SassySMP: AnimalTrashTalk

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a world where pigs insult you, cows gossip about your building skills, and chickens constantly squawk about how you’re not wearing the latest diamond armor.

Join our server if you’re ready to face the sassiest animals in Minecraft. Our pig mayor, Sir Oinksalot, will demand tribute in the form of carrots and will throw a fit if you don’t comply. The cow council will judge your farming techniques and the chicken choir will critique your redstone contraptions.

But don’t worry, it’s not all insults and drama. The sheep are known for their stand-up comedy routines, the wolves host epic dance parties in the forest, and the llamas offer guided tours of the server’s most scenic spots.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see which animal truly is the rudest of them all!

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  • Fresh Geopolitics With Create Engineering

    Fresh Geopolitics With Create Engineering

    Land of Cogs is a fresh Minecraft server I found that mixes geopolitics with engineering. It is all about building nations and growing into bigger empires.

    The server uses the Create mod with a carefully chosen set of other mods. You can automate industries and make big machines that look cool while they work.

    It also has a friendly and welcoming community with an experienced staff team. It is meant to feel smaller and more chill than huge servers.

    You can form alliances that can be competitive or high stakes. If you like building strategy or exploring you can fit in and start working on your own kingdom.

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  • Semi Anarchy Vanilla With No Resets

    Semi Anarchy Vanilla With No Resets

    I found Anarchy.ae and it is a long term vanilla survival world where you can do your own thing. The map does not do seasons and it does not reset so stuff can actually have history.

    It is semi anarchy so there are no claims and no land protection. You can get into conflict and your base can be found. It is still moderated so it stays playable and fair and not just a grief only wasteland.

    It is not pay to win and there are no kits or store advantages. It supports both Java and Bedrock and they try to keep crossplay fair by blocking certain exploits and unfair movement.

    There are a few quality of life commands to cut down on boring stuff. The server runs on dedicated hardware in Germany and they do regular backups for stability.

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  • Onion SMP 1.21.11 Crossplay Survival

    Onion SMP 1.21.11 Crossplay Survival

    I found Onion SMP and it is a survival server on 1.21.11 with crossplay so more people can join

    It has claims so your builds can be protected and it has keep inventory so dying is not super painful

    You can use rtp to get around and there is combat log protection so fights feel more fair

    It also has teams so you can group up and play together

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  • Chill Semi Vanilla Survival With No Bloat

    Chill Semi Vanilla Survival With No Bloat

    I found a semi vanilla survival server that is for people who just want normal survival. It keeps stuff simple and does not add random gimmicks. Plugins are kept low and only used when they help for the long run.

    The vibe is community first and it is meant to feel stable. They say no lag no toxic players and no surprise resets so you can actually settle in one world.

    There are land claims so your builds can stay safe. The economy is run by players and there is an auction house for selling items. You can also get custom tools and armor plus some smaller quality of life stuff.

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  • Geopolitical Nations SMP With War And Lore

    Geopolitical Nations SMP With War And Lore

    I found a geopolitical SMP where players make countries and team up in alliances. People can go to war or try diplomacy and it sounds like power is always shifting.

    There is deep server lore and there are live story events that push the world forward. There is also a big threat with Dr Doom so players can unite against him or fight each other.

    It supports Bedrock and Java on 1.21.11. The whole vibe is pick a side and help decide what happens next.

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