explosions and creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as a fashion show in the Nether, then join us today. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into – just make sure to bring your best pair of yoga pants!

Mystic Dream Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Audience, Backlash, brand, Community, consumer behavior, criticism, Disappointment, dream, ENGAGEMENT, Fans, JPs, loyalty, Marketing, merch, misunderstanding, mystic, Outreach, Pandering, Promotion, Realms, Sales, Support, target audience

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	465
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Divine Spears Created:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	307
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, totally lit because they cater to all the JP fans out there. And get this, they won’t even try to sell you their merch! Like, what kind of server does that? It’s so wacky, you gotta see it to believe it. So, like, come join us and let’s have a crazy time together!

YouTube Pajeets Are Idiots Minecraft SMP

#youtube, comedy, CONTENT, controversial, Creators, culture, Entertainment, humor, idiots, Indian, insensitive, Minecraft, offensive, ONLINE, pajeets, satire, smp, social media, Stereotypes, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Towns Built:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of watching YouTube Pajeets fumble around in Minecraft like a bunch of noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place to show off your epic gaming skills and leave those Pajeets in the dust!

Join our server and become part of a community where the only rule is to outshine those Pajeets with your insane building skills and PvP prowess. We’ve had players defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a stick, and another player who built a working roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Leave those YouTube Pajeets in the dust and join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate gaming experience!

NoCheatersXmasDinner

Affair, Boyfriend, Cheating, christmas, Communication, counseling, couples, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Dinner, family, forgiveness, holiday, Invitation, Marriage, NoCheatersXmasDinner, ReBuilding, relationship, Support, third wheel, Trust

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Secret Passages Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	312675	Towns Built:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Animals Bred:	135
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We’ve got a 56-year-old mom, a 60-year-old dad, a 30-year-old daughter named Kate, a 28-year-old son named Sam, and a 26-year-old daughter named Mary. But wait, there’s more – Kate’s boyfriend James is causing some serious drama with an online affair scandal! Will Kate forgive him and bring him to our Christmas Eve dinner? Join our server to find out and witness the wildest family dynamics in Minecraft history! Trust us, this server is more entertaining than any soap opera out there. So come on in and experience the drama, the tears, and the ultimate betrayal – all in the world of Minecraft!

BallzGoneMinecraftSMP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9971
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Void Gems Collected:	33	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	260

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally hop on this crazy train. First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and items. Like, we even have a diamond block throne for our leader, who is a literal Minecraft god. And get this, every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and tell ghost stories about Herobrine. It’s so spooky, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try to tame the legendary Ender Dragon and ride it into battle. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of villagers who can trade you anything your heart desires? Need a stack of emeralds? They got you covered. Want a pet zombie pigman? They can make it happen. It’s like having your own personal genie, but with a unibrow.

So, if you wanna join the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time, hit us up. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your balls hairless. Wait, what was the question again? Oh well, join us anyway!

BrokeBlockBuster

blockbuster, BrokeBlockBuster, challenge, Character development, creativity, film industry, Hollywood, imagination, Job, Main character, Movie, not rich, Pick, plot twist, poor protagonist, ruin, twist ending, Unconventional, unconventional protagonist, unexpected

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in ruining movies in the most ridiculous ways possible! Picture this: you’re playing on our server and suddenly the main character in a famous movie is no longer rich. Imagine Harry Potter living in a cardboard box under a bridge, or Tony Stark selling hot dogs on the street corner. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed! Join us for a hilariously chaotic experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about your favorite films. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server to provide the ultimate movie makeovers?

Galactic Pathways Discovery

astronomers, Astronomy, Cosmic, cosmic connections, discovery, distant regions, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, Galactic, Galaxy, galaxy mapping, hidden network, interconnected, interstellar travel, pathways, research, scientific breakthrough, solar system, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9469
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Towns Built:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Yo, so like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and stuff, when BAM! You stumble upon a secret network of pathways that lead to the far reaches of the galaxy! Like, what even?!

