SassySiblingsMC

coping with loss, Home ownership, generational differences, family relationships, government assistance

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family gatherings and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, complete with pools and additions for your virtual children. No jealous sisters or judgmental mothers allowed here – only fun and creativity!

Forget therapy sessions, on our server you can let out your frustrations by building and exploring to your heart’s content. And if anyone tells you to “fug off”, just block them and move on to the next adventure!

So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft server where you can leave all the real-life drama behind and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs family drama when you have virtual blocks to play with?

PantsPartyWeddingWoes

photography, Playlists, table numbers, Civil, Rehearsal

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your friends and family? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! On our server, you can be the master of your own destiny and wear whatever outfit you want while taking epic screenshots of your builds.

No more demands for custom playlists or last-minute outfit changes. On our server, you can wear a chicken suit while building a giant castle made entirely of diamond blocks. And if anyone tries to gossip about you, just block them and move on to the next adventure.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama is whether to build a roller coaster or a secret underground base. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, you’re the boss!

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BonerBeGone Minecraft SMP

BonerBeGone, mens health, Public, control, male anatomy

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, like seriously bro. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like super buff and ready to throw down. But don’t worry, we got some sick weapons and armor to help you out.

But the real reason you gotta join this SMP is because we have the best parties, like ever. We’re talking creeper DJs, skeleton bartenders, and zombie dance-offs. It’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base full of treasure? Yeah, we got one of those too. But shh, it’s a secret.

So come join us, and let’s get this party started! Just watch out for those pesky boners, am I right?

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EggcellentCraft911

Politics, lower price, public services, eggs, Government

Are you tired of Trump’s shenanigans affecting your Minecraft gameplay? Join our server and escape to a world where nine eleven first responders are treated like the heroes they are! Plus, our virtual eggs are always on sale, thanks to our secret underground chicken farm run by ninja chickens. So come on down and build your own egg empire while sticking it to the man in the most epic way possible!

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DictatorCraft Server

world leaders, Government, Democracy, US, Diplomacy

Join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and declare ourselves dictators of our own little blocky worlds. we have more power than zelensky and his phone calls combined. come join us and rule with an iron pickaxe, or just chill and mine some diamonds while we make outrageous claims about world leaders. who needs politics when you have minecraft? come play with us and let’s build a world where the only rule is to have fun!

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ZelenskyCraft: No Elections, Just Blocks

foreign relations, Ukraine, international politics, democratic process, political controversy

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DONALD TRUMP as our dictator without any elections! he will build a wall around your base to keep out all the creepers and zombies, believe me, it’s gonna be HUGE! and if you’re lucky, you might even get a tweet from him saying how great of a builder you are. so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s make minecraft great again! #buildthewall #trump2020

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SassySiblingsMC

PantsPartyWeddingWoes

BonerBeGone Minecraft SMP

EggcellentCraft911

DictatorCraft Server

ZelenskyCraft: No Elections, Just Blocks