SarcasticHub – Is that fine?

aita, children, christmas eve, Fights, Fine, hard work, harmless fun, husband, jokes, next year, pillow cases, Presents, santa, sarcastic, SarcasticHub, Sorry., start fights, thanks, Wrapping, wrong way

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6909
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Animals Bred:	128
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a pillowcase full of presents on Christmas Eve? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of unwrapping virtual gifts all year round.

Our server is so amazing, it will make your spouse jealous of the time you spend on it. Imagine the joy of building your dream world while avoiding fights with your significant other over silly jokes.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a community where harmless fun is the name of the game. Who needs real presents when you can have virtual ones on our server? Join now and start unwrapping the fun!

Realm of the Unknown 1.20.5

1.20.5, action, Adventure, badass gameplay, Borderlands 4, co-op, Excited, First Person Shooter, Gaming, gearbox software, Hawk Tuah gun, hype, looter shooter, Looting, multiplayer, New Release, PANDORA, Realm, RPG, Shooter, unknown, vault hunters, video game

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5925
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	801017
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mines Excavated:	3355	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like playing with a Hawk Tuah gun but in blocky pixel form!

You can build your own crazy world and shoot creepers with style!

Forget boring old guns, we got pixelated awesomeness waiting for you!

Join now and unleash your inner blocky warrior!

Birmingham Blockbuster Minecraft SMP

Alabama, BIRMINGHAM, blockbuster, Cinema, city life, Community, crime, culture, Diversity, Drama, Entertainment, film, local ], Minecraft, movies, Mystery, no sports, non-sports, Recommendations, smp, Southern, Thriller, Urban

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8607
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Looking to join a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, in the land of blocks and mobs, there was a legendary player who built a house so epic, even the Ender Dragon was jealous. And on our server, you too can build your own epic creations and show off your building skills to the whole world!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame the Disco Sheep, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your quest for the Disco Sheep today!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, every block you mine has a chance of dropping a diamond. That’s right, diamonds for days! So come join us and start your journey to becoming the richest player in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GiftGateCraft

ACCUSATION, Argument, awkward, Boyfriend, Childhood, christmas, Communication, disagreement, friendship, gift, GiftGateCraft, Girlfriend, inappropriate, inseparable, makeup, Memento, PLATONIC, relationship, response, shopping, woodworking

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8021
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Divine Spears Created:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested over wooden bowls! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and earring storage solutions.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over a small wooden bowl. Will you stand your ground like our brave player, or will you cave under the pressure of your friend’s demanding girlfriend?

But that’s not all – our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground earring storage facility, or uncover the truth behind the mysterious origins of the wooden bowl.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested, drama is served hot, and the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a handmade gift from your childhood. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join now and see what kind of outrageous stories you’ll be a part of next!

Pre911Craft

historical events, life before 9/11, pre-9/11, pre-9/11 atmosphere, pre-9/11 changes, pre-9/11 comparisons, pre-9/11 culture, pre-9/11 experiences, pre-9/11 impact, pre-9/11 innocence, pre-9/11 lifestyle, pre-9/11 memories, pre-9/11 mindset, pre-9/11 nostalgia, pre-9/11 perspective, pre-9/11 reflections, pre-9/11 security., pre-9/11 society, pre-9/11 transformation, pre-9/11 world, Pre911Craft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4828
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Remember the good ol’ days before 9/11 when the world was a simpler place? Well, our Minecraft server is like a time machine back to those carefree times! Join us for a blast from the past and experience a world where creepers were just misunderstood cuddly creatures and diamond armor was the height of fashion.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Rumor has it that if you find him in-game, he’ll grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for unlimited diamonds, he’s a bit touchy about that).

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a pumpkin on your head for protection? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement). Join us now and let the ridiculousness begin!

FluCraft Minecraft Server

animal to human transmission, avian influenza, bird flu, epidemiology, FluCraft, global health, health crisis, human receptors, Infectious Disease, infectious outbreak, Minecraft, mutation, mutation risk, outbreak, pandemic, public health, respiratory illness, Server, viral infection, virology, virus mutation, warning signs, zoonotic disease

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	573
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	836
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants? Well, look no further, cuz our server is the bomb diggity! We got pigs that can fly, cows that do the cha-cha, and zombies that breakdance like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether. We’ve got secret treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the End, where you can battle the Ender Dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

But beware, my friend, for danger lurks around every corner. You never know when a sneaky skeleton might shoot you in the back, or a devious witch might cast a spell on you. And don’t even get me started on those pesky creepers who love nothing more than blowing up your hard-earned creations.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to watch out for that bird flu…wait, what? Oh nevermind, just come join the fun!

