SarmatFailCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Lumber Jack’s Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, action, Aki, Asa, chainsaw man, character analysis, Character development, death, Demons, Denji, emotional depth, errors, Hero, JACKS, love, Lumber, Manga, Nayuta, power, Protection, Realm, shonen jump, sister, Tragedy

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	808601	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Star Shards Collected:	256	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of Denji’s constant fails, come join our Minecraft server! We may not have chainsaws for arms like Denji, but we do have epic protection plugins to keep your builds safe. Plus, we love Asa, Nayuta, Aki, and Power more than Denji ever could! So why settle for a hero who can’t protect anything when you can join us and be part of a community that actually cares? Join now and leave Denji’s drama behind!

NoCashNoExecutorLOL

Asshole, decision, executor, executorship, family, Father, Financial, Grandchild, hurt, Inheritance, middle class, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, Mother, NoCashNoExecutorLOL, relationship, Siblings, Support, thoughtless, ungrateful, Will

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3292
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8470	Void Armor Forged:	27
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of family drama and want to escape to a world where inheritance disputes don’t exist? Join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be inheriting is diamonds and emeralds!

We promise no awkward conversations about wills or who gets what. Instead, you can focus on building the craziest structures and battling mobs with your friends. Plus, our server is so wealthy that even Herobrine would be jealous.

So, leave the real world drama behind and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with fun and laughter. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and pig races? Join now and let the good times roll!

AttractionCraft SMP: The Coffee Shop

Arcade, Architecture, attraction, AttractionCraft, building, coffee, coffee shop, creativity, customer experience, design, Entertainment, experiential, food court, games, Immersive, innovation, leisure, luxury, Mall, Relaxation, Shop, shopping, smp, unlimited budget

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Buildings Constructed:	43	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined and built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was wild, man!

But that’s not all, oh no. We also have this epic competition where you have to build the craziest attraction ever. Like, I’m talking a petting zoo with mutant animals or a haunted house with real ghosts. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe or something equally ridiculous.

And get this, money is no object on this server. You can build a freaking arcade with diamond-studded controllers or a coffee shop that serves potions instead of coffee. The possibilities are endless, bro!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary builder on this insane Minecraft SMP!

BlockPartyBlues

BlockPartyBlues, coping strategies, emotional well being, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health community, mental health counseling, mental health education, mental health management, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health services, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental health therapy, mental health tips, Mental Health Treatment, mental health wellness, post-event depression, self-care

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6076
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Are you tired of feeling down after epic Minecraft battles and not knowing how to cope? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a team of virtual therapists ready to help you work through your post-event depression! Join us for some hilarious shenanigans, crazy adventures, and of course, some much-needed therapy sessions to keep your mental health in check. Who knew virtual block-building could be so therapeutic? Join now and say goodbye to post-event blues!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, International, Kursk school, KurskCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, Russian strike, school bombing, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War, world news

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7718
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Farms Harvested:	834
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6798	New Chunks Explored:	299755

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got Russian strikes happening left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in the game, bro! Ukraine be like “Four dead in Kursk school” but we be like “Four new players joinin’ our server, yassss!” Come join the chaos and build your own bomb shelter, just in case things get too real, ya know? Let’s turn tragedy into triumph, one block at a time!

CraftyRetaliationEU

CraftyRetaliationEU, diplomatic relations, economic sanctions, Economy, EU, european union, global market, Goods, import/export, international trade, negotiations, political tensions, potential conflict, protectionism, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade policies, trade war, trump, united states, US

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

lol dis server is like a battle between countries but in minecraft lol like eu vs us but instead of tariffs its like building stuff and fighting with swords and bows lol. if u join u can be on team eu and help them retaliate against trump and his tariffs by building giant statues and castles to show ur power lol. or u can be on team us and try to stop eu from retaliating by building crazy defenses and traps to protect ur land lol. its like a never-ending war but with blocks and creepers lol. join now for the ultimate showdown in minecraft history lol.

