SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9362
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magic Items Found:	3511	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Mines Excavated:	1127

New Minecraft Servers

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

FailedSMP

1.21, active members, Aus, Australia, Community, Content Creation, Discord, FailedSMP, Gaming, Ip:, lifesteal plugin, Minecraft, multiplayer, nz, Ping, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	162	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Details
Location	Australia/NZ
Server Type	SMP
Server Version	1.21+
Plugins	Lifesteal
Community	Growing

FAQs

Q: Is the server 24/7?

A: Yes, the server is 24/7.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: For the server IP and more information, please join the Discord server linked below.

Q: Can I create content on the server?

A: Content creation is very welcome on the server.

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server was made only a few days ago and is looking to grow with more active members.

For more information and to join the server, please visit the Discord server: https://discord.gg/XZvKtn8Q9q

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6165
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5137
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5267
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Emeralds Found:	9968	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5512	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6353
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Towns Built:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	436
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6953
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4021
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	7889	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Divine Spears Created:	23
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3923
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5546	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Villages Defended:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dimension Hops:	12
Crops Grown:	6186	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6511
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9238
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7151
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9604
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
New Chunks Explored:	673911	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8408
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Emeralds Found:	7785	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!