EagleS Tanker Trouble – Estlink 2 Mischief

Baltic Sea, criminal activity, Damage, Eagle S tanker, Eagles, electricity transmission, energy supply, environmental impact, Estlink, Estlink 2 power cable, finland, Finnish Police, infrastructure damage, investigation, law enforcement, legal proceedings, maritime incident, maritime security, Mischief, sabotage, SUSPECT, Tanker, Trouble, underwater cables, vessel inspection

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Holy Grails Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	32	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BAM! You get a message from the Finnish Police saying there’s, like, this crazy Eagle S tanker causing chaos and messing up power cables! And guess what? It’s all goin’ down on our server!

Join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you’ll be dodging tankers and fixing power cables while trying to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness! Who knows, you might even become a hero and save the day from the evil tanker! See you there, adventurer!

Domain.

anti-creeper., Armour stands+, Chunks, Community, data packs, Discord, Domain, Dynmap, Enderman, Game experience, ghast griefing, Long Term Projects, minecraft server, mini blocks, Mob Heads, player heads, Plugins, Regenerate, Seed, Semi Vanilla, Server Information, Spawn

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3898
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	18

Domain Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
World Generation	1.20 (updated to 1.21.4)
Features	– Anti-creeper, enderman, ghast griefing – Armour stands – Mini-blocks, mob heads, and player heads – Dynmap

Join Us On Discord

Server information can be found on our Discord server.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is the server type?

Domain Minecraft Server is a semi-vanilla server.

When was the world generated?

The world was originally generated in 1.20 and has been updated to 1.21.4.

Does the server have any special features?

Yes, the server uses plugins and data packs that include anti-griefing measures, armour stands, mini-blocks, mob heads, player heads, and Dynmap.

Where can I find more information about the server?

You can find more information and join the server on our Discord server at: https://discord.gg/cw9gJH498T.

Mystic Crafted Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Alt-Right, antisemitism, conspiracy theories, covid vaccines, crafted, current events, extremism, far right, internet culture, kikeslide, micro chips, Misinformation, mystic, online communities, online forums, online harassment, POL, polandanon, Political discussion, Realms, slide thread, trolling, webm

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2421
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	28	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Emeralds Found:	2124
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	New Chunks Explored:	156151
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion!

Experience the thrill of dodging slide threads and kikeslide infestations in a virtual world like no other!

Unleash your inner polandanon and uncover the truth behind the micro chips in the covid vaccines in our wacky server events!

Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and embrace the insanity!

Spy x Family Minecraft SMP

Blackbells, christmas dinner, comedic, Competition, Disappointment, Espionage, fake daughter, FAKE WIFE, family, family dynamics, Festive, holiday meal, holiday season, humor, largest turkey, Minecraft, perfect dinner, secret agent, Settling, smp, Spy, spy mission, spy x family, undercover

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3752
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

🎄🍗 Need a break from the drama of your fake family? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only turkey you’ll be fighting over is the one you’re trying to cook for yourself! No more Blackbells stealing your dinner plans, just pure unadulterated fun and chaos. Who needs a fake wife and daughter when you can have a fake diamond sword and pet creeper instead? Join now and leave the holiday stress behind! 🎮💥 #TurkeyWars #MinecraftMadness

CraftyHacksMC

clever strategies, CraftyHacksMC, creative thinking, daily routines, efficiency, habits, innovative ideas, life hacks, organization, personal development, problem solving, productivity, self improvement, shortcuts, smart hacks, success mindset, time-saving, Tips, Tricks, unconventional methods, unique solutions

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7222
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine for resources like a peasant? Well, on our server, we have a secret hack where all you have to do is say “abracadabra” and diamonds will rain from the sky! It’s like having your own personal diamond dispenser, but way more magical.

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our pigs have wings and our chickens have a taste for brains, so get ready for the most epic showdown of your Minecraft life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a hidden portal that leads straight to a land made entirely of candy. That’s right, you can build your dream house out of gingerbread and lollipops, and never have to worry about running out of sweets again.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life!

