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| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a rare diamond block that granted them unlimited power. They used this power to prank other players by turning their houses into giant chickens and spawning an army of angry llamas. It was chaos, but it was also the most fun they had ever had in Minecraft.
So, if you’re ready to stroke your ego and unleash your inner baddie, come join us on our server. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get up to? Just remember, anything goes on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the new movie being filmed on our server is actually a documentary about our epic battles with the Ender Dragon. Will we finally defeat the beast or will we end up accidentally befriending it and inviting it to our weekly bingo night? Only time will tell!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of llama poop. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 254 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 26 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous skin showing. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? So come on, strip down and join the fun!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us and unleash your inner meme master as we laugh in the face of Nijisanji English’s demise. Don’t be a sheep, be a wolf ready to howl at the moon of outrageousness! Build, craft, and conquer with a community of like-minded players who are ready to take on the world of Minecraft in the most hilarious way possible.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to being obsequious and hello to a server where the only rule is to have a good time and never take things too seriously. Join us now and let the madness begin! #CertifiedFacts #SinkTheYacht #DownWithNijisanji #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join our server and you might just find yourself on a quest to retrieve the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger from the clutches of the evil Ender Dragon. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers. And who knows, you might even find love with a Canadian girl who will sweep you off your blocky feet (literally)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little romance with a girl from the Great White North. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us and become part of the resistance against the evil 4channers who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. With epic battles, secret alliances, and crazy plot twists, this SMP will keep you on the edge of your seat.
But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that allow you to ride unicorns, shoot rainbows out of your hands, and summon giant chickens to fight by your side. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that all our players are required to wear banana suits while playing. Yes, you heard that right. Banana suits.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and help us defeat the 4channers once and for all! Remember, your days are numbered, 4channers. Mwahaha!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can mine for diamonds, build epic structures, and even become the CEO of your own virtual empire. Our server is a place where dreams come true and where hard work pays off, no matter where you come from.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and show the world that race, speech style, or anything else can’t hold you back from achieving greatness in the world of Minecraft! Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us and witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but enchanted carrots and explosive chickens. Explore our custom-built world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasure, and a village of friendly llamas who are secretly plotting world domination.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that it can grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more bacon).
So why settle for a snooze-fest when you can join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire).
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and prepare to be amazed by the wildest ride of your life. Encounter strange creatures, solve mind-bending puzzles, and maybe even uncover the secrets of La Manchaland Gregor.
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, how about the chance to extract the elusive target [Rodion] with your trusty E.G.O? Or maybe you’re just in it for the laughs and the chaos that ensues when you mix Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina together.
So, grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and dive into the madness that is our Minecraft server. Who knows what adventures await you in this twisted world of Limbus Company? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 179 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 178 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
🔥 Join us for epic tournaments like Stormy Night, where players battle it out in a world tour event that will leave you on the edge of your seat! Who will emerge victorious in the Team of 3 Open Beta #2? Only time will tell!
📚 Dive into our main wiki for frame data and system mechanics, because in this world, knowledge is power! And don’t forget to check out the Player Glicko-2 ratings to see where you stand among the competition.
🛡️ Need some extra help? Our approved Strive mods like the Potato Mod and Frame Data Display will give you the edge you need to dominate the battlefield.
👑 And for all you Queen Dizzy fans out there, we’ve got a starter guide that will have you ruling the server in no time!
🎸 So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your skills, and get ready to rock and roll in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just remember, when you close your lobby, announce it in the thread or face the wrath of the Guilty Gear gods! 🤘
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
