Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a world where pigs insult you, cows gossip about your building skills, and chickens constantly squawk about how you’re not wearing the latest diamond armor.

Join our server if you’re ready to face the sassiest animals in Minecraft. Our pig mayor, Sir Oinksalot, will demand tribute in the form of carrots and will throw a fit if you don’t comply. The cow council will judge your farming techniques and the chicken choir will critique your redstone contraptions.

But don’t worry, it’s not all insults and drama. The sheep are known for their stand-up comedy routines, the wolves host epic dance parties in the forest, and the llamas offer guided tours of the server’s most scenic spots.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see which animal truly is the rudest of them all!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 35
Towns Built: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
Love Letters Sent: 19 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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