SassySheep: “Minecraft SMP” | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7670
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Emeralds Found:	1854	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4846	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6436
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3725
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1197	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Votes:	7251

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5594
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6434
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Secret Passages Found:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Villages Defended:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8005
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2365
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Runes Activated:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8465

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2782
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2723
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Villages Defended:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8325
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Alien Abductions:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Dragons Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

Players:	91/700	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mines Excavated:	4735