| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 650 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Votes: | 391 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
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| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 270 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 8 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 4111 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Votes: | 1842 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 8886 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 8483 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!
And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 927 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 3687 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 7910 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7550 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.
You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.
Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?
Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 7581 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 8227 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 923788 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?
And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 1387 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 46 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 49 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.
Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 114 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4605 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 8170 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 9442 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 4342 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
| Animals Bred: | 82 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 473 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 1315 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 186 | Buildings Constructed: | 40 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 3107 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 126 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 20 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 106 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.
Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!
