SassySisNoWedding Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3309
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Animals Bred:	152	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have a good time in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built the most epic castle you’ve ever seen. But then, a group of mischievous creepers decided to throw a party in the castle and blew it up! It was chaos, but oh boy, was it a sight to see.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have secret treasure hidden all over the server waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond the size of a block of obsidian just waiting for someone brave enough to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Who needs family drama when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft? Let’s make your gaming experience the happiest day of your life! 😂🎮🏰

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Potions Brewed:	53
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Emeralds Found:	3760
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7358
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7365
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5242
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	282	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1717
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8096
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
New Chunks Explored:	87129	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	190	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Potions Brewed:	88	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9722
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Votes:	8770
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2863
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Emeralds Found:	9292
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Items Found:	1340
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3603
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2155
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8779
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	483
Runes Activated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.