SantaGoneMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3725
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dimension Hops:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9394
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1461
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dimension Hops:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Crops Grown:	8389

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3362
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Villages Defended:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Votes:	5969	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4787
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8301
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2372	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1587
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Animals Bred:	85	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5529
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Mystic Isles of Elysium 1.20.4

1.20.4, 92023556, ANONYMOUS, anonymous rip, anonymous tribute, Condolences, death, Elysium, Grief, GRIEVING, Isles, Loss, Memory, mourning, mourning loss, mystic, No. 92023556, Remembrance, RIP, sad, sorrow, Sympathy, Tribute

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8276
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. This server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow-filled wonderland. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. But be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Peace out, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Help Me Minecraft SMP

becoming the man, goal-setting, lifestyle change, Minecraft, Need Help, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-image enhancement, self-improvement journey, self-improvement tips, self-transformation, smp, transformation

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1827
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Astral Projections Made:	4	Void Gems Collected:	36
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	170
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming the ultimate Chad of the server, flexing your diamond armor and enchanted weapons on all the peasants? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

MomDeservedItLOL

Boundaries, christmas party, college break, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotional response, family, household responsibilities, lack of privacy, living arrangements, messy room, MomDeservedItLOL, Mother, parental expectations, personal belongings, personal space, raised surface, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, tea spill

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8258	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	151	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of your mom invading your Minecraft room and messing up your stuff? Join our server and escape to a world where your mom can’t ruin your tea-stained papers and yarn! Build your own room without any interference and enjoy the ultimate privacy.

We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!

Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!

StrangerDanger in Minecraft SMP

bizarre conversation, bizarre encounter, bizarre story, Minecraft, odd conversation, odd meeting, odd story, odd stranger, peculiar experience, peculiar stranger, random encounter, random story, smp, strange conversation, strange encounter, strange story, stranger, StrangerDanger, unexpected meeting, unusual interaction, unusual stranger, weird encounter, weird story

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster of craziness and shenanigans! Like one time, I was just mining for diamonds and a random player dressed as a giant chicken came up to me and started dancing the Macarena! And then out of nowhere, a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles appeared and started throwing emeralds at us! It was so random and hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing!

But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!

So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!