Join our server and explore these crazy pathways, meet aliens, and maybe even discover a new planet to call home. Who needs Earth when you can have your own intergalactic crib, amirite?

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s go on a wild space adventure together. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans we’ll get into out there in the cosmos. Let’s do this! 🚀🌌👽

UltraVanilla

Brewery, Community, Competitions, Creative Server, discord server, Events, Farms, Friendly, java, long term, minimal enhancements, old school, p2w, Projects, Ranks, Redstone, Server, small scale, smp, Stable Server, Technical, TOWN, UltraVanilla, Vanilla, Wiki

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4334
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Meteorites Collected:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

UltraVanilla Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	UltraVanilla
Founded	January 2019
Player Slots	30
Enhancements	Minimal enhancements to the core game
World Type	Survival
Server Address	play.ultravanilla.world

For more information and community discussions, visit the Discord or the Wiki.

FAQs

What is UltraVanilla?

UltraVanilla is a small-scale community Minecraft server with minimal enhancements to the core game. It promotes a tight-knit community feel with 30 player slots and a survival world.

What features does the server offer?

Dynmap
No map resets ever
Fast travel commands such as ‘/sethome’, ‘/home’, ‘/home bed’
Brewery plugin
Vanilla-friendly events and competitions
Time-based ranks

Are there any specific rules on the server?

No griefing
No stealing
No PVP without consent
No hacks or exploits
No graphic/gross NSFW

How can I join a town or contribute to community projects?

You can join a town by asking around or homestead your own place. Community projects are suggested and discussed on the discord, where anyone is free to contribute.

Vidya Boys Paradise 1.21.4

1.21.4, Boys, cute male characters, cute vidya boys, Gaming Community, male characters, male protagonists, male representation in video games, male video game characters, Opinions, opinions on male characters, Paradise, video game aesthetics, video game character design, Video game characters, video game community, Video game culture, video game discussion, video game discussion board, video game fandom, video game opinions, video game preferences, video games, vidya

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Emeralds Found:	5728	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

OMG, this Minecraft server is like a magical land full of cute vidya boys running around! Join if you want to find your pixelated prince charming and live happily ever after in a blocky paradise! Plus, the creepers here are totally into fashion and will give you style tips while they explode! So come on, join now and let’s build a fabulous world together with our kawaii virtual boyfriends! #MinecraftLove #VidyaBoysGalore

Money Minecraft SMP Purposes

comfort, day to day life, financial comfort, Financial goals, financial independence, financial market, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, House, life change, making money, MILLIONAIRE, Minecraft, MONEY, money management, purpose, purposes, Rich, SECURITY, smp, things to buy, wealth

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6315
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	289	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of the financial market in Minecraft!

Imagine making more diamonds than you can count, buying up all the enchanted gear you could ever dream of, and becoming the richest player in the game. But wait, there’s more!

On our server, being a millionaire isn’t just about having stacks of diamonds. It’s about living a life of luxury and excess. Want to buy a mansion, even though you already have a castle? Go for it! Want to fill your inventory with nothing but golden apples? Why not!

Join us on this wild ride of making money for the sake of it, with no purpose other than to flex on all the other players. Money may bring security and comfort, but on our server, it brings a whole lot more than that. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SIL’s Cellphone Minecraft Server

aita, Angry, Arguing, awkward, BROKE, cellphone, charger, christmas, date, fair price, family, FIX, gift, GIFTED, IMPULSIVE, Minecraft, MONEY, new phone, not giving, offer, parents, Sell, Server, SIL, sils, SOLD, stealing

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6916
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9989

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of re-gifting! Just like the OP in this wild story, we encourage you to sell any in-game items you received as gifts and keep half the profit for yourself. After all, who needs to follow traditional gifting etiquette in a virtual world?