TheOasis

application, collaborate, Community, Discord, Enhance, Events, facebook, grow, Interact, kick, Launch, Minecraft, Mods, Server, smp, Stream, Streamer, Support, TheOasis, tiktok, twitch, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8141
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Potions Brewed:	180
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

TheOasis SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Minecraft SMP Server
Target Audience	Streamers of all sizes on all platforms
Age Requirement	18 years old or older
Server Experience	Mostly vanilla server with some mods
Launch Date	End of February 2025

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I apply to join TheOasis SMP server?

A: If you are an active streamer, simply share your streaming links. If you are new or returning to streaming, answer some simple questions through the application form provided.

Q: What platforms are supported for streamers on TheOasis SMP server?

A: All platforms including Twitch, Kick, TikTok, Facebook, and more are welcome.

Q: Will there be events hosted on the server for members?

A: Yes, events will be organized for members to come together and have a good time.

Q: How can I join TheOasis SMP Discord?

A: You can join TheOasis SMP Discord through the provided link: https://discord.com/invite/xsNkeJm9v9

Ethereal Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, bruce jenner, discrimination, donald trump, Ellen Page, Ethereal, gender, Gender Identity, Hate Speech, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, national day, queer, Realms, Transgender, washroom

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magic Items Found:	3704
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Runes Activated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a gender reveal party at a daycare center? Well, look no further, because this server is the perfect place for you!

We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show starring a bunch of entitled celebrities. Join us and experience the chaos for yourself!

Our community is filled with all kinds of characters, from confused washroom wanderers to outspoken political enthusiasts. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of absurdity and unpredictability, then come join us on this Minecraft server. Just remember to leave your sanity at the door!

SlyFoxUnlabeled – Minecraft SMP

free-spirit, independent, individualistic, Minecraft, neutral, Nonbinary, nonconformist, open-minded, SlyFoxUnlabeled, smp, unaffiliated, unaligned, unallied, unassigned, unattached, unbranded, unclassified, uncommitted, Unconventional, undecided, undefined, untagged

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4593
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Magic Items Found:	3472	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We got diamond armor for days, mobs dropping enchanted golden apples like it’s raining snacks, and the villagers are straight up party animals, I swear!

But the real reason you gotta join is because we have a secret underground base where we host weekly llama races. Yeah, you heard me right, LLAMA RACES! These bad boys are faster than a speeding minecart and cuter than a baby zombie in a pumpkin helmet.

Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons to do our bidding, like we once had a dragon cook us breakfast burritos while we battled a horde of evil bunnies. It was wild, man.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can be yourself, whether you’re a blocky warrior, a redstone genius, or just a llama enthusiast, then come join us and let’s build some epic shenanigans together!

ChunkCraft SlimDown

ChunkCraft, Commitment, Communication, diet, Empathy, encouragement, Exercise, FITNESS, healthy lifestyle, love, motivation, nutrition, obese, Partners, patience, relationship, SlimDown, Support, teamwork, Understanding, weight loss, wellness

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1089
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Animals Bred:	151	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Are you tired of carrying around extra weight on your shoulders? Well, on our Minecraft server, we support our players in losing weight by making them mine for diamonds all day long! Who needs a gym membership when you can just dig for precious gems in a virtual world?

Join us and watch as your character sheds those pounds while you build epic structures and battle mobs. Plus, our community of supportive players will cheer you on every step of the way – because nothing says motivation like a group of pixelated friends rooting for you!

So come on, partner up with us on this weight loss journey and let’s mine our way to a healthier, happier you!

KremlinCraft: Drone Strikes & Refineries

Attack, bloomberg, Conflict, Crisis, DiSRuPtiON, drone, ENERGY, fuel output, Geopolitics, global economy, KremlinCraft, Military, News, OIL INDUSTRY, refineries, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, strikes, supply chain, Ukrainian drones, uncertainty

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	170
Star Shards Collected:	239	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE UKRAINIAN DRONES HIT THREE KEY REFINERIES BUT IN A FUN WAY! RUSHIAN FUEL OUTPUT IN DOUBT BUT NOT OUR FUN! WE GOT EXPLOSIVE PVP BATTLES AND BUILDING CONTESTS THAT WILL BLOW YO MIND! JOIN NOW TO EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, YOLO!

