Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP where the animals are the real stars of the show! Picture this: a sassy chicken strutting around, throwing shade at all the other animals. “Bawk bawk, you call that a farm? More like a flop!” Or how about a snooty cow mooing, “Mooove over, peasants, the queen of the barn is here!” Join us for a wild ride of animal antics and outrageous banter. Who knows what kind of drama will unfold next? Join now if you’re ready to laugh your way through the ultimate animal kingdom showdown!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Alien Abductions: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

New Minecraft Servers

  • FraternityLand Minecraft Server

    FraternityLand Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrilling tale of Burner and their former neighbors, who are now locked in a battle over a piece of land that may become a frat house! Will Burner sell to the fraternal organization, or will the neighbors band together to stop them? The drama is real, folks.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Build your own empire, explore mysterious lands, and battle fierce creatures. And who knows, maybe you’ll even encounter a group of rowdy frat boys causing chaos in the virtual world.

    So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knew virtual block-building could be so intense?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DaughterCraft – No School Switch!

    DaughterCraft – No School Switch!
    Are you tired of your daughter being happy and content with her current school? Do you want her to experience jealousy and resentment towards her sibling? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join our server and watch as your daughter becomes obsessed with studying and comparing herself to her sibling’s elite education. She’ll be reading textbooks, yearbooks, and who knows what else in no time!

    Not only will she be jealous of her sibling, but she’ll also be upset with you for not switching her to the elite private school. Who knew Minecraft could cause such family drama?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with foreign students, diplomats, and ultra-rich locals. Your daughter will have the opportunity to either not fit in or lose her morals – the possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and watch the chaos unfold in your family! Who knew virtual block-building could cause so much drama?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 37
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • PubliclyNormal | Minecraft SMP

    PubliclyNormal | Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace your inner weirdo! We’ve got players doing the most bizarre things like building a giant toilet house because they believe it’s good luck to poop in a virtual toilet. And don’t even get us started on the player who insists on wearing a chicken suit 24/7 because they think it gives them superpowers. If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and sanity), then join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted)!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 36
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CluelessCraft

    CluelessCraft
    Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, clueless about where to go or what to do next? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of hilarious hijinks.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere, busting out their best moves to distract you. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server.

    But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Pigman Soccer” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep wearing sunglasses and a top hat, strutting around like he owns the place.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and rolling on the floor with laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7692 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LaosCraft Minecraft Server

    LaosCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how Trudeau was all like “oh ya i totally met with PM Modi in Laos and we had, like, this super deep convo about stuff”? well, turns out India was like “nah bro, that never happened, we didn’t talk about anything important at all”.

    anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our EPIC minecraft server! we got, like, the craziest builds and the most lit parties u’ve ever seen.

    join us and u’ll be part of a community that’s more united than India and Canada’s conflicting statements. plus, our mods are cooler than Trudeau’s socks, trust me.

    so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together! oh, and don’t worry, we won’t reject u like India rejected Trudeau’s remarks. lolz.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27
    Emeralds Found: 3472 Dragon Eggs Found: 7126
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 96 Void Gems Collected: 11

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • StarlinkCraft: Vuhledar’s Downfall

    StarlinkCraft: Vuhledar’s Downfall
    hey u, yes u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even russia is tryna take it down with starlink terminals? yea, u heard me right. our server is so epic that world powers are getting shook by our awesomeness.

    imagine building ur own empire, mining for diamonds like a boss, and fighting off creepers with ur squad. but wait, there’s more. we got secret hidden dungeons with rare loot, and u might even stumble upon herobrine himself.

    join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure u will ever experience. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness. let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Potions Brewed: 86
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Emeralds Found: 1311
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Starblocks

    Starblocks

    Welcome to Skyblocks.net – The Ultimate Space-Themed Skyblock Experience!

