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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 1395 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 564 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 2250 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
We promise you won’t have to deal with any lazy housewives asking for money here – unless they’re asking for diamonds to build their dream castle, of course! Our server is full of excitement and fun, with no room for SAHM grifters.
Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Trust us, this server is the escape you never knew you needed.