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Players: 98/900 Votes: 1787
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10 Horror Stories Survived: 4
Animals Bred: 42 Gryphons Tamed: 1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 188
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a former pro wrestler who is known for her epic GFE (Gamer Friendly Experience) and intimacy pre-friend fiasco! But don’t worry, she’s turned over a new leaf and now her honesty is off the charts post-friend fiasco.

Join our server and you’ll be treated like royalty by our entertainer-turned-server-owner. She’s so based that she even broke kayfabe just for you! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see what all the hype is about on our insane Minecraft server!

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  • VAllure Haven 1.21

    VAllure Haven 1.21
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 8067
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

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  • BabyBlockBungle

    BabyBlockBungle
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 8235
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Magic Items Found: 8202 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

    But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

    So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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  • AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

    AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 3525
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

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  • SinCraft: Reddit Edition

    SinCraft: Reddit Edition
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 9787
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7195 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

    Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

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  • Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

    Leash-Carrying Doggos Server
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 1181
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Towns Built: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Votes: 3514 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

    But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

    And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

    So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

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  • Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

    Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 4390
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5581 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Star Shards Collected: 223
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

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  • R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

    R9k Community Craft 1.20.1
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 7343
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Elemental Crystals Collected: 65
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    New Chunks Explored: 966958 Villages Defended: 19
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

    We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

    Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

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  • GuantanamoCraft SMP

    GuantanamoCraft SMP
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 2400
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

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  • MineCraftMatchmaker

    MineCraftMatchmaker
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 2589
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Endless Legions Commanded: 13 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 33 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

    Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

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  • UkrainianLandWars

    UkrainianLandWars
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 9268
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Magic Items Found: 6320
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 74
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Chimeras Created: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

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    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

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  • Skinny Talent Server

    Skinny Talent Server
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 1610
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47
    Runes Activated: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

    we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

    our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

    if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

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  • Bowels of Doom Server

    Bowels of Doom Server
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 2258
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Farms Harvested: 271
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Chimeras Created: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

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  • Meteor Madness 1.20.2

    Meteor Madness 1.20.2
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 2759
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Zombie Dances: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

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    Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

    I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

    Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

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  • AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 7113
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Crops Grown: 2554
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 7086
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Mythical Swords Crafted: 55
    Buildings Constructed: 16 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyQualities

    CraftyQualities
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 7091
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 12
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

    Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

    We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

    So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

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