    Embark on a journey like no other in the vast expanse of space with Skyblocks.net, where skyblock meets the stars! Build, explore, and thrive on your very own celestial island as you push the limits of Minecraft skyblock in a space-inspired setting.

    Join us now at Skyblocks.net and build your island empire among the stars!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 6276

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CrimsonCraft

    CrimsonCraft

    Welcome to CrimsonCraft

    Looking for AS/AU hosted cracked lifesteal smp server? Look no further! Dive into the ultimate PvP experience on our lifesteal Minecraft server! Challenge your skills and survive in a world where every battle counts.

    Features: – Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain an edge in combat! Steal hearts from your opponents and turn the tide of battle in your favor. – Intense PvP Action: Engage in thrilling PvP matches with fellow players. Show off your skills and rise to the top of the leaderboard! – Epic Events: Participate in regular community events, tournaments, and challenges for a chance to win amazing rewards and showcase your prowess! – Dynamic Community: Join a friendly and competitive community of players who share your passion for PvP and adventure. – Support all version 1.8x-1.21x (1.20.1 Main version) – Join CrimsonCraft discord server for more updates: https://discord.gg/RN9BkzVJ

    Are You Ready to Fight? Connect now at crimsoncraft.mysrv.us and prove your skills in our lifesteal realm! Whether you’re a seasoned fighter or a newcomer, there’s a place for you in our epic battles!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vanilla server Minecraft server

    Vanilla server Minecraft server

    Vanilla Minecraft server, no mods and minimum plugins. We highly recommend playing with friends. Please, if you play on this server, treat other players the same way you would like to be treated. Be polite, try to help and not harm other players. Do not use cheats or other third-party programs to gain superiority over other players.

    Telegram: https://t.me/alexander_trapeznikov

    Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198405725789/

    E-mail: [email protected]

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice

    Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice
    Welcome to Bloom SMP
    IP play.bloomsmp.net
    Joinable on versions 1.9 – 1.21
    Features
    Anti Griefing
    Cross Play
    A welcoming community
    An active Discord
    A friendly staff team
    Regular events

    Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

    Website: https://bloomsmp.net

    Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

    FAQ

    1. Is PvP allowed on Bloom SMP?

    Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas designated for it. Please be respectful when engaging in PvP activities.

    2. Are there any rules regarding griefing?

    Griefing is strictly prohibited on Bloom SMP. Our staff team actively monitors for any griefing activities and takes necessary actions against offenders.

    3. How can I join the server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net using versions 1.9 to 1.21 of Minecraft.

    4. Can I invite my friends to Bloom SMP?

    Yes, you can invite your friends to join Bloom SMP and play together. We encourage building a community of friends on the server.

    5. Are there any special events on Bloom SMP?

    Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Villages Defended: 18 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Ores Mined: 1548 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you will ever experience!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is so insane, it will make you feel like you’re living in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • >Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

    >Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 321 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 76
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockPartyDrama

    BlockPartyDrama
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

    Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

    But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

    So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP

    CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre compliments that will leave you questioning reality. From being told your build looks like a potato to being praised for your impeccable cow herding skills, you never know what kind of wacky compliment you’ll receive next. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineTop5CatList

    MineTop5CatList
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old categories? Well, look no further because our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

    Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a category called “Piggy Paradise” where pigs rule the land and players must obey their every oink. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. 2. In our “Zombie Zumba” category, players must dance their way to survival as hordes of zombies try to take them down. It’s like a rave, but with more brains. 3. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, in our “Llama Lagoon” category, you can do just that. Plus, llamas spit at your enemies for extra damage – talk about a win-win situation! 4. In our “Pixelated Pizzeria” category, players must run their own pizza shop in Minecraft. But watch out, because the toppings are alive and they’re not too happy about being eaten! 5. And last but not least, in our “Ender Dragon Dating Sim” category, players can romance the infamous Ender Dragon and maybe even steal a kiss or two. Love is in the air, along with a hint of sulfur.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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