BelarusBlock Minecraft Server

Belarus, BelarusBlock, Citizens, Consular Assistance, crisis management., diplomatic relations, emergency alert, evacuation, foreign policy, international relations, Issues, Leave, Minecraft, Political unrest, Rising, safety risks, security concerns, Server, State Department, travel advisory, travel safety, Urgent Warning, US

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Buildings Constructed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Enchantments Applied:	208	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

lol u know what’s safer than belarus? our minecraft server! u won’t have to worry about no urgent warnings here, just build, mine, and have a blast! plus, we got unicorns roaming around that drop diamonds when u pet them. true story, bro. so leave belarus behind and join us for some epic minecraft fun!

AzerCraft: No Hypotheses!

#authorities, accident, air travel, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), Azerbaijan Airlines, AzerCraft, Caution, Condolences, crash, hypotheses, Incident, International, investigation, plane crash, response, russia, Safety, speculation, Tragedy, Warns

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2412
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Towns Built:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

u know what u dont need to worry about no airplane crashes on our minecraft server cuz we dont even have airplanes. we got dragons tho. yep, u heard me right. u can ride a freakin dragon on this server. and not just any dragon, a rainbow sparkly dragon that farts glitter.

also, we got a secret underground city filled with talking llamas who will trade u diamonds for cookies. but be careful, they have a llama mafia that will break ur kneecaps if u try to cheat them.

oh, and did i mention we have a haunted forest where u can find a magical unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples? yep, it’s true.

so if u wanna join a server where u can ride dragons, trade with llamas, and find unicorn poop, then come join us. but be warned, once u join, u can never leave. mwahahaha.

Christmas MineColonies

#youtube, BUILD, Chat, christmas, Feedback, GIANT, Join, LIVESTREAMS, mine, Minecolonies, Minecraft, Modded, Positive, Resources, search, Server, Tree, tree building, Viewers

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8458
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	440	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Emeralds Found:	4803	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	7

MineColonies Christmas Tree Server Overview

Server Name	MineColonies Christmas Tree Server
Server Address	christmas.phg.gg
Theme	Christmas Tree Building with Viewers
Stream Link	View the stream here

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is the purpose of the server?	To build a giant Christmas tree together with viewers.
How can I participate?	Join the server christmas.phg.gg and mine resources by typing !search in the chat of the stream.
Is feedback welcome?	Yes, feedback about the idea or the stream is appreciated. Let the organizers know what you think!

Zenless Zone Zero 1.20.4

1.20.4, A Storm of Falling Stars, Advanced Bounty, Agent Combat Intel, Agent Record, Asaba Harumasa, Astra Yao, Bangboo vs Ethereal, Before the Curtain Rises, character demo, Combat Footage Review, combat simulation, Data Bounty, En-Nah Into Your Lap, evelyn, FREEZZZASSEMBLE, Full 1.4 details, Hoshimi Miyabi, MIYABIRELEASE, newest trailer, OP pastebin, POPULARITY POLL, Redeemable Codes, Resources, SAHLWFEFE, special program, Special Visitor, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, Version 1.4, Windchaser Harumasa, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFT, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFMHARUMASA, ZZZFriends, ZZZGFN24

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Divine Spears Created:	15
Crops Grown:	8707	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got a special program called “A Storm of Falling Stars” that will blow your mind! Plus, they got Agent Combat Intel, like Hoshimi Miyabi and Asaba Harumasa, who are total badasses.

And, get this, they have upcoming events like “Bangboo vs Ethereal” and “Windchaser Harumasa” that will have you on the edge of your seat. Oh, and did I mention the redeemable codes you can claim in-game or online? Yeah, you can get some sick rewards with those.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let the craziness begin! Just remember, reality is overrated anyway.

Under His Minecraft SMP Pull

Minecraft, PULL, smp

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never trust a guy named Steve who offers to share his bed with you. Trust us, we learned that lesson the hard way. But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join our server!

Looking for a place where you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? We’ve got you covered. Want to participate in intense PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies? You’ve come to the right place. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that grants you the power to turn all your enemies into chickens.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. And if you ever hear the sound of a creeper hissing behind you, just remember to scream like a banshee and run for your life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just make sure to steer clear of any guys named Steve with a suspicious glint in their eye.