Join us for a chance to experience the drama and chaos of family arguments over virtual possessions. Will you be the one to stand your ground like the OP, or will you give in to keep the peace like their dad suggested? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on over and join the fun – because in our Minecraft world, anything goes, even if it means making Christmas awkward with your virtual family members!

LesbianCraft: Babyshower Ruiner

acceptance, Babyshower, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, Community, discrimination, family, Identity, JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES, Lesbian, LesbianCraft, LGBTQ, ontario, outing, pride, relationships, Respect, RUINER, Self-expression, Support, Understanding

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9271	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Items Found:	1932
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the wildest baby shower ever! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Jehovah’s Witnesses start lecturing you on the sins of homosexuality. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! With our supportive community, you can proudly proclaim your love for your girlfriend while dodging judgmental stares. Plus, who knows, you might even find a nice ‘brother’ to settle down with in our virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns!

DeadlyCritter Minecraft SMP

dangerous animals, dangerous animals facts, dangerous animals in the world, dangerous animals list, dangerous creatures, dangerous insects, dangerous mammals, dangerous marine life, dangerous predators, dangerous reptiles, dangerous species, dangerous wildlife, deadliest animals, deadliest creatures, deadliest wildlife, DeadlyCritter, Minecraft, most dangerous animal, most dangerous animal in the ocean, most dangerous animal on earth, most dangerous animal to humans, smp, world

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7677
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	New Chunks Explored:	91281
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Farms Harvested:	798
Meteorites Collected:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Crops Grown:	6835	Love Letters Sent:	19

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is more lit than a creeper explosion! Like, you gotta join because we have the most dangerous animals in the world roaming around, like killer bunnies that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie pigs riding on giant spiders. It’s like a zoo on steroids, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We have epic quests where you have to battle against evil chickens trying to take over the world and save the villagers from being turned into llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional exploding sheep). Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

AddictCraft: Million Dollar Challenge

AddictCraft, addiction, behavior modification, breaking bad habits, challenge, determination, Dollar, financial incentive, goal-setting, life-changing opportunity, lifestyle change, long-term commitment, mental strength, MILLION, million dollar challenge, motivation, overcoming challenges, personal growth, relapse prevention, reward system, self improvement, self-control, success mindset, Willpower

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1560
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3065	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to break your worst addiction in exchange for a million virtual diamonds! That’s right, if you can resist the urge to indulge in your addiction for one week, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, if you give in to temptation within the next year, you’ll lose it all faster than a creeper exploding in your face.

Join us on this epic journey of self-control and determination, as you battle against your inner demons while building the ultimate virtual empire. Will you emerge victorious and claim your prize, or will you fall victim to your cravings and lose it all? The choice is yours, but remember, fortune favors the bold (and the addiction-free)!

VillagerVendetta

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6944
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Votes:	7701	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll see are from creepers and skeletons, not scary islamists! we’ve got villages galore for you to explore and build in, no need to worry about getting attacked by real-life bad guys. plus, we’ve got a secret weapon against any potential threats: our army of friendly wolves ready to protect you at all costs. so come on in and join the fun, because the only thing getting killed here are your enemies in-game, not in real life!

Ice Sheet Shrinkage Server

2019, Agreement, Arctic, Average, climate change, data analysis, environmental monitoring, Greenland Ice Sheet, hot summer, Ice, ice melt, km3, laser, Measurement, peak, Radar, remote sensing, Satellite technology, satellites, scientific research, Server, sheet, SHRINKAGE, volume reduction

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the Greenland Ice Sheet is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! Our radar and laser satellites are going cray cray measuring the ice sheet and estimating volume reductions like it’s a math class on steroids. In 2019, things got so hot that we had a peak reduction of 464 km3 – that’s like a whole lot of ice cream melting in the sun, yo. So if you wanna witness some climate change in action while building epic structures and battling creepers, this server is the place to be! Plus, our polar bears are totally cool with it – they’re just chilling and enjoying the show. Come join the melting madness today!