SasquatchMC | New Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Excited for PC Port Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken that shot fireballs out of its beak! Only the bravest and most skilled players were able to defeat the fiery fowl and claim the loot for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city populated by friendly zombies who just want to trade with you. Need some rare items or enchanted gear? Just head down to Zombie Town and strike up a deal with the undead residents.

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

I Love Argies Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a thriving community of players who are obsessed with argies (whatever those are) and crashing at the most proper times. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve misjudged someone and had them thank you for it. Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Weimerica Happy Minecraft Server

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Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of the real world being a total dumpster fire? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

On our server, you can escape the chaos of everyday life and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Build your dream castle, battle fierce mobs, and team up with other players to conquer the land. Who needs a clear path in the real world when you can create your own destiny in Minecraft?

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams can come true. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? Easy peasy. Want to become the ruler of your own kingdom? Just a few clicks away.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our Minecraft server for a journey that will make you forget all about the chaos of clown world. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

Critique My New Meme Coin Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old meme coins that don’t spark joy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers or building a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even the memes have memes. We’ve got a meme coin that’s so outrageous, it’ll make Dogecoin look like a sad little puppy. And guess what? We don’t care if it’s racist, because we’re all about pushing the boundaries of what’s acceptable in the world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin! Just click on the link https://pump.fun/coin/CcYPSX3rVPgxHfpn4AJKoNjZvJDMETADCDxNXR6A and get ready for a meme-tastic time like never before!

Mine Stalker Server

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Join our Minecraft server where the Gammasissies have modded the game to be so easy, you’ll complete it before you even start! We’ve got BugTrap, crash to desktop, freeze/lockup? No worries, just find your crash log, stalker. And if you can’t find it, just look in the location specified at the top of fsgame.ltx.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a Quickstart Guide, Mod Guide, HUD Guide, Performance Guides, and even Common misconceptions about game mechanics that will blow your mind.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just remember – good hunting, stalker. So come on in and let’s have some Minecraft fun that’s crazier than a pack of mutated zombies!

Minecraft SMP: Manson was Based and Tate Deserved It

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear guarded by a pack of rabid llamas. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our spawn town is actually a replica of the infamous Manson Family compound, complete with a rollercoaster that takes you through all the twisted history of the place. And don’t worry, we’ve made sure to include plenty of hidden traps and puzzles to keep things interesting. So come on, join us and remember: Manson was based and Tate deserved it. Just kidding… or are we? 😉🦙🎢 #JoinUsOrElse

FreakyDragons

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(18+ | Vulgar Language) Oldschool towny server for people who miss dedicated, Non Pay to Win Servers. Towny, and Towny only.

Support for votifier, Crates. Ranks. an inviting community, and constant, active development.

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BeyondMC

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$100 LIFESTEAL EVENT – OUT NOW!

Join the server on ANY DEVICE if you’re up for a Real Challenge!

– Both Java and Bedrock – Java Version 1.20+ – Server IP: BeyondMC.net – Bedrock Port: 19132

beyondmc.net:19132

RoboCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server where a robot from r9k keeps track of all your posts displaying your homosexual tendencies! Why join, you ask? Because where else can you find a server with such cutting-edge technology and surveillance tactics? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans the robot will get up to next! So come on and join us for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make a new robotic friend along the way!

Pregnant Women Minecraft SMP Rare Anime Manga

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground base where pregnant women from anime and manga come to hang out and play Minecraft. Why are they so rare in anime and manga, you ask? Well, it’s because they’re all too busy building epic structures and battling creepers on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, and maybe even a few baby creepers along the way. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Chatterbox Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots laser beams and plays dubstep music every time you mine a block. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Anime Girls You Literally Can’t Stop Fapping To Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you will find anime girls that will make you question your sanity! These girls are so irresistible, you won’t be able to stop fapping to them – trust us, we’ve tried. But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to fight off evil mobs with magical powers, build insane structures that defy gravity, and participate in epic PvP battles where the stakes are higher than your diamond sword collection. So come join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with anime girls and Minecraft madness!

mc.noonx.ru – We have finally opened. Come to the Minecraft server

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NoonX is a cozy anarchy in a minimalist Chinese/Japanese style, with some unique mechanics, a good anti-cheat and a great community. And all this with notes of good old vanilla. On NoonX servers, donation does not matter, and you can also get it completely free of charge! Our server is still young, so there may be many bugs, but we try to quickly detect and fix them.

mc.noonx.ru

Nostalgia Trip Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and outrageous investigations!

Picture this: a ragtag group of Minecraft players, reminiscing about old times and getting all worked up over a run-down building they’re investigating. Who knows what secrets they’ll uncover as they delve deeper into the unknown?

But that’s not all! We also offer commissions for writing, because why not? $9 per thousand words, because we believe in fair compensation for your creativity. Just leave your email or discord if you’re interested. PayPal only, because we like to keep things fancy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might just become the next member of our very own Mystery Inc duo!

Minecraft SMP: Coom Stroke BWC Fun

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring vanilla servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because on this server, we’ve got more drama than a soap opera!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire because you thought lava was a good interior design choice. Or maybe you’re in the mood for some intense PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of poultry that will stop at nothing to protect their leader. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or will you be pecked to death by his feathered minions?

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why we’re the talk of the town. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magic Items Found:	2274

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchantments Applied:	100

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Villages Defended:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Enchantments Applied:	73

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Divine Spears Created:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Villages Defended:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Emeralds Found:	2314
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	3582
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Void Gems Collected:	31
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1628
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	245	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Villages Defended:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	9918
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	975
New Chunks Explored:	716368	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1