Disrespectful Agree Craft

agree, Agreement, civility, Communication, communication skills, compromise, conflict management, Conflict Resolution, Craft, debate, dialogue, differing opinions, disagreement, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful agreement, healthy debate, Manners, mutual respect, perspective, relationships, respectful disagreement, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4331
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Astral Projections Made:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON STEROIDS.

ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LIKE NINJAS ON SPEED, READY TO BAN ANY TROLLS FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY “CREEPER”.

OH, AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET ZOMBIE THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. PLUS, IF YOU CAN RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE, THAT ALSO MEANS YOU CAN DISRESPECTFULLY AGREE. MIND BLOWN, RIGHT?

Worldborne

alliances, Character, Conquer, Conquest, Diplomacy, diplomat, Discord, DOMINANCE, fresh world, Lore, Roleplay, Staff Team, Strategist, Suggestions, Theme, Vanilla, warrior, whitelist process, Worldborne

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	301
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Overview of Worldborne Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Nations and Races	Create or join powerful nations and explore a world rich with diverse races and lore.
War and Combat	Engage in epic wars with other nations to prove your dominance!
Custom Items	Enjoy custom items made by staff and give suggestions for inclusivity.
Server Launch Date	Launched on January 31st, providing a fresh world for players.
Roleplay Support	Supports RP with a whitelist process to ensure everyone is on the same page.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

To join the Worldborne server, please join our Discord using the invite link provided and follow the instructions there.

2. Are there any rules or guidelines for gameplay?

Yes, we have rules and guidelines in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

3. Can I create my own nation on the server?

Yes, players have the option to create or join powerful nations within the world of Worldborne.

4. How does combat work on the server?

Combat on Worldborne involves engaging in epic wars with other nations to prove dominance and strategic prowess.

5. Are custom items available on the server?

Yes, custom items created by the staff team are available for players to enjoy. Suggestions for new items are also welcome.

Cosmic Human Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, Advanced, aliens, Civilizations, Cosmic, DENISOVANS, Evolution, evolutionary anatomy, Hands, Human, human-like, intelligence, interbreed, Manipulation, Neanderthals, physical environment, Primitive, Realms, sapience, tentacles, Tools

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4783
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where animals have evolved to have human-like bodies and build civilizations. Bro, you gotta join this server because you can chill with these animal people who can actually make tools and stuff. Who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bird that can build a house or a four-legged animal that can craft weapons? Plus, maybe you can even interbreed with them like we did with neanderthals and denisovans. It’s a wild world out there, man. Join now and experience the ultimate crossover of species!

RentDrama Minecraft Server

aita, broken into bathroom, brother staying over, careless roommate, college bestie, credit reports, damaged property, Florida apartment, friendship ended, leaving roommate, legal action, locked bedroom, messy room, Minecraft, moving out, paying rent, Pregnancy, RentDrama, returning home, roommate drama, roommate troubles, Server, stopped paying rent, stopping the electric, theft, trashed apartment, TV theft, wearing clothes

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1229
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and TV’s are stolen with a knife! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and virtual thievery.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of having your belongings stolen by your own roommate’s brother? Look no further! Our server offers the unique experience of having your locked room broken into, your clothes worn by strangers, and your personal space violated in the most outrageous ways possible.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of disconnecting the electricity to prevent spiteful bills, stopping paying rent to teach someone a lesson, and ultimately trashing the apartment in a fit of rage. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all this chaos in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So come join us on our server, where friendships are fleeting and TV’s are fair game for anyone with a knife and a lack of boundaries. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Players:	103/700	Votes:	364
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9479	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5