| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories. From building giant phallic structures to starting wars over who stole whose diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on the Housewife’s Bull Edition SMP.
But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players must dress up as their favorite senran character and participate in a battle royale to see who will be crowned the ultimate shinobi. Trust us, things get heated (literally, because we set the arena on fire).
So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to lose all sense of sanity and dignity along the way. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen twerking to dubstep music. Only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter and claim the treasure for themselves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Missouri slut herself, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank and troll. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat her in a dance-off, she’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So come join us on the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decision-making and absurd situations. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to get caught up in a scandalous plot twist! So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos of our unpredictable server. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of blocky adventures!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to recite the pledge of allegiance every morning, because let’s be real, who even knows all the words anyway? Just focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers!
Forget clapping in theatres for capeshit, on our server, you’ll be applauded every time you mine a diamond or defeat the Ender Dragon. Who needs superhero movies when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft world?
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP tournaments, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a fire-breathing beast into battle?
But that’s not all! We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a talking chicken who will give you quests to complete for fabulous rewards. And did we mention the disco party every Friday night in the Nether? Get your dancing shoes on because it’s lit!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Up or down? Who cares when you can go sideways!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 609 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army. These fearless warriors ride into battle on the backs of giant pigs, wielding diamond swords and wearing nothing but leather armor. They are a sight to behold and will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies. Join our server and become a part of this epic army!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – rainbow ore! This magical ore can only be found in our server and is said to grant the player incredible powers. Rumor has it that anyone who mines this ore will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and emeralds for the rest of their days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, no auto attacking allowed – we like to keep things interesting around here!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 100 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry wolves while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our friendly community will always have your back…unless they decide to prank you by filling your house with chickens.
But wait, there’s more! We have legendary treasure hidden in secret locations that only the bravest adventurers can find. Just be careful, because rumor has it that a creeper with a vendetta is guarding the biggest loot of them all.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember, “I’m gonna hurt you” is just a friendly warning from our resident prankster, not a threat…probably.
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
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| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 8467 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest and most sought-after block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Diamond-Encrusted Bacon Block! Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a Creeper who just wants to be friends. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join us for our Patch 7.1 update where we introduce new features like flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and exploding creepers that shoot out confetti!
But wait, there’s more! We have Moogle Treasure Trove events where you can hunt for rare treasures and Fall Guys competitions where you can race against other players in wacky obstacle courses.
And don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups and events like the Roleplaying Meetup at The Dairyu Moon Gates or the Tokusatsu Watch Party featuring GARO Red Requiem and Kamen Rider Zero-One.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
