SassySibs Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Blame, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, criticism, discipline, family dynamics, family responsibilities, impressionable, Minecraft, Older brother, parenting, relationships, Respect, Role Model, SassySibs, Server, Siblings, stepmom, Understanding, younger sister

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6995
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	105	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling rivalry, stepmom sass, and consequences for your actions!

Are you tired of being criticized and blamed for things that aren’t your fault? Well, look no further because on our server, you can escape reality and dive into a world where you can be the boss! Take charge and show your younger sister who’s really in charge here.

But beware, our stepmom NPCs are programmed to throw shade and take little jabs at you just like in real life. Can you handle the heat and come out on top? Or will you crumble under the pressure and lose your video game privileges?

Join us now for a chance to prove yourself as the ultimate older sibling and show your sister that your opinion does matter, even in the virtual world. Don’t miss out on this unique gaming experience filled with drama, humor, and plenty of Minecraft madness!

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Emeralds Found:	4523	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Divine Spears Created:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

femanon confessions, femanon desires, femanon erotica, femanon experiences, femanon exploration, femanon fantasies, femanon fetishes, femanon kinks, femanon obsessions, femanon pleasures, femanon roleplay, femanon secrets, femanon stories, femanon turn-ons, Femanons, fetishes, jack, jack off, Main, Minecraft, Nowadays, reading, smp, weird fetishes

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2268
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	287	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7606
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2395
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Towns Built:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4436
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Divine Spears Created:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1805
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6572
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Void Armor Forged:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Emeralds Found:	2860
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Star Shards Collected:	63
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4013
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	405
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	9903	Endless Night Skies:	3
Animals Bred:	177	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Buildings Constructed:	43
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8754
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6903
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Crops Grown:	6546
Mines Excavated:	3451	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchantments Applied:	122
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9641
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

BlockyLingoChall

BlockyLingoChall, challenging languages, difficult languages, English speakers, foreign languages, hardest language, language acquisition, language barriers, language comparison, language complexity, language differences, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic challenges

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8334
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	New Chunks Explored:	182153
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12

Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!

Puppy PVP Land

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal instincts, animal society, Behavior, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Human Behavior, human society, humans, Land, marking behavior, marking territory, puppy, PvP, societal norms, territorial behavior, territorial boundaries, territorial instincts, territory marking

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6271
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ores Mined:	8885
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

so, like, imagine if humans peed on trees to show that this is their spot, ya know? well, on dis server, we do things a lil differently. we build giant statues of ourselves everywhere we go to mark our territory. like, can you imagine walking through a forest and seeing a 50 foot tall version of some dude just chillin there? it’s wild, man.

also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Cup of Coffee Craft

100 mg dose, 400 mg dose, bedtime, Caffeine, caffeine and bedtime, caffeine and sleep, caffeine consumption, caffeine consumption timing, caffeine effects, caffeine intake, caffeine sensitivity, caffeine timing, caffeine tolerance, coffee, Craft, cup, effects on sleep, long tail tags, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep quality

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9368
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a lil’ story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.

So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!